Wrussy

It's been a while since I've ridden on a public transit high out of my mind. The last time I went on a trip was before I got enrolled into Kamar-Taj and the time before that was in my previous life. And nothing in all of my previous experiences had prepared me for this. Kamar-Taj kicked me in ball sacks of my very existence but I was not dying and losing my mortality. This. This isn't just another acid trip. I can feel my body slowly dying from the inside. It feels like my body is melting slowly but rapidly at the same time.

It's a good thing the acid trip kicked when I'm only two stations away my from stop because I am definitely going to be a victim of something if it came in any earlier. I try to control my breathing but it feels like my entire skin is breathing along with me. No. I think this whole train is matching with my breathing. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Don't freak out. Don't FREAK OUT NED!!!

-----20 Minutes Later-----

OH FUCK IM FINALLY HOME!!! I rip my clothes off as soon as I got inside my house. My insides are on fire as if they're getting roasted on the surface of the sun. I guess this is what happens when you get bitten by a venomous radioactive spider. You DIE! Oh fuck I'm not ready for this. I've worked so hard to learn magic and advance bullshit science that I can't just leave it all behind. I've made so much progress on these 13 years than I did the 17 years on my last life. I just need. I just need more tim-

I can't stop now. I need to find a way to cool myself down. My body is definitely trying to shutdown to the spread of the venom. I slowly stumble my way into the bathroom as I summon some cubes of ice into the bath tub. I turn on the water and try to let the cold ice cubes melt into the rushing water. After I can't take it anymore I turn off the water and my body fell head first into the ice cold bath tub. I think my body is falling into shock because I can't stop myself from twitching. My body is getting waves after waves of hot and cold flashes and their both colliding with each other in the worst way possible. Wait this. This must be my muscles being torn apart and getting put back together to become stronger than before.

I roll around in the tub so my head and arms can stick out as my back lay against the bottom of the tub. I hazily stare at the bathroom door as I unsteady wave my hands in the air. "Come on. Come on I should've kept the relic of regeneration on for this day. FUCK!" After a hearing a few bumps throughout my apartment a small golden box came floating into the bathroom. It lands in my hands just as my eyes begin to roll backwards as I start to lose consciousness. "New speedrun record." I chuckle to myself as I drop the box into the ice cold bath water.

-----The Next Day-----

So uh I think I survived the process of becoming a spider man. Well maybe it was to become a super solder who's theme is base on a spider because this is probably how Captain America felt when he underwent his steroid treatment. His DNA was been rewritten to build him the ultimate body that can survive in almost any conditions and it was only possible because he got exposed to a certain form of radiation at the same time. I do gotta say though. It's going to be hard trying to hide my growth spurt as just a regular dose of puberty because uh...well I'm now 6 foot 3 at the ripe old age of 13 years old.

There is one thing that I could continue to hide. My already god like body that I've crafted since the age of 4 is even more hone and tone. I don't know how to describe it but they're even bigger and denser than before. I wanted to go from a Bruce Lee type of build where I can be strong, slim and fast at the same time but now I'm on so must steroids it's crazy. The world seems like it's moving just slightly slower while I can move as if everything was normal. Maybe it's not super speed but I probably have a little bit of a speed boost to my body and brain processing speed, considering that's why I had the spell of gravity and deceleration on for so long for. Nice.

And then there's the tingles. It's was the one power I really wanted for a long time and I can't believe I finally got it. It feels....natural. Like I have long invisible hair from the back of my neck and arms that can feel any slight changes in the air. As for how far the range is? I don't know. Yet. Hopefully it's the same as the rest of the spider family but I'm not an MC so I highly doubt it would be as good as them. I do have some pretty sticky hands now. Well it's more hairy than anything but the hair are so small and microscopic that it just look like a normal pair of hands. But I can feel the hairs tingle just ever so slightly when I use magic.

Now this is kind of embarrassing but I now have a new orifice, two as a matter of fact. I now have two brand new virgin wrussies on the underside of my wrist. I guess I'm more of a Maguire spider than I am a Holland. Which is pretty cool I guess, except that I'll literally be leaving behind DNA evidence every time I use my webs..... I gotta copy Peter's formula or make my own because I am not going to leave anything than can be trace back to me....unless. SPAT!

Eww this is fucking gross the spider silk is warm. Ah!!! my spine is tingling so bad because it's gross. I'm wanna barf-NO! I must do this. I've been waiting for this power for so long and I'm not going to throw it all away just because I feel uncomfortable. This is just puberty damnit. Every teenage web crawlers must've gone through the same thing because this is fucking gross. The human-spider anomy is pretty disgusting and I need a way to cut off my silk because it's still sticking out of my WRUSSY.