Thighs for days, Cosplaying and spreading culture.

"Not liking traps is gay because you don't like feminine people, meaning you don't like women, which means you are into men. Conclusion: You're gay."

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Jouichirou regained consciousness as he felt a soft sensation on his head with a gap in the middle.

'Judging by the soft sensation, gap in the middle means I am on someone's thighs.'

'And this, my hands they are touching grass, fresh green grass and… flowers?'

'Grass and flowers meaning I am not in the construction site right now if I was found by someone I would either be in a hospital or at home if I was found by my friends.'

'But grass and flowers, along with thighs, no smell of phenol or a futon on me, means I am somewhere I am not supposed to be in.'

'And damn it, I am getting a boner. Aal izz well, Aal izz well, Aal izz well, Aal izz well... Ok for now let's just slowly open my eyes and start by analyzing the situation and finding out if the person whose thighs I am enjoying right now is hostile or not.'

Jouichirou slowly opened his eyes and saw 'it'.

"Oh! Finally decided to wake up have we~" It was a woman with white hair, white robes, and pink eyes, one could only describe her as beautiful.

"Hello there. My name is Merlin. Merlin, the Magus of Flower."

Jouichirou was now in a dilemma.

Should he either enjoy them thighs.

Or

Should he as an Advocate of Gender Equality punch Merlin and reveal 'his' true colors.

While in this dilemma, his Jojo instincts kicked in and he subconsciously punched the beautiful lady in the face while screaming, "Shinei Merlin!!"

As the punch connected with Merlin's face, a curtain of flower petals appeared and her shape changed along with her position.

She or rather he was now 5 meters away for Jouichirou whose head hit the ground due to the disappearance of the soft pillows.

"Hahaha! A nice welcome I have got here!"

"No that was not nice enough, come here and I will punch you even harder."

"It is rude you know, punching a beautiful Onee-san like me, especially for a gentleman like you Jojo~" Merlin shaped his shape to her.

"For context, I am not a gentleman, I am an Advocate of Gender Equality and a Jojo, and you are not a woman for all I know."

"And how can you be so sure that I am not a woman, after all, you don't know my true gender~"

"..." Jouichirou wanted to argue but he couldn't as what Merlin just said made sense to him. No one knows what his/her true gender is.

'F**king TYPE-MOON!'

"But still I can punch you right since I don't know your true gender and that doesn't violate my Oath as a gentleman with manners and s#it."

"But I am a gorgeous big sister right now."

"Then I will punch you as an Advocate of Gender Equality."

"But you can't punch me here since we are in your dream world."

"Hmm... Makes sense I guess... Wait if we are in my dream then-" Jouichirou stopped as his brain overworked itself.

The next moment, a puff of smoke generate next to him as a cute white fluffy creature jumped out of the smoke and kicked Merlin straight in the face.

Merlin went down with a smile as the cute creature started ravaging Merlin's body.

"If I can't hurt you then I can summon my comrade who can and will hurt you," Jouichirou said as he joined in.

'Black Pantsu.'

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After calming the f**k down.

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"What I want to say is Beware as the-"

"Yeah, you skip that part and get straight to the point, sum it up in 20 words or less."

"... Ha no one appreciates a good poem these days, and here I spent 3 entire seconds thinking about it." Jouichirou's face twitched hearing Merlin's words.

"Anyways what I wanted to say is that the planet is in danger from whom you Jojo-kun call Stand users."

"And why would you warn me about this, for all I know you won't give a shit even if the planet was going to hell. So why?"

"That is because I Merlin have a dream."

"... Stop copying Giorno."

"I refuse."

"I will copyright you."

"But aren't you the one who is copying Araki's work by drawing that Manga?"

"It is called spreading culture, and I am sure Araki wouldn't mind more like he would appreciate it and I see you have read it does that mean...?"

"Yes, I have become a fellow Man/Woman of Culture."

"Hmm... Sounds fishy sus to me. Prove it."

"Flat is Justice. Medium is premium. Oppai is truth. Personality is immortality. Thicc thighs save lives."

"... Never did I think this day would come. You know the ritual right." Merlin nodded as he approached Jouichirou.

"People die when they are," Jouichirou was the first to speak.

"Killed." and Merlin completed the quote.

"It's not gay if,"

"it's clay."

"The police won't look,"

"if she is a book."

And so they went on with sharing stupid quotes for an entire 30 minutes.

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"Come with me."

"I refuse to come with you, Jojo."

"I refuse your refusal."

"I will get Excaliburped on my face if I come with you."

"Don't worry you will be fine. You have survived worse."

"But I will suck you dry if I come with you."

"For a portable lap pillow, it is worth it."

"... Oh! look we are out of time, bye bye~"

"Wait! I need them thighs...!" Jouichirou disappeared Merlin signed in relief.

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He woke up in a futon with Sakura staring down at him.

"Jouichirou-senpai, you're finally awake. I am glad."

"Hmm, Sakura... Where am I?"

"At home!"

He stood up to see his body covered in bandages and a Shiba Inu on his lap. Jouichirou smiled before softly caressing its black and white fur.

"He followed you here Senpai, we tried to separate him from you but he just won't listen."

"... Is that so."

"Also Senpai you were mumbling in your sleep, something about someone's thighs would you mind explaining!" Sakura had an aura around her as she said those words.

"I see, haha funny I said that," Jouichirou had a nervous expression while looking at Sakura's aura.

"So where are the others?"

"They are in the kitchen."

He got on his feet and walked to the kitchen.

"Senpai is it really ok for you to walk in that condition!"

"I am all good Sakura no need to worry about me~"

He walked out and saw Shirou and Archer cooking while Paimon and Saber were stuffing their cheeks with whatever they sent at them.

Rin and Caster Gil were reading a book named Jojo's Bizzare Adventure part 4 volumes 18.

Upon closer inspection, Jouichirou found Caster Gil had changed, he was now wearing Dio's clothes from part 3.

"Oh! Finally awake?" Caster Gil said without taking his eyes off of the book while Rin gave him a stare that said, 'I demand answers.'

<-- To be continued...

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