F-1. It’s Our Multiverse Now

Once, there was a multiverse run by an organization called the Kids Next Door. The core of this multiverse was one composed by a Dimensional Fusion. From its essence, the other universes were born. Far across the Dimensional Plane were Original Worlds, whose denizens existed in these new universes, yet remained untouched and disconnected. Everything existed in harmony… until that day.

That universe called the Gameverse burst, and from it came a terrifying energy that threw the universes out of balance. "IDA" and "Legends" turned upside-down, "Fanverse" and "Out of Mind" collided into and shattered against each other. The chaos tore apart these worlds and spread to the Original Realms.

The members of Fairy Tail felt it as Earth Land trembled. "What's all that shaking?!" Gray Fullbuster shouted. "NATSU!"

"I'm right here, Gray, it's not me!" Natsu denied.

The Soul Society felt it. "What's this spiritual pressure?!" Kenpachi questioned, overwhelmed by the unseen power. "It's… humongous!"

"It feels… familiar…" Rukia was forced to the ground, trying to comprehend it.

It was felt in the Grand Line. "Nami, what's happening?" Zoro asked as the waves increased.

"I don't know… These earthquakes are unnatural."

But when everyone looked up at the waving green sky, the ultimate power towered over all of them. A black colossus with green lines that showed his shape and muscles, and "8" eyes flashing an array of colors on his skull. A triangle appeared on his chest, opening an eye and two little arms and legs.

"Alright, listen up you one-life-span three-dimensional skin puppets. For one trillion years, Lord English was trapped between dimensions, longing to reclaim what was rightfully his. Now he has returned, and he is your new Lord and Ruler for all eternity! Already, our followers were sent to conquer your pathetic worlds. Those who want to live will submit to Lord English and The Thirteen. All others will be wiped from existence!"

Davy Jones landed in the Grand Line, a world of endless oceans and many little islands. With his powerful waterbending, he sucked a thousand Marine ships into the maelstrom, assembling all the fallen souls of the sea to conquer every island. The army of Dutchman Pirates marched into Syrup Village, Cocoyashi Village, Dressrosa, and many peaceful islands, slaughtering everyone who wouldn't obey.

"Heartless Pirate"

The Captain

DAVY JONES

Sōsuke Aizen landed in Death City, rich with spiritual energy. As his army of Hollows and Arrancar lay siege upon the town, he was confronted by Maka Albarn, Black Star, and Death the Kid. Black Star hurled his chain sickle around Aizen, binding him, leaving Kid to shoot him in the chest and for Maka to decapitate him. Their moment of victory was short-lived as Aizen suddenly appeared behind Maka to stab her, having deceived them with an illusion. He encased Kid and Black Star in a black coffin and had them punctured.

"Bleak Senses"

The Shinigami

SŌSUKE AIZEN

Madara Uchiha arrived in Hyrule Kingdom, not waiting long before he summoned a giant meteor. The Four Giants came all the way from Termina and worked together to push the meteor back into space. Madara made it stronger with his Chakra, but the Giants were able to subdue it. …Unfortunately, they were not prepared for the other meteor Madara summoned directly above it.

"The All-Seeing"

The Ninja

MADARA UCHIHA

Zorc Necrophades began conquering the World of Pokémon. He sent his Duel Monsters to capture every Pokémon they could find. They were brought to Giovanni, who would feed them the Perma-Mega Potion and convert them into permanent Mega Pokémon. Afterwards, they were caught inside Dark Balls constructed with Zorc's magic, leaving nothing to stop the evil Pokémon from conquering the planet.

"Lord of Games"

The Captor

ZORC NECROPHADES

A terrible storm had covered Mobius, people and houses were swallowed in a gigantic tornado. "WAAAAAAAAaaahh…!" Even Tails was whisked away in his pride, the Tornado. A figure in a dark hood stood firm on his pale white feet in the center of the cyclone, a single red eye glaring at his opponent. Sonic the Hedgehog ran faster than the wind and attacked the mage with a Spin Dash. The mage cast a red bolt from his wand.

"Broken Soul"

The Immortal

VOLDEMORT

In Jump City, Cyborg and Starfire blasted energy beams at Yellow Diamond, who spawned Disco Diamonds to refract the beams, destroying the surrounding buildings. Beast Boy became a T-rex and charged the giantess from behind, but the Gem Empress became solid diamond and let the reptile break his teeth. The team was able to keep her distracted long enough for all the Teen Titans to arrive, from Titans East to Titans North. Yellow Diamond scowled at the annoyances, so she stabbed her own diamond body with her electric sword, sending a burst of lightning in every direction.

"Golden Empress"

The Goddess

YELLOW DIAMOND

Thanos shook the ground as he landed in Equestria, a colorful world of Ponies, Pegasus, Unicorns, and the occasional Pegacornisisyu. Thanos stared at his Infinity Gauntlet, the Power Stone brimming a dark purple. He raised his mighty fist and PUNCHED the ground. With one strike, the Power Stone destroyed every living thing on the planet.

"Mad Titan"

The Destroyer

THANOS

Blackbeard came to the Solana Galaxy and destroyed Captain Slag with a single Tremor Fist. He sailed the universe on Slag's flagship, destroying settlement after settlement. Even Ratchet & Clank were no match to his Dark-Dark powers. Teach became feared throughout the cosmos as the Black Hole.

"Blackbeard"

The Adventurer

MARSHALL D. TEACH

And speaking of black holes, Dimentio Z. Winkiebottom made short work of the Star Wars Universe. An endless expanding vortex was enough to devour more planets than the Death Stars could hope to destroy, something he longed to do since the GKND's old days. Thus, he proved once and for all that spacebending beats psychicbending.

"Please, let's avoid using my last name." he said. "'Dimentio' is fine on its own."

"Multidimensional"

The Connector

DIMENTIO

Zeref found himself in a bedroom of an ordinary house. He looked around, not seeing anything of interest, until he spotted four tiny girls in white dresses on a desk. "Look, fairies! It's a stranger!" Kururu the pink-haired fairy pointed.

"Sensei-san warned us not to talk to strangers!" Sarara the tomboy fairy stated seriously.

"But maybe he's friendly." Chiriri the blonde pigtailed fairy followed.

"Th-They're… so adorable!" Zeref choked on his breath.

"His face is turning red." Hororo the soft-spoken fairy noticed. "I think he's in love."

"It may be a trap!" yelled Sarara. "He could be an 'online predator'!"

"Does that mean he's going to eat us?" Kururu wondered.

"Stranger-san, are you going to eat us?" Chiriri asked.

"Th-They're so cute! I can't…!" The sight of the fairies warmed Zeref's heart and filled it with love. The love was so strong that it sent out a black cloud. The fairies died.

"Black Cloud"

The Lover

ZEREF

Xehanort arrived in the World of Remnant, watching as the Grimm laid siege upon Beacon Academy. He used his Keyblade to Rewind time, removing the Grimm, restoring the school to its natural state, and reviving everyone that had died. "They won't be willing to submit if they're dead." Xehanort summoned a swarm of Heartless to join him in fighting the Hunters and Huntresses.

"Seeker of Darkness"

The Keeper of Keys

XEHANORT

Ganondorf Dragmire came to the Wizarding World, populated by normal humans and wizards. Hogwarts School was burning in dark violet flames as demons snuffed out any survivors. Ganon was slowly approaching Rubeus Hagrid, who was bleeding on the ground. "RAAAAH!" The giant, Grawp charged at Ganon in a fury, but Ghirahim leapt out of the Devil's Sword and sliced a perfect line up Grawp's center.

Ganondorf stomped Hagrid's neck with enough strength to keep the half-giant down. "Tell me, again, where to find the Fantastic Beasts?"

"King of Evil"

The Devil

GANONDORF DRAGMIRE

Meanwhile, in the MacFarlaneverse… nothing was different. In the Futurama Universe… still nothing was happening. Let's try the Simpsons Universe… Really, still nothing?

"Okay, where the heck is Baldy Bald?" Bill questioned.

"HELP!" cried the czar in question. "I ate too many Bob Burgers and got stuck in the portal!"

"Grrrrr! Dimentio, why don't you expand yourself?!"

"Because I've been dieting." Dimentio snickered.

"Chrome Dome but not really"

The Trickster

CZAR BALDY BALD III

Three years later…

The Thirteen Darknesses gathered at the dining room table, enjoying a buffet of foods taken from the universes. Team Rocket sat close to Giovanni, happily swallowing every tasty, rewarding meal they desired. The Thirteen's acting manager, Bill Cipher, walked on the table. His human body was aged to 10 years old, wearing a yellow tuxedo, his blonde hair scraggly, and wielding a golden scepter with a pyramid eye on the tip. "One thousand five-hundred-and-sixty-five conquered universes, and over eleven billion followers… Ladies and gentlemen of The Thirteen, the multiverse is officially our BITCH!"

"Couldn't have put it better myself!" Blackbeard munched a giant Gold Cherry Pie.

"And to think… just 23 years ago, I sided with that pestering child, Negatar Gnaa." Ganondorf scoffed. "So, it is truly an honor to say… that I have found my brethren. All the hatred in the universe…"

"All the worlds…" Xehanort followed.

"All the seas…" Davy Jones joined.

"And all for what?" Yellow Diamond scowled. "Just what is our reward?"

"In time, My Diamond." Bill spoke. "We're waiting for one more of us… oh, there he is!" The man in the dark hood and red eye joined them at the table. "Glad you could make it, Lord Voldemort. Or should I say… Vaatimort?"

He pulled off his hood, revealing his head of silver hair. Vaati's skin was more pale and the right of his face still masked. "I regret to say I have grown adept to this dark wizard's soul inside me." Vaati said. "But how can I object… when so many worlds lie in our wake."

"And soon, you will have your wish. With Dimentio's power, we will easily merge each and every world, ridding the existence of boundaries. But before you all can have your wishes, we have one final universe to conquer. The one that those meddlesome Kids Next Door sail to this very moment: the First Dimension."

"My Homeworld…" Diamond said.

"And now, it's time to introduce the man of the hour. The one who will truly rewrite the universe in a manner that suits us all. Members of The Thirteen: Lord English."

Bill directed their attention to the gigantic door. The Thirteen watched with awe and fear as it slowly creaked open. A green mist flowed in from the door. The ship quaked under the rhythm of fearsome footsteps. His silhouette could be seen, marching ever so closer to his feeble underlings. So many powerful beings in the room, yet they were all nothing to this monstrosity. The demon who brought them all together. The one who destroyed the universe. His flashing billiard eyes glared at them from the dark.

And as the mist cleared, the titanic shadow shrunk into a little childlike figure. His flashing eyes became red and ordinary: Lord English was merely a ten-year-old green-skulled boy with a red shirt and pants, a black left shoe and golden right shoe, and a darker red cape. As his underlings stared disappointedly at their so-called ruler, Young English took his seat at the end of the table. (Play "Tin Coffee Maker" from Mad Father.)

Young English reached for a steak smoking with purple flames. He took one bite and spit it out in disgust. "BILL, WHAT KIND OF MEAL IS THIS?! I specifically asked for chocolate cake seasoned with ketchup, powder, and whipped cream! Do you expect my brain to function on this garbage?! Hu-!" He gasped. "Wait… but what if… YES!" He whipped out a laptop and started typing. "Why let garbage go to waste, when I can turn it into French fries! Yes, of course! From now on, everyone in the universe eats French fries! Oh, and boogers for ketchup! This is creative GENIUS!!"

"Another outstanding breakthrough!" Bill clapped. "Truly extraordinary!"

"My, I am beside myself in awe!" Dimentio gasped. "And yet, humans continue to admire the works of Mona Lisa and Guertena? This child alone is art embodied!"

"This… is the destroyer of worlds?" Madara questioned. "This is the one we were meant to serve?"

"Hrm?" English looked up. He just now noticed them. "RAAAAH! Who are these weird-looking retards?!"

"Ahem, My Lord, they are your vassals." Bill corrected. "The ones specifically chosen by Your Highness."

"Yeah, well they look stupid! Except… THAT one!" He pointed at Jessie.

"Huh?"

In less than a second, English was behind Jessie. "You're sexy! Do something sexual for me!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

"Yes you will! I ORDER you to! BE SEXY!"

And suddenly, Jessie was wearing a thin bikini. "YUCK! DISGUSTING!" English shut his eyes. "I was thinking winter coat sexy, not drop dead melted ice cream PISS!"

"Why you LITTLE-!" Jessie tried to argue, but she was suddenly in a winter coat.

"Yes! YES! Now arouse me with physical contact! Pat my head like the sexy devil you are!"

"O…kay." Jessie softly patted his young head.

"Tell me I'm a good boy…"

"You're a very good boy."

"NOT VERY, JUST GOOD!!"

"Eyah! Okay, you're good! You're a good boy…"

"I am a good boy…" Young English flushed. "I am…"

"Awwwww." Jessie smiled at his adorableness. "When all's said and done, you're only a child… errrrr…" Jessie felt her strength faltering. "What's happening…" She spoke with an elderly voice.

"Jessie, your face! It's wrinkling!" James yelled.

"You're becoming an old lady!" Meowth shouted.

"W-What?!" Jessie pulled off her glove and observed her withered hand. "AAAAHH- cough, hack!"

"Lord English is a Logia timebender." Bill Cipher reminded. "He feeds off of time and exists in Past, Present, and Future. But not to worry, there's plenty to go around. Thanos, fix Jessie for me."

The Mad Titan used the Time Stone to restore Jessie's age. "You guys have done well to serve Lord English, so he will gladly share his eternity. But be prepared, my cohorts: our next mission will be the most important, yet: destroying the Kids Next Door."

"Why are we worried about a bunch of children?" Giovanni asked. "If Lord English is as powerful as he appears, he can wipe them off the plane of existence."

"Indeed, he should be able to." Bill picked up a glass of light-red liquid and twirled it. "But there's one thing that prevents him from making it a reality: the Seven Lights. The Seven Lights are composed of Calliope's mind, and Calliope is the only being whose power truly rivals Lord English. Her host body, Jagar King, might have been destroyed, but as long as the Seven Lights exist, Calliope will continue to live through them. That's why the bonds those Lights share with their friends prevent Lord English from touching them. Consequently," Bill smirked, "as long as you Thirteen Darknesses are alive, then the Kids Next Door can never destroy Lord English."

"I see." Aizen replied. "This is merely a game of kill or be killed. One side takes all."

"And the children's forces are still so small compared to ours." Thanos smirked. "It will take little effort to destroy them."

"Don't underestimate them, Thanos." Bill cautioned. "It may not look it, but the Kids Next Door are extremely fast learners. That Maddy child learned Haki Fury in roughly five hours… I won't be surprised if they actually turned into monsters after 3 years. But I have every confidence that my crew will be victorious! This is our final mission, guys: destroy the Seven Lights and the Kids Next Door!" Bill looked into his drink as it projected an image of space. "Once the Seven Lights are gone and the First Dimension is in our control… the multiverse will finally be our dance floor!"