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Dear readers: Ima be real with you, the first part of this book is some serious BS. I started this book as almost a joke, and it took forever to get contracted. Long and short of it: I didn't really put thought into the first 60ish chapters, and it barely even makes sense. For this, I am sorry, but the rest isn't to shabby, lol

ANYWAYS!

When Truck-Kun strikes, Daniel's world is changed forever! Armed with a strange new power and his head in a pretty girl's lap, Daniel must face an epic battle of good and evil that will tear the universe apart. With the help of his girls, those close to him, and friends he makes along the way, Daniel embarks on a journey that stretches past the limits of his imagination. Get ready for a wild ride as Daniel learns that being a hero isn't really what the world needs!

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Harem In The Intergalactic Apocalypse

"Don't even start with me. Some stupid plant snotted on me, and the shit won't wash off. I was ready to choke out that damn botanist for laughing so damn! Then I put him in a headlock, and the smell made him puke, and he has it on him now. That will teach the son of a bitch to laugh at a six-and-a-half-foot tall metal man!" Eddie laughed, and I walked around him until I got the right angle. "What are you doing?"


"Cleaning you off, but I have to make sure I don't kill anyone," I said and raised my hand, placing my palm towards Eddie.


"Why do I have a feeling that I am not going to like this?" Eddie asked.


"Probably because you are psychic," I said with a grin and then roared, "Flame On!"


Fire burst from my palm like a cone of Dragonfire, bathing Eddie in the roaring torrent of flames. Eddie just stood there, but even though his face was a mask, I could tell that he wasn't impressed.


[Bonus chapter] Cobra Chickens!