Side Story: The School Incidents.

Yorokobe readers as another chapter have come out.

These Side stories will show us the past event of Jouichirou's life in the Nasuverse.

I will post this every once in a while when I feel like it.

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Jouichirou was in the school faculty room, receiving his ID card, and signing some documents. He was about to leave when he bumped into someone and something dropped from his pocket, being the gentleman he was Jouichirou picked it up with a grin and returned it to him.

"Sir you dropped something." The man turned around with a smile, he never thought that he would meet a man with manners and shit here of all places, and most of all he was a transfer student.

"Ah! Thank you young ma-" his words stopped halfway when he saw the thing that Jouichirou was holding, it was a square packet with a man and a woman kissing and the words "Strawberry Flavor" written under it.

"This-This is not mine, you must have been mistaken, this is not mine.!!" The man refuted the item in Jouichirou's hand as Jouichirou brought the packet into his sight.

"C.O.N.D.O.M Strawberry flavor."

"Pfft!!! *cough* *cough* hahahahaha." Hearing Jouichirou say those words innocently a man who was drinking some coffee choked on it but that still didn't stop him from laughing.

"I-I hate strawberries, ask someone else!"

"Sir is it yours by any chance." Jouichirou innocently asked the man who was laughing as he stopped laughing.

"No, absolutely not! How can I have such a thing!" The man stopped laughing and stood up from his chair and made a run for it.

"hehehehehehe" The muffled giggles of an old woman in her 50s came but it didn't last long as, "Maam is this yours." the giggles stopped instant.

"How dare you!"

"Check your purse please, maybe something is missing."

"Rude dickhead!" The woman stood up instantly and made a run for it.

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In the principal's office.

"Can I know what this is?" Jouichirou questioned the principal.

"... It's a condom."

"It's written there, which makes it obvious but what's the use of it?"

The principal closed his eyes and signed looking at Jouichirou's innocence that matched an angel, no even angels weren't as pure as the boy in front of him.

"... It helps control the world's population" Hearing the principal's answer Jouichirou had a bewildered face and asked, "How?"

"By putting it on... while having sex." Jouichirou looked even more bewildered while his inner self was doing his best to control his laughter.

"How is the world's population controlled by you putting it on?"

"Not by me wearing it, millions of people wear it."

"Do they get it from you? because you seem very well informed."

"... Everyone's got it."

"... I have a question?"

"Please go ahead."

"When money is dropped from someone's pocket, everyone claims it is theirs... but when condom drops everyone denies. Why so?"

"Student Jouichirou, you should keep in mind that sex is a very private subject."

"Why?"

"Nobody announces to the world that today I am having sex, it is... private... embarrassing even."

"... Then why does everyone in marriages with the big parties and music and all, do they announce to the whole town that; Today I am having sex."

"Oh! my god."

"No no no don't pray to that bastard he will not listen, also, What is there to be embarrassed about sex? It is a normal thing, no it is an important thing, the human continuation depends on it!"

The principal took out some papers, did a few signs, and finally stamped it before getting up from his chair and handing it to Jouichirou, he then got in a dogeza and kindly asked Jouichirou to leave his school saying that he was too innocent for a place like this.

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In the fifth school.

Some sort of event was going on as all the first years were called out of their dorms and were standing naked in only their underwear while praying to the Lord saying, "Your Majesty. Thou art great! Accept this gift!" while spanking themselves

One was even wearing pink rabbit panties and became a laughing stock, a bully third was putting stamps on everyone's butt going around commenting on their ass and underwear choice.

That is when Jouichirou arrived, 2 third-year students told Jouichirou to take off pants and even poured some water into them saying, "You don't wear wet pants, take'em off."

Of course, our Mc didn't listen and rushed to his dorm room but,

"If you don't come out now... I will... do urine expulsion on your door... for the entire semester, that is!"

"..." There was no answer from Jouichirou as he was thinking of a plan he couldn't beat this guy up cause that's how he was kicked out of school last time, for beating up some delinquents.

"I will count till 10 otherwise, your doorstep will become the toilet for all the first year here, the principal won't mind since he will never know!... 1!"

"2!" With a troubled expression, Jouichirou racked his mind until he saw the light bulb and the light bulb in his mind lit up.

"3!" He quickly started looking for a spoon, some duct tape, and a stick or anything like a stick.

"4!" Other second-year and third-year students came out of their dorms to check out the commotion.

"5!" Jouichirou got all the materials and started by taking off the light bulb in the room.

"6!" The bully Third-year got irritated and started knocking on the door.

"7!" After taking off the bulb he then pulled out the wires from it.

"8!" He taped the spoon to one end of the plastic ruler he brought with him.

"9!" Jouichirou then carefully taped the electric wires to the spoon and added some extra tape just in case, like they say if you can't control or fix the damage, tape it.

"10!" With the final countdown the bully opened his zipper and peed on the door but the pee instead hit a spoon which was connected to a wire with electricity flowing in it.

That was the day when everyone watching especially the bully Third-year learned a physics lesson they would never forget; Salt Water is a great conductor of electricity.

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In the seventh school.

"What is a machine?" The teacher looked backed and scanned the student until he spotted a particular student with a grin on his face.

"Why are you smiling like that?" The teacher pointed at Jouichirou and questioned him.

"Uh, Sir, it is my first time experiencing something normal, so, I am a bit excited about school life."

"No need to be so excited. Now, Define Machine!"

"Uh! Sir, A machine is anything that reduces human effort. Sir"

"Will you please elaborate?" The teacher asked in a mocking tone.

"Uh! Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine. It's a hot day, press a button, get a blast of air - the fan... A machine! Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone... A machine!

"Compute millions in seconds, the calculator... A machine! We're surrounded by machines. From a pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines." He mimicked zipping and unzipping, " "Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down…" the student couldn't hold as they all laughed at this scene.

The teacher angry threw a chalk at his head, "What is the definition?"

"...I-I just gave it to you, sir."

"You'll write this in the exam?" the teacher mimicked zipping and unzipping pants like Jouichirou did, "Up, down, up, down, up, down."

"Idiot! Anyone else?" A student raised his hand, "Yes?"

"Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc.,

"Especially a construction is more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts, or simple mechanical elements, like wheels, levers, cams, etc."

"Wonderful. Perfect. Please sit down."

"Thank you." The student looked at Jouichirou with a face that said, 'I am better than you.'

"But sir, I said the same thing, just in simple language."

"If you prefer simple language, then join a 3rd rate school."

"But sir, one must get the meaning, too. What's the point of blindly cramming a textbook definition -"

"This is the definition written in the book and if you want to pass you will write this very definition."

"But there are other books - "

"Get out!"

"But sir - why?"

"In simple language: out! Idiot."

Jouichirou stands and leaves the class of silent students. Halfway out of the classroom, he turns around and begins walking back to his seat.

"Why are you back?"

"I forgot something."

"What?"

"Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate, and explain information; that are illustrative, non-illustrative, hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed,

"With a foreword, introduction, table of contents, and index; that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement, and education of the human brain through the sensory route of vision… sometimes touch."

"... What do you mean, Student Jouichirou?"

"Books, sir. I forgot my books."

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And that is how Jouichirou was kicked out, after which every school rejected him, even schools that housed delinquents rejected him, but because the delinquents were the ones to request it.

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