Potochips

3:47 AM

" Shit what is this boss !!….you are a boss you are supposed to die at my hands. Do your job you five health bar bald lifeless sword freak "

Dead. Dead again seriously this is fifth time in a row.

I knew this game would be fun ! I am an excellent judge of story after all. Still this boss is just unfair. Uaghh…So hungry ! I wanna eat potochips. It's almost 4 though. Umhh why there is no research on summoning potochips. Where is my jacket let's go.

Ah streets are so quite at night. I love nights there are no dumb people or unnecessary noises. would I like a forever night? nah hmm maybe. I sound like a side villain of some anime haha. What am I even doing this game has ruined me. After having three three degree one would expect to get a decent job at least somewhere. I have to be more responsible or I will grow old penniless and have a tons of debt then I will have to wash peoples cloths as granny ughh. Jokes aside the last job should have worked if only they wouldn't let me meet clients face to face it's a back office job not a everyday lunch at wendy's job. I would need to face people better some day. I must find a job as fast as possible starting tomorrow. I entered the convenience store with my new found resolve.

" Ohh Erie it's you…hah of course it's you who else would come for snacks 4 in the morning " Sam the smug receptionist said.

" Aren't you too rude to a customer? I should complaint to your manager in the morning. " I said.

" Ohh but can you survive in sunlight? Aren't you a vampire that only eats potochips? " Sam replied.

Oye that's too personal. Too personal!! when I wake up is none of your business. Hhmf arguing with this part time smug glasses sam is pointless. So I went to my favorite section of snacks there was only one potochips left. Lucky. it's new the winter edition double salted it's super popular. I was basking in the glory of my potochips when I heard some noises from counter. Who could be arguing 4 in the morning. I went to see and that was the biggest mistake of my life. A guy in hockey mask was pointing his right hand towards sam. It's a gun I realized.he has a freaking gun. A robbery!! And then he saw me with potochips in one hand and other hand in my jacket.

" Hey you hands up! And you what are you looking at give me all the money right now!! " said the robber.

" I told you there is no point in robbing us we are extremely poor and I don't want to get fired man I like this job."

Sam you dumbness incarnate don't rile up the robber he has a freaking gun. No one cares about your job.i thought as I saw veins on robber's forehead. He moved his hands on gun and loading sound came exactly like in movies.

" Huh? You wanna die punk? HURRY UP AND GIVE ME THE MONEY !! " robber said enraged.

Finally god gave some wisdom to sam and he started gathering money and moving it in a bag. He looked at me up and down like checking out some fish in a market. Sam gave him all the money I was almost relived he was going to leave now he walked towards the entrance then turned around and said,

" Give me the potochips.... "

Huh?he wasn't checking me out he was checking out potochips? Gotta give him that Guy had some taste. No wait potochips? My potochips! there is only one in this store. If I don't have potochips now then I will have to come in the morning there will be lot of people and I don't even know when they would even restock it. A day without potochips? No I can not survive that long. Now this is not about just potochips it's my survival at the line.

" No " I said.

A cold wave of air passed they were both dumbfounded. Robber looked at Sam, Sam looked at robber then both looked at me and said,

" Miss u know what this in myhand is right? " Robber said.

" This is not potochips this is my existence ! " I said.

" What are you even saying?? Give me potochips right now or you will never see the sunrise again !! " Robber bellowed.

" I never see them anyway " I said.

" Erie you stupid psycho deadbeat woman, give the man his potochips!! " Sam joined the poto-life conversation.

" This is the last one left, I can not give him this. It's my potochips. " I was firm on my beliefs.

" This stupid bitch "

" You braindead dum..."

Then there was a loud bang sound and those were the last words in my ears. My eyes closed and I think I fell, i felt cold and hurt and empty like I was floating on a feather. Then a huge globe of light enveloped me completely. I couldn't see anything for a while, then I was falling through a big thousand coloured round tunnel type thing I think I was not sure. Are those stars? Am i dead? or Is this some another dumb dream of mine? I saw some weird figures in the colours. Hmm? What are those? A dragon? No three dragons? Aren't those bit weird looking! A bloody mecha armour type suite? Four weird looking birds? Oh one of them is black! an odd looking blood covered sword with 3 symbols written on it.

And then my consciousness faded. And I saw light I couldn't see clearly for a while though but I heard some heavy breathing and lots of people talking in weird language. Then I saw someone's face too close to mine. What? Whats going on oye isn't it too realistic for a dream. She put me down I saw ceilings I was in a room. A hospital? Did I really got shot? Why can't I move ? It doesn't even hurt! Huh? Are those my hands ? Aren't they too small? Wait ! wait am I a baby??!! What the hell????!!