Lily's eyes widened at my appearance, one hand smoothing the skirt of her cute blue dress. I looked down at my own dress in dismay. It had been cute once. My hair had been flirty.
"Drunk guy. Science experiment." I widened my hands making an explosion sound.
"Oh. Okay." Lily still looked confused, but screw it. That was as good a lie as I had in me.
I clenched my teeth against a hot spurt of anger at all pretty people. That included Rohan. His shirt had taken the worst of it and since he wore his jacket over top again, he looked just dandy. The bastard. Fuck, I wanted him badly. A rage fuck would have been awesome but I'd settle for a rage wank.
Cuntessa throbbed harder, demanding I do something about her stymied predicament. I mentally fired back that I couldn't exactly rub one out standing here, could I? I had to get through the small talk first.