F-30. May We Give Blessings

Play "King of the Koopas" from Paper Mario!

Final boss: Lord English

Lord English inhaled a deep breath, drawing in the Time Chi around him. BONG. . . His goal was to obliterate the army of heroes in one Roar of Time. MaKayla, George, and Miyuki combined their powers and stood their ground against the condensed chi, sending it back to land the first blow against His Lordship. "Didn't he wipe out two galaxies with that same move?" George asked.

"Calliope must really be holding him back." Kayla deduced.

"This is our chance, everyone!" Cheren declared. "Don't hold back! Give him EVERYTHING you have!"

Cheren, Sheila, and Maddy were the first ones to go in, the Time Lord countering Cheren's blade with his golden sword, and when Maddy and Sheila threw powerful punches at his head, Lord English expanded a bubble in attempt to reduce their ages, to which MaKayla channeled her own chi to counter this affect. Lord English punched at Maddy, who dodged back, then both she and Sheila ran at him from the front. Lord English sped his own time to attack them each with separate fists, and Sheila and Maddy had to punch just as fast to combat those fists. Makava and Kimaya stabbed him from behind, but the Life Fibers in English's clothes threw the girls back and sewed themselves.

"Those red strings were the same ones the tailor lady had!" Wendy recognized.

"She must have made that outfit." Charle figured. "This will make it a tad more tricky to damage him."

"Suki, whatever you do, don't stop praying." Miyuki told her sister.

"I won't, Sister-chan!" Suki had encased herself in an ice diamond shield, hands folded.

"SUki, the title I gave yoU in the Seven Lights is 'The Believer.' YoU possess the piece of my being that believes anything is possible. If yoU keep believing yoUr friends will win, it will make them stronger. BecaUse that belief stems from my power, it can even penetrate his Logia defenses."

And strangely enough, the heroes felt a subtle, but strong increase in their strength. Sheila grabbed Maddy, spun around with lightspeed, and hurled the Haki girl with enough force to send English flying across the field. Sunni teleported above him and dropped giant Psycho Spheres, easy for Lord English to Rewind back up, but Sunni dodged them and shot down to impale him in the head with her lightsaber. Anthony used earthbending to lift the entire chunk of field the heroes were on, and Sunni warped away so he could DROP it on Lord English!

Not surprisingly, English blew up through the field and flew above his enemies. He conjured his own chunk of the field and tried to flatten them all, so Wendy and Sunni projected giant shields to block it. "Since WHEN can he EARTHBEND?!" Anthony exclaimed.

"That stone was made of Time Chi!" MaKayla said. "It must be memorybending! He can recreate any attack that he's seen!"

"Well, shoot, he's practically an Avatar!" Melody shouted.

"Damn right, you little bitches! And it ain't gonna stop there!" Lord English made his left fist into Armament Haki and his right fist golden with light. Maddy and Sheila ran to attack again, but English was able to fight them with greater power and knock the girls back. Melody and Wendy healed them, but as Lord English was preparing for a Roar of Time, his body was held in place by Dillon, Lee, and Terry's combined Shadow Possession. Maddy and Sheila punched English upside the head together, then brought their fists down, followed by Nolan York grappling himself over to English for a round of punches.

That's when a SECOND Lord English appeared and knocked them all away, making his golden leg into a machinegun to blast them. MaKayla channeled her chi to use Time Restoration, attempting to banish the Paradox Clone, but when another Lord English tried to attack her, she dodged, then used Time Recordance so two of her would banish the clones. Vweeb hopped his way over to the first English and got under his clothes, attempting to shoot holes into the Life Fibers, but he was forced to quickly dodge the deadly strings. He escaped the clothes as Lord English tried to squash him with his gun-turned-fly-swatter, only for Mocha to pin him on the ground.

Lord English grabbed the giant's arms and flipped her over, but then Aisa ran up to kick him in the crotch, along with Morgiana leg-locking his head and Augustus stabbing him with an Armament sword. Lord English used memorybending to call forth three shadows and pull his assaulters off him. With that, Lord English jumped high in the heavens and conjured two meteor-sized Light Fists. "'EY! That's the attack I used on Big Mum!!" Sheila exclaimed.

"How would Lord English know THAT attack?!" Haruka shouted.

"Are you brats STUPID?! I see everything! I KNOW everything! Every attack that you EVER used, I can call to my WHIM!" The Light Fists were about to crash down upon them. Sheila used her Keyblade to enhance her chi and push the fists back, and then Nebula opened a portal to suck the light in. She finished as Lord English was coming down for a Haki-imbued fire punch, but Nebula opened a new portal and sent ALL the light right back at him!

Lord English went flying back and crashed further away. He didn't stop flying, for he suddenly found himself caught in the current of a tornado, conjured by Wendy and Fybi's bending. Melody contributed a massive amount of water, turning it into a liquid cyclone and drowning the Time Lord. When Fybi generated lightning from her wind, mixed with a similar spell from Wendy, Lord English was electrocuted terribly. Unfortunately, a Paradox Clone appeared behind the girls, riding a tornado from his memorybending and willing lightning to strike down at them.

Nerehc Onu flew in the way of Melody and caught some lightning on his fingertips, redirecting it back at the lord. English simply Rewrote the lightning out of existence, but the lord had to cover his ears when an unbearable sound hit his drums. Sugar was using a Sonic Wave, her voice magnified by Wendy's Sonorus spell. As English's head rumbled painfully, Nerehc was able to charge his own lightning and strike him directly. With him stunned, Nerehc soared up and dealt powerful blows with the Fierce Deity Sword.

Nerehc began to choke just then when the oxygen around him suddenly vanished: Lord English was Remembering Caesar's Airless World, and it seemed everyone in the area was affected. The exception was Death the Kid, the spirit operative slashing English from all directions with his scythe. With the lord distracted, MaKayla Rewound time to restore the oxygen. Arianna stretched brambles up to English, and Wendy enlarged them with magic to create a strong bind for the Cherub. English formed fire from memorybending, but Aurora summoned the flames to her body and saved Ari's plants.

Growing angrier as the plants poked him, English blew a Roar of Time to force Ari to retreat, then he sped time so the brambles would decay. But little did English know that Vweeb had run up the brambles and gotten inside his head, shooting lasers everywhere to make him ache. In his distraction, Mason tossed Kimaya his Green Flurp, and though she couldn't taste the gaseous beverage, it affected her rotting stench all the same. She farted powerful Gas Bombs at English, and Vweeb retreated just in time for them to infect his nostrils.

Lord English turned his scepter into a gun and shot rapid bullets, but Sunni blocked them with a psychic wall, leaving an opening for Kimaya to fart a continuous stream of red gas. Simultaneously, Diwata used moonbending to purify English's senses, making his nose even stronger as the smell overwhelmed him. Because his eyes were purified as well, Index, Hibiki, and Sheila combined their lightbending to create a sun directly in front of English, practically burning his retinas.

A Paradox Clone struck the benders with a golden whip. It was then Chris Uno flew above the Time Lord and fired a Combustion Beam, and English countered it with a Roar of Time. His roar prevailed against the beam, but Aurora skied over to freeze English's head, weakening his breath so that Chris's combustion struck a fearsome blow against him. By the time Lord English could recompose, Maddy dove at him again in her Haki Fury form and GRASPED the left Octogan as tight as she could! "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" The overwhelming power coursed through her veins. She poured every fiber of her Haki in crushing the gem, but she was blown off regardless.

Lord English gripped his eye, feeling it throbbing. "You… How DARE you attempt to blind LORD ENGLISH! Such an act of treason against your own god… deserves nothing short of ABSOLUTE SENSELESSNESS!"

By his will, Maddy was completely blinded and deafened. "I…I can't see or hear anything!!"

"Don't worry, Maddy!" Zach put a curtain over her head. "I'll give you a quick makeover! THERE!" He pulled it off after doing something under it: she had the head of an elephant, and her trunk was a snake. "I've ultra-enhanced your senses with my Snakephant Kit!"

"Just put her eyes and ears back to normal!" Chris shouted.

Lord English tried to crush Maddy with the gold ball-and-chain, but she swiftly dodged. "This actually works! And with my Observation Haki, I can hear all his next moves before he makes them!" Maddy dodged English's attacks with ease, and when Sheila, Mocha, Chris, and Morgiana worked together to hold down the Lord of Time, Maddy dashed at him again to grab the Octogan. Power coursed through and overpowered her again, blasting Maddy off. "Ugh! I don't understand! Calliope said that Conqueror's Haki could crush the Octogan."

"There's more to it than that." A familiar voice said.

Maddy turned and looked up in shock: a muscular, brown-haired man stood over her. "K…King Andrew?!"

"Where did he come from?!" Cheren asked.

"I went back in time to tell myself to hide him in an Infi-Cube." Nebula replied. "Calliope instructed me to."

"You need to tell us these things!"

"That's because only my Haki can destroy the Octogan." Andrew said. "Because I spent such a long time bonding with it. I'm not sure how you plan to destroy the other one… but I'll do my part!"

"Not that pratass frying pan dick that played with my eye!" Lord English yelled. "Let's see you take it when it's WAY UP HERE!" Lord English saw Kaleo's growth with his memorybending and grew to giant size.

"Oh, that's JUST what we need!" Melody complained.

"Not to worry!" beamed Zach. "I can bring him down like an egg in a fairytale! Say hello to Super Fist o'… BIG BOOTY JUDY ATTACK!!" Zach's gluteus maximus puffed like a balloon.

"GO GET 'IM, ZACHYYYY!" Maddy would not waste energy getting annoyed anymore.

"YAAAAAAAAHHH-!" Zach flew at English like a rocket, the god raising a single pointed finger. Zach's rear, and the whole of his body after it, were pierced. The tip of English's finger was red. The army of kids couldn't mask their horror and grief... the first warrior has fallen. (End song.)

"ZAAAAAAACH! . . ."

Funerary home

Tears shed from all of them. It was hard to find a coffin big enough to fit his deflated inflated behind. For the rest of their lives, a hole would exist in their hearts-

"GRANDMA got run over by a reindeer!" A team of animatronic monkeys in Arabian clothing and forcibly stretched, clenched jaws were singing in unison. "Walking home from our house Christmas Eve."

"It was his final wish!" Maddy wept, holding onto Chris. Everyone who'd attended were drinking super-swirlies with the most overly complex crazy straws ever.

"It cracks me up so much!" Chris cried with a waterfall of tears.

"Now YOU can say there's no such thing as Santa! But as for me and Grandpa, we believe."

"BROOOOOO hahahaha!" Lord English was cramped in a tight corner. To think such a powerful colossus could fit in one measly corner of an average-size funeral home. "The song about the retarded human grandma is an excellent touch! Please, give more clarification on her origins for such idiocy!"

"She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog."

"HOOHOOHAHAAA! I THOUGHT something of the like!"

"And we'd begged her not to go."

"BAAAH! I bet she did something typical of a human with a brain condition, like leave some pathetic human medication."

"But she'd left her medication."

"HOOOOOO HAHAHAHA!" The god clapped, screamed, and banged the floor like a child, shaking the planet. "I KNEW IT, I KNEW IIIIIT!"

"So she stumbled out the door into the snow."

"Yes, yes. This plot is enticing. You have drawn my attention and have made me eager to know more on the fate of this deer-run grandma."

The robotic monkeys seemed to look at him, still dancing synchronized. Suddenly the scene changed to an Arabian town, atop a very long hill street. Lord English was rapidly rolling down like a barrel, the monkeys balancing on him as their fast singing went synchronized with him hitting barrels and painful objects.

Didn't-see-it-comin'-with-that dang old DEER

Nothin'-worse-than-bein'-hit-by-a dang old DEER

Gonna file-a-lawsuit-with-that dang old DEER

Ah, hi: hu, ham: da doing doing doing doing.

English flipped ceaselessly once at the bottom, his head smashing through a wall as birds circled his face.

"He's dizzy!" Zach shouted. "Now's your chance!"

King Andrew bolted up to the fallen giant and grabbed the Octogan in both hands. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" It was much like when Cheren and his friends held the invincible gem. Except now, the Octogan was cracking, as was Andrew's body. "AAAAAGGGH! Ch…Ch…CHEREN! I don't know… where I'll end up… after I die! RRRRRRRGGGGH! But… promise me… you'll look after the Kids Next Door… and take them… TO THE NEW… WOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLD!!!"

The explosion was so great that it blew everyone miles across the field. As they all viewed in Lord English's direction, smoke clouded the area. They were heavily expecting His Lordship to attack at any moment. "Andrew…" Cheren sighed. "…Don't worry… I will…"

It was soon after that the smoke cleared away. Lord English was standing with a single Octogan, and the socket where the other one had been was still blinking neon. "Brooo ha ha ha ha ha…" The ground trembled and suddenly broke apart as everyone fell into a realm of MS Paint.

"Sister-chan-!" Suki exclaimed, just as Sunni used a psychic platform to lift her up.

"SUKI, KEEP PRAYING!" Miyuki shouted. Suki quickly went back to her duty, not letting her worries overcome her.

The kids all landed on separate footholds, gazing around the floating city of MS Paint. "New World? PAH! The only world THESE vermin belong to is the WORLD OF TRASH! And there is no way better than for you to be CRUSHED… by MY FANTASIA!!" (Play "Final Battle" from Mario Galaxy 2!)

Phase 2: His Lordship's Fantasia

"EVERYONE, LOOK OUT!" Cheren screamed.

Gigantic, hideously-drawn structures all came crashing down, yet before they could react, multiple forces flew in and destroyed them. "Huh?! YOU GUYS!" Sunni exclaimed.

"Seems like a pitiful way to die." Zeref said as the Darknesses stood their ground.

"ZE HA HA! How 'bout you let US lead the way!" Blackbeard chortled.

"Sounds good to me!" April declared, twirling her Keyblade. "How about a little Art vs. Art?!"

Everyone bravely jumped the platforms and raced forward, the Darknesses using their superb strength to destroy any incoming obstacles. April drew painted wings to fly, and Kodama unleashed fireworks that April would paint, flying while Nebula warped them all the way to Lord English to deal some damage. Lord English ROARED as a giant merry-go-round with disconnected sticks on the poorly-drawn horses sprung up and caught them all. It was spinning so fast and rotating multiple directions.

Lord English came flying like a meteor, knowing none of them would see him coming, but Maddy's senses were incomparable. "MAKAYLA, SLOW TIME DOWN!"

MaKayla slowed everything down, so they all could see Lord English. Sheila ran up, grabbed Maddy, and spun with lightspeed before hurdling her up and landing a fearsome blow into the giant's empty socket. The merry-go-round stopped and sent everyone flying off. They landed on separate footholds again; Chris fired Combustion Beams, Anthony threw chunks of Permanite, and Sheila conjured giant Light Spheres. After all attacks struck the Time Lord, Lord English created a giant pink sphere around himself.

"IT'S A PROTEGO!" Charle shouted. "That dirty, rotten CHEATER! …Uh, no offense, Wendy."

"Don't worry, Mom! I can break it EASY!" Wendy made some quick, complex wand movements and cast Evenstar, a sphere of darkness that exploded and DESTROYED Lord English's protection. Nerehc Onu and Death the Kid flew in to attack him with their powerful blades, and Fybi borrowed Cheren's Light Arrows to shoot them at her leader, who would use the Mirror Shield to amplify and bounce them back at Lord English.

Dillon borrowed the shadows of his friends to grow gigantic and wrap his massive shadow around Lord English. At the same time, Mocha ate a red Skypian Apple and Ururu turned giant with her Tiny Devil, throwing furious punches at the restrained Time Lord. Lord English angrily Rewinded them, then he morphed his weapon into a golden whip. He grabbed more painted structures and hurled them at his foes, but George would Stop them in time, April would paint large images of the sectors attacking, then she would use them to hit the structures straight back at English, the images becoming real as he suffered terrific damage.

Blackbeard came hurdling down like a meteor, striking English's skull with a Tremor Fist. At the same time, Thanos blasted up from below and dealt a powerful uppercut to English's chin, both forces practically compressing his head like a pancake. Jessie combined his Keyblade with Kimaya's and blew gigantic gas bubbles. The poisonbender had them fly at English, and Chris shot them with Combustion Beams to have them explode around the lord.

However, English defended himself at the last second by forming MS Paint clones of himself. He used memorybending to recreate the gas bubbles and attempt to explode them over the kids, but it was then a massive gush of water began to wash away his painted shield. Davy Jones was responsible, but English countered the attack by Rewinding time and restoring his shield. This Rewind was unfortunately countered by MaKayla's bending, his shield washing away, and Kimaya sent the gas bubbles at him again and successfully exploded the lord.

The smoke was suddenly compressed to a single point and vanished, for it was slurped into a black hole. The hole opened above Sector V, so Chris and Mason combined their bending to hold it back. However, the boys were suddenly sucked into a dark void that took up the floor—it was Blackbeard's darkness, created from memorybending. Thankfully, Zach Murphy used the Gothic Fishing Attack, where he dressed like Dillon York, sat on a wheelchair boat, and held a fishing rod in the darkness.

"Hey, if you're gonna make fun of me, at least leave out the wheelchair!" Dillon shouted.

Anthony and the Earth Children hurdled gigantic forms of their elements up at Lord English, but by Remembering matterbending, he dispersed the elements into tiny particles. While he was at it, he Rewrote Anthony and Shelly to shrink down, but he was then forced to cry when Harvey made him Sad. Nebula resized Anthony and Shelly while Kayla reformed their elements, allowing them to complete the attack.

"BROOOOOOAAAAARRRR!" Lord English channeled a massive surge of Time Chi and unleashed twenty Roars of Time that flew in multiple directions, causing mass chaos for everyone. The timebenders immediately headed to protect Suki from the chaos, but everyone else was gravely injured by the Storm of Time. Wendy cast healing charms on Cheren, Nebula, Sheila, and Maddy, then headed to fix everyone else.

"Grrrr… we have to destroy the second Octogan." Cheren grunted. "But how? Who do we have that's powerful enough?"

"ONE MORE BLAST SHOULD FINISH YOU-!" Lord English could not finish as ten giant Psycho Spheres struck him in the head.

"You didn't forget us, did you?" Negatar Gnaa asked as he and Aang landed beside them. "I WANTED to attack sooner, but Aang was all, 'Wait and listen'!"

"There was no need to waste our energy too soon." Aang said. "Lord English still has plenty of power to spare, but he should be just about weak enough. Gnaa… let us Collide!"

Both Avatars went into their Avatar States, and combined their very beings. Glowing with the divine powers Arceus bestowed unto them, the Kingdom Elements summoned the legendary χ-blade. The Avatar Fusion flew toward Lord English, using all elements at their behest to counter the debris and his Memorized elements. Lord English fired a Combustion Beam from his memory, but the Avatar dodged with a teleport, appearing above English and striking the χ-blade against his skull.

Kingdom Elements focused their attacks on the Octogan, and Lord English was wincing from the pain. No doubt the most powerful Keyblade was actually damaging him. But it wasn't enough as Lord English summoned Acid Rain from his memory, followed by a swarm of Shadow Demons to attack the Collision all at once. The Kids Next Door all continued to throw attacks at him, but English conjured another Protego. Even if Wendy could dismantle it in time, Lord English was preparing for another devastating Storm of Time. "SOOOO LOOOOOONG!"

Lord English dropped his shield and put everything in this final attack. This Storm of Time would surely spell the end for the heroes once it left His Lordship's godly mouth—had it not been for a gigantic Cheren Uno, who had donned the Giant's Mask and absorbed every last bit of English's power into his gigantified Mirror Shield. The power was so intense that the boy feared his shield would actually shatter, but against impossible odds, the last bit of power made it inside. And where else for it to go but STRAIGHT BACK at the source, giving Lord English a taste of his own medicine in the worst way possible!

The attack was so extreme that it burned off Lord English's Life Fibers and severed his left arm. And even though Lord English survived the encounter, he was too injured to move, so Kingdom Elements poured every ounce of chi into their χ-blade to IMPALE his remaining Octogan. Energy surged through the weapon as the eyeball was cracking. "BRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRGGGH!"

An explosion even greater than the last erupted and reduced the Fantasia to ruin. Lord English was collapsed, naked on the ground (save for shorts, thank God), and Aang and Gnaa seemed to have vanish. Unbeknownst to the operatives, the Avatars had teleported miles away, terribly exhausted by the encounter and lying nearly dead on the ground. (End song.)

Cheren's Giant Mask wore off, shrinking the boy down to normal size. "Phew! Thanks for the Rumble Ball!" he said to Vriska.

"I always keep a few, just in c8se!" ::::) Vriska held three of the balls in her fingers.

Again, the field had fell to quiet. Very cautiously, the Kids Next Door approached the fallen form of the powerful lord. Both his sockets were now empty, and in any moment, they expected the Universe Frog to explode and finish the job. . . . . Swiftly, Lord English sat up and GRABBED Cheren with his right hand! "Brooo ha ha ha ha ha…!" Another Octogan sprung open on his forehead. "BRAAAARRRRGGH!" He exterminated Sectors SA and KB with a Roar of Time before getting to his foot and peg-leg.

"Pathetic, insolent VERMIN!" He crushed the GKND and Sector JP with a time rift. "You thought you could DEFEAT ME! ME, your Supreme GOD!" He zapped Sector W7 and W with a Memorized lightning strike. "You think your pathetic STRENGTH and FRIENDSHIP would be able to defeat me… yet, the only reason you survived was because it was MY INTENTION!" Squeezing Cheren hard, Lord English began to stomp around the remaining operatives. "Those gray-skinned blobs, your battles, your friendships…" Karkat shot him a deadly glare, "all of it was organized by ME and ME ALONE! EVERYTHING IN THIS BLASTED UNIVERSE! Now show your respect and BOW TO ME! BOW or I shall make your friends BEG for non-existence!"

"YOU'RE WRONG!!" Cheren screamed bravely. "This is NOT your universe! This is OUR UNIVERSE!! We protected it… We won all of our battles… We made a happy place for kids and adults everywhere… We are the KIDS NEXT DOOR! And as long as villainous scum like you are out there… we will NEVER END! YOU WILL NEVER BE WELCOME HERE!"

"Broo ha ha ha ha…!" Lord English leaned closer, his one eye and two flashing sockets glaring evilly. "WHAT Kids Next Door? Your friends have all been exterminated! And now, you will join them."

"Pardon me, but you seem to be mistaken." Sōsuke Aizen said. "You think Cheren's friends are all dead?"

"?!" When Aizen's illusion disappeared, Lord English realized that he hadn't killed a single operative. Sector SA, KB, W7, GKND, and all the others were still alive. "B…But…"

"'Guess that's the signal!" Kimaya whipped out her Keyblades. "CHAIN OF HEARTS!" Her blades turned pink and linked everyone's hearts into a chain: she linked with Django, who linked with Dillon, who linked with Sector V; Chris linked with Maddy, who linked with Mocha, who linked Sector W7; Aisa linked with Morgiana, who linked SA, and soon everyone joined in the chain. They also linked with the Inferi in the distance, and the souls of their departed loved ones, and all the chains linked with Cheren Uno as their core.

"YAH!!" Cheren SLICED Lord English's arm and escaped.

"Incredible!" Goombella exclaimed. "With the energy from the Chain of Hearts, combined with Suki's Belief, everyone's Power Levels have risen over 20,000!"

"You must mean the STRONG members, right?" Aranea inquired.

"No! I mean ALL of us! As for the people you're thinking of, their levels are roughly 40,000!"

"ARE YOU FLIPPIN' SERIOUS?!?"

"And the Seven Lights seem to channel more of this power. Their Power Levels are assumedly… 50,000 and counting."

Cheren Uno was levitating thanks to this newfound power, and all the Seven Lights were by his side. "Seven Lights… As Supreme Leader, I order you to DESTROY THE ENGLISH!" (Play "What I'm Made Of" from Sonic Heroes!)

Final Phase: His Lordship's Final Stroke

Lord English leapt up into a gigantic rift in time, pursued by the eight heroes. His golden peg became a supercannon that fired massive energy spheres, which Cheren hit back with the Master Sword. "Master, despite its formidable appearance, this Octogan feels substantially weaker than the previous two. If enough damage is inflicted upon it, there is a 5% chance Lord English will survive."

"I'll take that over a 95!" As they continued chasing, Lord English created walls of ice from his memory, but Suki happily skied in the air and pierced through them all. Cheren readied a Light Arrow, and Sheila hopped on it with Light Feet, riding the arrow all the way up to His Lordship's eye. Lord English froze Sheila in time, but a few notes from Cheren's ocarina would set her free, and the quick journey ended in the Octogan's pupil. Sheila spun giant Light Fists and pounded English left and right, until the lord turned his cannon into a gold punching glove to blast her away.

Jessie caught Sheila on a bubble, and she regained herself as they all flew faster to keep up with him. April cast a beam from her Keyblade to draw Rainbow Rings ahead of them, increasing their speed bit by bit. Lord English breathed and fired a Roar of Time, and April painted a giant spring to send it flying back. During the time Lord English was stunned, Jessie flew up and blew rapid Sleep Bubbles on his left leg, putting it to sleep. He then flew up to put a Sleep Bubble over his skull, and while this did make him nod off for a moment, he easily popped the bubble and swatted Jessie away. However, Lord English didn't feel that the base of his sleeping leg was being frozen by Suki, who snapped it clean off once the chance was golden.

Lord English had only his right arm to wield his golden weapon. He slashed his blade powerfully as Cheren clashed with it. For one moment, Cheren's and Lord English's pushed with equal force. "You and your kind… are nothing more than wasted ideas from a useless god… Against someone as brilliant and invincible as I am… what do you possibly have?!"

"Development." Cheren whacked the sword away. During that second-long gap, Sheila was riding Fybi, conducting a Chi Unison to make her fly with lightspeed, and Fybi spun to stab a Lightning-Tornado Keyblade into his Octogan. She kicked off, fired an arrow at the eye, and Sheila helped the wound fester by punching it with a Light Fist. Lord English created Space Blocks from his memory to hold them back, but by painting portals, April could allow her friends to pass them.

"Zach, slow him down!" Cheren ordered.

"I was hoping you'd ask! Super Fist of The Fool: Pretty Girls On A Stick!" Zach whipped out giant popsicle sticks with Nagisa and Carol on them, wearing pretty dresses.

"OOOOOOO!" His Octogan turned into a beating heart. Lord English stopped flying and stared closely at them. "You are clearly the closest non-lesbian friends that girls could ask for! Please, smile and wave to each other like friends do!"

"Uh… Hello, Carol! Nice day today!" Nagisa blushed.

"Hi, Nagisa! Wanna go hold hands with boys?"

"OOOOORRRRGH! If Nagisa says yes, I will absolutely lose it!"

"Hmmm… I need to think about it…"

"SAY 'YES,' STUPID NAGISA!! I AM LORD ENGLISH AND I COMMAND YOU TO SATISFY ME!!"

"Up yo' butt, they will." Kimaya said.

Lord English had been binded in the Chain of Hearts. Wendy had freed the spirits of the Inferi with her Fairy's Tail, and those spirits served as the links to hold His Lordship in place. The eight heroes formed a circle and soared above him. With Eight Keyblades and the Master Sword at the ready, they flew in for the final strike. "Kids Next Door…" Cheren's words were heard by everyone. "It is with proud honor that I present to you… THE NEW UNIVERSE!!"

The Master Sword, seven Keyblades, and, "I traded mine for a pebble!" Zach said. Each were impaled into the Octogan. Kimaya brought everyone up with the Chain of Hearts, so each and every operative could give Lord English their final blessing. Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Poison, Shadow, Psychic, Emotion, Music, Light, Darkness, Space, Time, and Energy… just as they always have, these elements would combine and give birth to a New Universe.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . . . ."

"Wow. . ." Aizen's soul was touched by the magnificent beauty.

"How amazing…" Zeref could not restrain his love for it.

"You don't see that every day…" said Zedekiah, the IDA's screen going white.

Tears dripped from The Chronicler's ancient eyes. "Friends… Viewers… may we give our blessings to… the New Universe…"

And Lord English's final cry was silenced. His body was ruptured by the beauty growing within him. Billions and billions of stars graced the cosmos with their light. Those stars would develop planets, and those planets would all develop life. Creatures big and small, speaking many languages and forming unique and diverse cultures on more planets than one could ever hope to visit. It all started with a Big Bang.

"By the way… Karkat. There is something… I MMeant to tell you."

"YEAH? WHAT IS IT?"

"…I MMet… the human race. …Oh, and a bunch of other aliens, too."