Chapter 15 : Art thou ready (1)

I've created a little gremlin haven't I? dressed in a fully leather armor with golden furs all over, Eli marched on heroically...

*thud*

She fell down, as she lost her balance while running around...

"Am I ready now to be a hero?"

"Of course you are!"

I said confidently!

"Now Let's go heroine!"

EH? NOW? But the website clearly states doing it at night? And so again I was walking with a koala on my back... with a little hero in armor... she looked cute... but believe me one strike of that sword and everyone here's a goner!

"KYAAAA!"

"My Hero sense is tingling!"

the golden furball runs towards the scream! only to find... drum rolls please!

*drum rolls noises*

An extra large cockroach.

"Fear Not CIVILIAN! EL---Nina is here!"

"Kyaa! save me El-Nina."

Eli swung her sword... but she missed... it ended up destroying a chuck of the land.... that's someone's house right?

The large cockroach has a WTF moment as it suddenly radiates fear. It flew away with everything it had....

"KYAAA! you're so cute! thank you El-Nina!"

As soon as the woman tried to hug Eli, she was electrocuted.

".... worth it...."

"Umu, See you citizens, there's always people to help!"

Yeah... like the one whose house you destroyed.... But such is the price of victory. I won't judge.

"HELP SOMEBODY!"

"Let's go! there's someone else who needs help!"

and so I'm pretty sure I know how today will end.

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The sun begins to set... we've actually solved a lot of 'cases'...

After the croachoach case, we helped a dog that's stuck on a tree. The dog tried to lick Eli, but it ended up electrocuting itself, and then falling down the tree. It's a win in my book.

and then we helped a couple... So there seems to be a couple having their lovely dovely moment, the old man said something like 'ikemen should just die!'... but Eli stumbled on a phone which the man dropped... and like a little hero she is, she gave the phone to the girlfriend...

The girlfriend asks Eli for the password... which the old man somehow knows... and after scrolling through his messages, the girl ran up to the man, slapped him good, and ended it right there. Helping a girl out of a toxic relationship.

"It worked! Heh serves an ikemen right! "

I hear nothing... it's still a win for me!

The next thing that happened is there seemed to be a kid who's drowning. Eli jumped straight in... but before she touched the water, I moved as fast as possible, and removed her blades, and put them inside my inventory... I also made sure to give Eli a life vest... well it's not a life vest but an orb to enable her to breath underwater... you know... just in case... and tie the orb in the belt of her waist armor. This happened in less than a millisecond, as I was back in my original position.

Smith merely glanced at me. Nah I'm sure he didn't notice.

and so the day is saved as Eli threw the boy back to a boat. hurray!

and so after all that adventure, we finally went to find food, we already had pizza for lunch... it would only be logical to find spaghetti or lasagna for dinner right?

And so... off we go to find a good eatery! I can smell fear... *sniff sniff* Ah it's smith's fear.... don't worry I'll watch over Eli!

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Old man POV:

"Hey Yuki..."

"What is it?"

"You sure they're not pretending to be idiots?"

"Why would you say that?"

"Because that restaurant is Madame Fey's favorite."

"Believe me they wouldn't even notice."

"You sure?"

"Positively, I mean, they did not even figure out that we've been transmitting everything we said to Madame Fey right?"

"That's true. Thanks, I thought we made a mistake."

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Nate's POV:

Believe me I know... especially with how loud you spoke while getting piggybacked by me...

And fey? If she's really of that lineage... hehehehe...

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and so after a leisurely 15 minutes walk... we arrive at a fancy boat... BUT WHY IS IT UPSIDE DOWN!?

"Here we are! Eht Cinatit!"

... that's just The Titanic spelled backwards right? ANYONE ELSE? ONLY ME!? ok...

It seems that this place needs a reservation... Eli's tummy is complaining so I may or may not have 'altered' a few memories and 'suggested' to take us to a priority seat. a certain 'madame fey's' seat.

We ended up getting seated at a super fancy table, it's right below the chandelier that's hanging upside down... presumably with magic.

It's quite dark here... if only I had a cat to pet... I would get my old 'demon lord' title back.

a server came to us and ask us what we wanted, To lessen the damage to a certain Smith, I said

"everything on the menu."

The eyes of the staff bulged and ran to the kitchen quickly. it's good that one of them had some common sense before this demon lord muahahaha....

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Waitress POV:

"EMERGENCY!" I SHOUTED AS I ENTERED THE KITCHEN!

"EH WHAT IS IT?" said a man with a chef hat.

"There's a food critic here! and there's 6 of them! I don't know which one is the critic, but they ordered 1 of each meal!"

"!?!?!? EVERYONE CODE RED! DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW!"

Soon afterward, a war is fought in the kitchen....

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Nate's POV:

The upside down aesthetics of the ship is fascinating! The furniture is all upside down... except our table and chair of course...

there's a live performance by some band... they looked like a Heavy metal band from the way they dressed with all those spikes and armors ... BUT WHY ARE YOU PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSICS?

I rang a bell that's conveniently placed at the table. And the second I rang it, a blur of black and white appeared before me... it seems that this person was our previous Waitress...

"Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Can you tell me the history of this place?"

Waitress POV:

THE HISTORY!? I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING FOR 2 HOURS HOW WOULD I KNOW ABOUT THE HISTORY!?!?!?!?

"Ummm... is there anything in particular that catches your eye, sir? Telling you the rich history of our restaurant is... long to say the least..."

"Hmmm.... that band looks interesting... So tell me, can they play songs that are more.... UPBEAT?"

HUH? THE SONG!? GASP DON'T TELL ME! THEY'RE ALL INDIVIDUAL CRITICS WITH THEIR OWN RESPECTIVE FIELDS!?

"I understand sir! I shall forward your request at once!"

I ran as fast as I could towards the performing band...

"Guys!"

"Eh? Why are you here? Are we getting kicked out?"

"NO! This is your make or break moment! You see that table over there!"

I pointed stealthily towards the table of critics... that shirtless black haired critic who has tattoos all over waved at me...

!? DID HE KNOW!?

"He wanted you to play something more... UPBEAT!"

"EH? But we only had an organ, a Cello, and a violin! what kind of ...."

WHAT!? THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOT MINE!!! GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT MY JOB'S ON THE LINE!

"Ummm.... The shirtless man is the one who requested it only to ask about history and upbeat music..."

"SAY NO MORE!"

suddenly the fire in the lead vocalist's eyes lit up... is this THE ZONE!?!?

"Guys, we're changing genres, let's ROCK THEIR WORLD!"

!?!?!?

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Nate's POV:

I made a request to change the music. BUT I NEVER THOUGHT THAT It'll be this good!

They somehow turned the boring looking ship into a rock concert. With mismatched instruments at that.

"ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!"

And that is how we brought the ceiling down... get it? the floor is the ceiling so... nevermind...