Chapter 31

Leonie hopped out, a tiny ball of fury, and winged a roll of toilet paper at me. "There may have been a few facts I left out about my personal history but I was totally your friend. You dumped me. You stopped calling me." She crossed her arms, her chin jutting out.

That was kind of true, too. "You were spying on my brother." I stroked my chin. "No wonder you always had to pluck your chin hairs. I thought you were part goat, but it was just your goblin heritage."

Leo covered her chin. "Take it back. You know I'm sensitive about that."

I bleated at her.

She smacked me. That's when it descended into the worst of catfights.

It was official. I sucked as a demon hunter.

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