The Entrance Exam Part 1

It was finally time. UA's entrance exams were to be held today, and of course, this meant that Kali was now walking through UA's gates like many other hopeful heroes. "Umm…. Miss Kali…."

Kali lazily turned to see Tuna standing there, bowing his head to her. Her lips curled up as a thought came to mind. 'Did I turn into a gang leader?'

"Tuna, don't embarrass the shitty old man. If you do..."

"I won't! I don't dare!" Midoriya quickly waved his hands back and forth. He felt a cold sweat dripping down his back. He did not even want to think what kind of punishment was in store for him if he actually failed.

"Good. Now go on." Kali answered with a yawn. Midoriya felt like he had just been released from a life in prison as he quickly went to run forward only to catch his feet on some invisible object and began falling forward. Images filled his head of the day down at the beach. He now realized that all this time every single time he fell, it was because of the demon girl! But to his surprise, he did not hit the ground. He found his body was now floating.

"Are you okay?" A girl with brown hair face came inches away from Midoriya's, causing his face to flush red.

"Ah yeah, I am fine." Midoriya covered his head with his arms. He couldn't believe such a cute girl was talking to him. But his moment of youth was soon to be ruined.

"Oh! Looks like Tuna is having dirty thoughts about floaty girl. I guess you are at that stage of life when you begin undressing a girl you like in your mind."

The 'floaty' girl's face turned bright red as she covered her chest and glared at Midoriya before running away. Midoriya was left frozen stiff. So many eyes were on him, looking at him in disgust. He watched as Kali casually walked by him with a teasing grin on her face. He so wanted to smack it right off, but he knew it would be pointless! He could only lower his head and turn to walk towards Ua's assembly hall.

"Out of the way, Deku or I will…. Ahh! You fucker!" Kali turned around to see a familiar spiky haired boy running over to her with his fist drawn back and smirked. Midoriya happened to look up to his childhood friend charging at the one person he should not and couldn't stop himself from moving forward.

"Kachan, don't! " Midoriya's only thought at this time was that if 'Kachan' attacked her, he would not live to see another day! Midoriya tackled his friend to the ground without much thought.

"Deku, get the hell off me! That bitch needs to be killed!" 'Kachan' yelled out.

"Oh? Tuna and Trash Boy~ Sitting in a tree~ K.I.S.S.I.N.G.~ First comes love~ Second comes marriage~ Third comes Trash Boy with the baby carriage~" Kali's little song caused an uproar of laughter, making not only Midoriya's face turn even redder than it was, but even Trash Boy's face turned slightly red. But he was red due to anger.

"Fuck! I will kill you! Get off me, Deku! I will kill her!" Trash Boy kept trying to pry Midoriya off of him, but Midoriya knew this was much better than having 'Kachan' lose his life.

As for Kali, she had already walked away. She had spotted something even more interesting… "Squishy~ Squishy~."

"Umm…. What are you doing?" A girl with a frogish look to her asked as Kali hugged her and pushed her cheek against hers.

"I am just charging my squishy." Kali said while rubbing her cheek against the trapped girl's cheek. The passerby all lowered their head, only taking sneak peeks at the indecent scene happening in the middle of the crowd.

*Bam!*

"Stop it!" The forish looking girl yelled out, hitting her fist off the top of Kali's head.

"Ahahaha! So cute." Kali smiled brightly. Kali let out a laugh and put her arm around the frogish looking girl. "The name's Kali. What's your name, squishy?"

The frogish looking girl looked at Kali, who had a bright smile on her face. She seemed to try to understand Kali's personality. From the looks of it, it seemed Kali was a cheerful girl who did not understand the meaning of personal space. With a sigh, she said: "Asui Tsuyu. Just call me Asui."

"Asui, let's get along. Squishy! Squishy!" Kali couldn't contain herself and began rubbing her cheek on Asui's squishy cheeks.

Asui let out a defeated sigh and continued walking forward while dragging Kali along with her. In a way, Kali's over friendliness actually had calmed her nerves slightly. As for Kali, she found it slightly strange that she found Asui so entertaining. But when she squished the cheeks, the strangeness disappeared.

A little while later, Kali was standing up on the top balcony, looking out over the stage of the assembly hall. Next to her was Asui, who she dragged along with her standing on her left, and on her right was a Tuna and a Trash Boy.

"It's Present Mic! I can't believe I am so lucky to get to see him in…. Ow! Kali, why did you do that!" Midoriya was fangirling over the hero talking on the stage and felt a sharp pain in his shin, causing him to look over at Kali with an aggrieved expression.

"Hmmm? I saw a Tuna flopping around, so I thought I'd put it out of its misery. Can you keep your fangirling to yourself?" Kali replied without even looking at the Tuna. Asui, to her side, let out a small chuckle which brought on more squishy squishy.

As for Trash Boy he had been staring daggers in the side of Kali's head this entire time. If it was not for the fact that he was inside UA he would have already attacked her. He was still cursing Midoriya for stopping him earlier. When he asked why he got in the way, Midoriya only said it was not good to fight on UA grounds and that if he did he might get kicked out. Only then did he hold it in. But he still wanted revenge for what happened to him that day by the dumpster.