The Funniest Part

The sun flickered against his eyes, like when you wake up in the most annoying position, the sun just shining through your eyelid and waking you, unable to open weary eyes to the cruel harsh flair of the sun.

"And breathe,"

In a second his eyes were no longer plagued with the brightness, his face drenched in cooling shadows of a man. His eyes fluttered open, folding and creasing back to reveal his jewelled amber eyes, the piercing inhuman yellow staring up at the shadowy figure.

He sat up rubbing his eyes, his hands strangely wet, opening his eyes fully seeing past the foggy innocence of his awakening, there was only red, his hands drenched in blood, the crimson swirling and dripping around his body. Recalling in surprise he pushed back, his hands pressing into the soft cold skin of one behind him. Looking around him, the panic and fear filled his mind. He gagged and puked as he looked around, the hazed familiar faces slapping him with a snake of loss, and sadness.

"Welcome to Babylon, the start of the recorded world, and the introduction of its first hero,"

Looking up at the man, he instantly saw the child, his pale yellow hair intertwined with the man's fingers.

"This is Gilgamesh, One third god by this point, soon he will be fully attuned to my strength, and he will lead us all to a perfect world of sin. But im sure that's not your concern right now."

"Who… who are you? Who am I?"

"Ahahahah, my experiment is a success, you see… My holy friend, I am Belamere, God's gift to the world, sent with his power to cleanse this world of all non-believers, all who don't fit his rules. However my dear servant, it would seem that God's love is not eternal. For everywhere I go, all that I see is sin, hahahahah sin! sin! sin! Sin!!! So it would seem that humanity is God's little mistake, but through that I will make the perfect world, where greed, hate and all that is impure reigns. Where humans are reduced to their basest desires. To make what God truly intended."

"That's insane."

"We are all insane little… You don't have a name I suppose, I shall dub thee Mahon. Anyway, we are all insane, we are just pressured not to show it, those who challenge god within magic, those who built this city, this cage for all humanity. Those who wrote these laws everything is an insane entrapment of the soul."

"So then… what am I?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S THE FUNNIEST PART!!!!!! You are God's most trusted angel, the Archangel of silence Seraphiel. Or at least you were, if only Al-Satan was still within your ranks. Then you and all the angels would still be breathing. But now you are one of me, just like Gilgy here. HAHAHAHAH, isn't that amusing, once God's right hand now reborn as mine, Baptised in the blood of you and your comrades. Still could be worse, hahaha at least you didn't become a wraith, welcome to your new life Mahon! Your new life as a god, as a Vampire!"