What The Fuck Did I Just Agree To?

"He is a man now, but when we go down, I will make him into something super cute that you can't even resist, and It will make it easy!" Karma said, and I looked around at the others for help.

"Come on, help me out here!" I complained. This was much worse than I could have ever dreamed the question to be!

Cancer cleared her throat. "If you do this, then you will be making an even bigger statement about how much you care about Fate and the love between you two. It is a huge risk, but if you trust him and yourself enough... then go for it."

"What?!" I gaped.

I was still stunned, but then Aries spoke up. "It's actually kind of sweet and also sounds like a lot more fun than bickering. You both already fight like you are married, so just stick it in already."

"WAIT! Cock suckers! You all are supposed to be on my side here!" I said, tossing my hands up.

"But, Ophiuchus," Luck said while batting her eyes innocently. "We are. We think you should do it!"