Chapter 17

Is this Hero for Real? chapter 17

Fantasy too!

Like a fantasy world, various 'human fakes' were living there.

Wouldn't fantasy natives have similar sensibility when they see 'hyenas that walk in quadrupeds' on Earth?

Anyway, the race of this friend I just met is called the 'Devil'.

"This is the devil…"

"What is it, that expression of disbelief?"

"The devil I imagined was a very strong ape."

The goddess who abducted us into the Fantasia dimension had spoken.

The hero's goal is to defeat the Great Demon King, the leader of the demons.

If the gods ask the aliens for help, the devil must be strong.

But what about this guy...

"this guy! Calling yourself a friend and hitting your bones right from the start! It is a prejudice that all demons are strong!"

"I'm sorry for that, but you're too weak to be weak."

"Hey, don't cry. I think I'm the bad guy."

I thought the devil had a strong heart without blood or tears, but he had a very delicate heart.

The devil was in tears and pointed at me.

"You are unusually strong! What is your identity! At level 1, that absurd power is...!"

"Thanks to Gaho."

I am not strong

"Shameless bastard! Who do you think is a fool? There are more curses than blessings, but they are also good at lying."

"uh? Can you see it?"

"It's only natural that I have the blessing of observation."

"Is it normal?"

"Besides observing, there are a few other things you can do to peek at the status window. Didn't you know that too?"

"I see."

The evil goddess did not teach me such important information.

"… But how long are you going to hold onto my neck?"

"It sounds misleading. This is a sign of friendship that we often do with friends."

"Isn't that the sound of turning on the rain as soon as it's judged that we're not friends?"

"Are you smart?"

It looks like I picked the devil one properly.

"Because I am a black magician. If you're stupid, you can't learn black magic. I left my terrible hometown to get married and am in the process of training."

"marriage? already?"

I don't think there's much difference in age with me, but are you already married?

In the fantasy world, when you turn 20, you hear the voices of old bachelors and old virgins.

"Don't treat me like a lower human. Long before you were born, this body was of marriageable age."

"Hey"

『Some god invites you to ask more about the story』

The God who orders to dig up the wounds of a friend who is struggling with marriage!

Except for the protection, I, as a corpse, had no choice but to ask.

"… Are you a demon in human disguise? How can you make such an evil expression so naturally... ?"

"friend. Why haven't you been married yet?"

"Just kill me!"

"Don't do it, talk. I might be able to help."

"flaw ,,

"If you can't even get married and just die, wouldn't it be unfair?"

The devil, who had been conflicted for a moment, confessed in a sharp tone.

"… Don't tell me it's not a great secret. The stronger the devil, the more mates he can have. I was weak, the old devil

I ran away because I didn't want to be the 243th husband."

"Yeah, that's right."

I don't know much about marriage, but as a male, I think it's a very sad story.

cheer up! devil friend!

"… But how can you move?"

"Well?"

What do you mean?

It's like asking a living thing why it's alive.

"Even a fairy with high tolerance was poured so much anesthetic that it couldn't move. But why is a level 1 human who is not even a fairy so calm?"

"…Is that so?"

I didn't even know they were plotting such a gloomy scheme.

Anyway, this development... ?

I felt a transparent rope wrapped around my body.

Dump, tick...

It broke right away though.

"Hey, you monster! Magical bondage so simply? Level 1 would never be possible... What?"

"What is your relationship with the village chief?"

"What a stupid question. How many village chiefs do you think I have met during my travels?"

"You're a village chief with a head of gnoll on your chest."

"… Ah! I remember. He was a man who was dying with a story he could not hear without tears. So, who saved you from the fairy's curse--Kek-kak?!"

"It was you!"

A wizard who helped the village chief who was dying due to the curse of a fairy.

I found the culprit!

fire fire fire

The hero Oh Han-woo, who rejected the favor and support of the shrine, was shuddering at the sense of disparity between the novel and reality.

In particular, menstruation. The toilet commonly used by ordinary people in the fantasy world was hell from his point of view.

"In novels and manga, this is not mentioned…"

Even when I came out, I used the bathroom in each room with a bathtub or hot spring.

Han-woo Oh still couldn't forget the gaze of the innkeeper who looked at him like a madman when he asked for them at the inn.

"You are the most incompetent peasant I have ever seen. Did you learn the world through fairy tale books?"

"It's the first time."

In spite of the harsh evaluation of the beautiful girl who took the lead, Oh Han-woo had no choice but to put up with it.

It is because she has paid for all the expenses he has spent on eating and sleeping over the past two days.

Where is that?

Although it was cheap, he even provided armor and weapons.

"You, walk next to me. The way they stare at my ass from behind really bothers me."

"It is a misunderstanding."

Not only was he looking at his butt, but he was also looking from head to toe.

"Okay, so I'll walk next to you."

"I'm comfortable on the back."

An extraordinary-looking beautiful girl meddles with and helps a stranger (the main character) who has nothing to do with it.

excessive favors.

When I saw it in novels and cartoons, I thought it was so, but when I experienced it myself, it was incredibly unrealistic.

Oh Han-woo is well aware of the reason for experiencing that unreality firsthand.

[Special]

The effect of his protection!

The main character was Bojeong.

"Do you know how surprised I was that you tried to attack the slime?"

"that..."

No excuses came to mind. Because the slimes Oh Han-woo learned from fantasy novels and cartoons were just a bunch of good experience points.

I did not know that they were being designated and protected as creatures beneficial to mankind.

"I understand that feeling."

"Yes?"

"Because there are no quests for novice mercenaries to aim for here. How often do you run errands in the city?"

"I hate it even if I die!"

It is not a role-playing game with generous experience and rewards.

I've never seen a novel or manga in which the main character becomes stronger by doing trivial errands for villagers.

Most of all, it will be ridiculed in the day that other warriors see it.

"But the goblins you're hunting for don't live around here. Most of them are gnolls, and outside the forest of gnolls, it is a habitat for orcs. Orcs are far more dangerous than gnolls, so don't even dream."

"all right."

"… Isn't that right? The answer is too dry."

"I got it right." Oh Han-woo answered again in a tone full of confidence.

Right now, I'm in a position to appreciate a beautiful girl's ass, but like the main character, I'll soon overtake it!

『A certain childish god is waving his arms and calling his friend』

"I ask what kind of wind god is it okay to look forward to?"

"Some childish god urges me to sit down quickly."

『Some evil spirit is handing out hot popcorn』

"Whoops."

There were many gods watching.

When the other warriors are growing like plants in a greenhouse, he will do a great job in battle and devour the protection of the gods!

The plan is perfect.

"Stop that grim laugh and be ready to draw your sword anytime. From here on, the realm of play. It's a daunting place for slime-class mercenaries."

"Yeah. I'll stick with you and follow you."

"I don't like that the most."

Slime-class mercenary.

The lowest grade given to new mercenaries regardless of age or gender.

As soon as Oh Han-woo finished registering as a mercenary in the guild, he received two things.

A mercenary ID card with round slimes.

And the other one…

[Name] Oh Han-woo

[Level] 1

[Blessing] Hero F Special F Mercenary F

[curse]-

[Dividend] 1.95

It was the protection of the mercenaries.

He's a slime class, so he's an F.

Although it was not as effective as it was easy to obtain, it was much more valuable than a mercenary ID card that simply proves skill and credibility.

[mercenary]

►If you successfully complete the quest, you will receive additional experience points.

►If you give up or fail the quest, you will lose a lot of experience!

An effect that allows you to take experience points as a reward, like in a role-playing game.

Although there is a restriction that it cannot be taken carelessly and thrown away, this did not apply to the 'protagonist' Han-woo Oh, who was going to win and lose.

"I can't see the game."

"...it's weird. They came in quite deep and couldn't see a single one. I think something happened to the forest."

" Absolutely."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm here... Uh huh. it's nothing."

It goes without saying that events happen wherever the protagonist goes!

The hero Han-woo Oh kept quiet because if he explained that he would be treated like a psychopath.

"I'm nervous. A quest to bring 5 Gnoll's right ears. I thought it would be done soon..."

Giving up such an easy quest would be a huge loss.

The penalty is also a problem, but losing a lot of valuable experience is painful.

"You can go deeper."

The girl, hearing the simple and clear solution of the hero Han-woo Oh, frowned and dissuaded him.

"… no. Let's go back to the mercenary guild and check if there is any new information before coming back."

"it's okay. Trust me."

The standard of fantasy is that the main character stands up and solves an abnormal situation like now!

Oh Han-woo, who had been chasing after a pretty girl's butt until now, started to take the lead.

"Where did you get that confidence… huh?! Careful!"

"Yes?"

"■ ■!"

Gnolls armed with iron armor jumped out through the dense forest.

flash! flash!

Their bright red eyes were terrified, and their bodies were full of small and large scars.

"Oh Han-woo! Leave me alone and run away!"

"I can't…"

"Time to play-"

As if protecting a weak human male, the hungry gnolls charged at once towards the strong female.

Tight!

"A lot of money?!" And Oh Han-woo, who was hit by a jjang-dol from somewhere, passed out.

『A certain wind god is rolling around and busy laughing』

『A certain god chases the navel from which it escapes』

『A certain childish principal eats popcorn happily』

"What kind of god…"

The gods chanted encore in a festive atmosphere.

『A certain god is uncomfortable to plant because of noise pollution』

"Ah! Was it too noisy?"

I let go of the devil's ankle that was swinging with both hands like a golf club.

dump.

«Ugh «

The devil, who was screaming every time he hit a rock rolling on the floor like a golf ball, became quiet.

Ah, thank God for his sensitive hearing.

Otherwise, he would have wielded the devil's head until it shattered.

" friend."

"It's the devil. do it again I almost got killed because of the village chief you helped me with emotionally."

"No, tell me."

slur.

The devil's face, which was like a crumpled hoppan covered in ketchup, returned to a handsome man in a short span of time.

Do demon races have such side effects?

I want to experiment a little more, but the sensitive God protested that it was noisy, so I decided to give up today.

" friend!"

"Such shameless…"

"Guide me to the nearest city."

"That is unreasonable."

"do you want to die?"

"Still, it's too much. Prologina, the city of beginnings, is guarded by a fearsome saint. I cannot die until I am married."

"His marriage… "

"It is more important than my life! If you're not in a hurry, how about the second closest city from here? If it's there, don't worry, I'll guide you there too."

"It has been decided."

I didn't tell this demon, but I, too, are unconditional to the city that a saint protects.

The saint is a servant of the goddess.

If you find out that I'm still alive, I'm sure you'll try to kill me.

"Ah! I almost forgot."

The demon walking in the lead suddenly stopped and turned.

"Why?"

"Since two days ago, the Knights of the Knights Kingdom have taken control of the forest, so we have to turn around and go. Even if caught, you will end up only undergoing a background check, but as a demon, I am in danger." "… I can't help it." I'm not the devil, but if I get the background check, it's dangerous because I can't speak the language.

Damn Goddess!

I'll make you regret what made me into an ass one day.

『Some god is smiling』

"Ah! And..."

"Why again?"

I felt bad because God was happy, so I asked in an irritated tone.

The devil shrugged.

"not. If you're the one who annihilated so many gnolls, there's no problem. Even if you don't care- Kkak?!"

"Tell me now."

Hello! Unleash that suspicious demon!

Is this Hero for Real? chapter 17