"ACHOOO!!" General Peter Long sneezed loudly. "Some bastard is talking shit about me."
"Ha! If talking shit about you can make you sneeze, then you would probably have died long ago you old coot. Just admit you're sick and eat some flu medicine! Don't just sit there and spread your damn virus to us!" Admiral Terry Wei laughed at him loudly.
"Yeah. Get the hell out of here, you sick man. I want to enjoy this fight between the Military High Command and the National Mecha Pilot Academy! That flat and emotionless voice sounded very familiar. I wonder if I know her from somewhere?" General Anthony Chang pondered aloud.
"I never fall sick. I never sneeze. I only sneeze when people talk about me." General Peter Long insisted and caused the other two generals to laugh at him.
But as it turned out, General Peter Long was right.
We WERE talking about him.