Chat Group Banter

Before this kicks off, first off I'm glad that everyone seems to be enjoying this story so far. Anyway, just a few simple notes before this chapter starts. First of all, as the author I am just a single person, and there's no chance that I can hope to satisfy everyone's demands when it comes to the story. So, whatever decisions I make or don't make, I hope you can respect them.

Secondly, I am a newbie writer, very little experience when it comes to the field. Therefore, my grammar isn't at all the best, nor am I confident enough to say that my grammar and story writing are good. All I wish is that it's at least satisfactory.

Well, hope you enjoy!

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Kenji didn't immediately access the chat group as getting a shower and a change of clothes were his first priority, he could just read back on the chat history if the others already began communicating with one another.

After successfully sneaking his way back into his house, Kenji threw himself into the shower for a solid ten minutes. After being hit by that acidic breast milk, he wanted this shower really freaking badly. He knew that Highschool DxD was a bit of a weird world, but he wasn't expecting that shit!

"Oh, that feels good..." Kenji smiled as he walked out of the shower, with only a pair of black shorts covering his lower regions as a white towel was around his neck. Feeling the rush of cold air after leaving the hot shower felt pretty damn good. "I need to control this new strength, I almost broke the damn shower handle..."

With his newfound strength, Kenji understood that he needed to practice holding back on that strength. Even though he turned the shower on as gently as possible, he almost literally snapped the shower handle right off. This could definitely be an issue in the future since he'll no doubt become stronger over time.

"Hm? Oh, they're chatting." Kenji walked over towards his bed before switching on the chat group, which he was greeted by the sight of a string of different messages. From the looks of it, only two of them were chatting together. "Why does this look more like an argument?"

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ All I'm saying is that if you eat too much pudding, you'll get fat

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Don't worry about it! If someone loves pudding enough then gaining weight doesn't become an issue at all!

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ That's not how it works...

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ You're still far too young to understand, Kojou~! I'm sure the readers of this fanfic understand me

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ ...

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ Why are we here? Just to suffer?

"The fuck is this conversation...?" Kenji deadpanned as he went to grab a shirt from his closet. When he understood that this was a supernatural chat group, he didn't expect its members to be having a conversation about freaking pudding of all things. "Are these two high?"

『The Final Doomsday』➤ You two are having an interesting conversation

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Oh, It's the dude with the edgy and ominous name! You have finally spoken!

『The Final Doomsday』➤ Yeah, thanks for that introduction😑

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ Don't mind Miss Delusional there, my name's Akatsuki Kojou

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Delusional?!😵

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ You listen here, bud-!

『The Final Doomsday』➤ Nice to meet you as well, my name is Kusanagi Kenji

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ ...

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Did you just cut me off somehow? In a chat group?

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ A fellow Japanese from the sounds of it, nice to meet you. Also, just ignore most of what this girl has to say, she's seems to suffer from psychosis. Believing she's a goddess and all that...

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Then it's my turn to introduce myself!

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ I'm Neptune, the CPU of Planeptune and all that, and NOT delusional like this rude fellow here keeps saying!

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ Just stating the facts

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Oh yeah?! With how rude you are, I bet you're just as much of a loner as Noire!

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ Don't know who that is

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Why is it so hard to believe that I'm a goddess?!

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ Are you really asking that? With how you seem more like a child with an obsession for pudding, I'd be surprised if anyone could believe you

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Pudding is universal! Even goddesses can love the legendary treat known as pudding! You're on my side, Kenji! Right?

『The Final Doomsday』➤ Hm... Sorry, I'm more with Kojou on this one. While I won't doubt the fact that you're a goddess since the multiverse is extremely vast, I won't say that I believe you either

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Everyone's against me...

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ On the topic of the multiverse, do you think all of us are really from entirely separate dimensions? Sounds a bit far-fetched to me...

『The Final Doomsday』➤ While far-fetched, the existence of this chat group is some evidence that it's probably a real thing. I mean, if I'm speaking from my own personal experiences, then the idea of other dimensions isn't that surprising

『The Fourth Primogenitor』➤ Huh... you sound like you have an interesting life

『The Final Doomsday』➤ Can't deny that

『The Final Doomsday』➤ Also, where's that fourth member? That Cocogoat person

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Not sure, they haven't said anything. The author is probably just questioning himself on how to start conversation with her, his mind isn't that creative

『The Final Doomsday』➤ What?

『Goddess of Planeptune』➤ Just ignore her

Just like that, the conversation between the three of the four members continued on, although none of said conversation was really that important, it was more just banter. As this conversation was happening, a certain blue-haired girl was watching the members talk with an unsure expression on her face.

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It was now the next day and Kenji was currently on his way to school, his bag swung over his right shoulder as a bored expression was present on his face. After yesterday and that fight with that Viser chick, Kenji really understood now just how boring this life was.

While the fight was painful as fuck considering the damage he allowed that woman to inflict on him, he at least got some enjoyment out of defeating her afterwards. The chat group was definitely amusing, but he kind of wanted to fight something again.

He wasn't a battle junky, but the adrenaline felt way better than he thought it would.

"Yo, Kenji!" Kenji stopped walking upon hearing the familiar voice. He turned around to see none other than Issei himself running over towards him, a goofy smile on his face. Kenji didn't like where this was going... "You wouldn't believe what happened to me after school yesterday!"

"Did the kendo club beat you up for thirty seconds less than usual?"

"Not that... I think they actually beat me up for thirty seconds more."

"Yeah... nice."

"Anyway, what I'm saying is that I scored myself a serious girlfriend!" Issei declared with an even goofier smile than before, if that was even possible. Kenji blinked before raising an eyebrow, if he wasn't mistaken, this all ended up leading to Issei getting his ass killed. "Her tits are huge too, dude! This is awesome, and we're going on a date after school!"

"Okay..."

"Maybe you could help me out and keep anyone away who tries to ruin my date!" Issei suddenly suggested, earning an incredulous look of disbelief from Kenji. "I can't have my first date ruined! You look like you're pretty strong, so you can keep them away! I don't want any undesirables ruining the date!"

"Well, you're going to be there, so you fail by default... yeah, I'm gonna pass on that."

Kenji pondered whether or not he should bother saving Issei since he already knew that Issei would turn out fine in the end, being reincarnated by that Rias girl if he remembered correctly. He did want to build up as many resistances as possible, so getting by those fallen angel attacks would be good in the long run.

He didn't want Rias to notice him though, and if his understanding was correct, that red-head was keeping a constant eye on Issei regarding that thing in his body, Sacred Gear or whatever. He'd probably end up getting noticed some time in the future, but he'd at least try to remain hidden for as long as possible.

'Yeah, sorry, Issei. You're gonna get killed this afternoon... Well, might as well have some fun with this...' Kenji inwardly smirked. To Issei's confusion, Kenji placed both hands onto his shoulders and gave a narrowed look towards the brown-head. "Issei, I know you're desperate and are currently living in the prime of your life. However, you can't stoop this low!"

"What?"

"I've heard that there are those services where you can spend money to have a temporary girlfriend. If you want a girlfriend, please try and get one that's both sentient and breathing!"

"Why wouldn't she be any of those?!"

"Oh, you mean you didn't just dig her out of the graveyard?" Kenji instantly regained his usual cold and neutral look as he lifted his hands from both of Issei's shoulders. "Guess that was a false alarm, glad to hear that you didn't become desperate enough to go through such extreme measures."

"..." Issei could only gape at Kenji's words. "Why would I do that?!"

"I don't know what extremes you'd go to for a girlfriend." Kenji shrugged nonchalantly as he flicked his hair. Kenji then heard a large commotion and turned his head to the right, and when he did, he saw two familiar females walking through the school courtyard towards the main building.

"It's them, the two greatest beauties of Kuoh!" Issei quickly regained his goofy expression as he stared at the two females walking past with a lecherous look on his face. Kenji just stared blankly at the two as they walked past. "Did you see those tits?! They're totally massive!"

"...You're beyond help." Kenji shook his head in disbelief at the shameless words of his perverted friend here. Kenji did admit that the two were beautiful, but he wasn't about to start gushing and falling in love like every other male he could see around him. 'That black-haired one is giving off a strange energy, what did my friend call it... oh yeah, the Ara Ara Energy. Jeez, he was a weird guy...'

"Man, imagine being pressed on by those melons!"

"Issei, shut the fuck up."