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Many years ago, a young man named Kevin was entrusted with the task of looking after the young master (turned out to be the heir to the throne) during spring break. Kevin had barely entered the reserve army, and he was not looking forward to spending his vacation babysitting a spoiled child.

However, Kevin soon found that he had underestimated the boy. The young master (aka the prince) was arrogant and demanding.

Kevin retaliated and made the young master’s life a living hell. Kevin was constantly inquired of the boy’s beck and call, and he was often subjected to the Kevin’s antics.

Many years later, Kevin, the Commander of the Bronze Army who ‘just came back to life,’ returned to the royal city, and the person in charge of power had already changed.

His close friend gloated: “Silly; I heard that you had beaten His Majesty several times when he was still seven-or-eight years old.”

Kevin unconcernedly said: “The old account had passed so many years ago. He must have forgotten already.”

Oswald: “The person you all thought highly of was a shadow-like childhood existence to me.”

Kevin choked on a mouthful of red wine in his throat.

Oswald propped up his chin, absent-mindedly said: “But now, the power I held was already above his. How should I retaliate then…?”

Kevin: “…”

Q: Long time ago, I had beaten up a brat. The brat became the top boss now. How long could I still live?

A: After a good meal, you could go on your way.

The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking by Mu Su Li 木苏里

He paused before adding, "Oh, it's Your Majesty."


Kevin lifted the quilt. "No, I'll go out with you."


Before his feet touched the ground, a tall figure had already appeared at the door of the bedroom.


Oswald's voice came coldly, "Put your feet back, people who have been asleep for three days and three nights are not qualified to get out of bed. If you don't want to keep copying the code a hundred times."


Kevin retracted his feet wisely and said in surprise, "Three days and three nights?!"


Oswald replied contemptuously, "Otherwise you think?"


Kevin looked outside through the window. The heavy rain had not stopped, and a thin layer of water mist had risen on the ground, which was almost the same as before he fell asleep. "I thought it was only half a day."


Oswald replied very contemptuously, "Oh."


"Let them get some food, such as roasted hare and stewed milk stork," Oswald ordered Ian while taking off his rain-stained coat.


Old Ian saluted and then said sternly, "No, people who haven't eaten for three days and three nights can't eat these, I will let them do something else. In addition, Your Majesty, your recent diet is too meaty. I notified you in the morning that they have changed the menu." After speaking, he walked away respectfully.


"..." Oswald said expressionlessly, "I must have lost my mind before I brought him here."


Kevin also twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "So he is now?"


Oswald's face was paralyzed: "Chief Chamberlain."


Kevin stared at Oswald for a long time and said in a speechless voice, "I have now found out that you are probably a masochist."


Oswald closed the door with a "bang--" and strode to the bed, pulling the armchair over. When he sat down, he couldn't help explaining stiffly, "If I didn't bring old man Ian here, he would have died a long time ago. I'm indeed irritated by him, but it doesn't mean I want him to die."


Kevin opened his mouth to tease him, but before he could speak, Oswald stopped him, "Shut up, it's not for you to speak. Now I'm asking you, what's going on with you?"


"What's going on?" Kevin was taken aback.


"From the time when you came out of Andorha's dense forest until now, you were awake except for the few times you fought, and you have been sleeping almost the rest of the time," Oswald said.


Kevin laughed dryly and rubbed his sore neck, "Probably...lack of sleep."


Oswald sneered, "If I remember correctly, you told Mi Ao that you had been in a coma until this year and didn't wake up. People who have slept for several years told me that they didn't have enough sleep. Are you kidding me?"


"The next time you talk nonsense, you'd better find a piece of paper and write it down, so as not to turn around and forget it, and slap yourself in the face." Oswald leaned back in the chair, folded his arms, and squinted at him, "So I think you must re-explain the whole thing."


Kevin thought for a while and said, "Well... I don't know why I didn't die at the beginning, and why I woke up in the Andorha jungle. It's just that when I opened my eyes, I just saw a hungry and dizzy lion pounce on me. Oh, it's that stinky boy, Ben. Of course, I can't take advantage of him so cheaply, just clean him up—"


Chapter 17.2