Chapter 20

Ares POV

Playing with Alexander over these past few years did something for my soul. I'm glad I was able to take a vacation from godly duties, I should definitely do it again, but not during this time period but in the next, I'll probably skip Roman times, since I'm not interested in the Romans at all, plus i'd have to interact with my body double and that sounds uninteresting.

Besides that, I've found that the Egyptian gods are far more interesting than Greeks, I bet most people don't even know there's a Egyptian god of sperm…see? Interesting.

The only ones I can't take serious are Horus and Seth. Basically, after Seth dismembered Osiris, he made a quick escape where Isis had found her husband's cut body, including his cut penis. Isis takes the body parts, puts them in a phallus, and conceives Horus.

Isis threw Osiris's dick into the ocean and it was ate by a catfish. I asked multiple gods and some say it was a crab, and few say that Isis used his penis to put his semen inside the phallus so it would bear his child.

Now Horus confronts Seth, and was like "Hey motherfucker, I'm Orisis's son, so therefore I'm king." And Seth wanted to assert his dominance, so he did a t-pose. He actually seduced Horus and started having sex with him, as Seth is about to cum on Horus, he catches his semen, saves it, and then throws it into the Nile, so he couldn't have been inseminated.

Now at this point, confusion overrides my entire mind, for about a week straight I was standing in the same place, trying to understand such fuckery.

Seth, after thinking that he has seduced Horus to fall for him, is now offered some lettuce. What he doesn't know is that Horus ejaculated into the lettuce itself so he could inseminate Seth and become the ruler.

(If you are very confused as to what semen has to do with any of this, basically in the moral standards of Egyptian mythology, if you were able to make someone indulge your own semen, then you became better over them).

So after this, Horus and Seth went forward to the gods and argued their perspectives, in which they first started to side with Seth since he had claimed to already blow his load inside Horus. They then asked for the semen to call to them from inside Horus, but it didn't.

Then Horus gave his side, and when the gods asked for his semen to call to them, it spoke from Inside set's stomach.

Now here comes the fun part boys and girls, the point when I decided to leave Egypt sooner rather than later even though they were interesting people.

THE SEMEN SPOKE!!!!

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Walking to the giant Pyramid and going through the right magical barriers, I emerge on the other side a magnificent throne room meets my eyes. Gold plated walls along the sides, art of some of the gods famous stories written into the floor and wall, looking up you'd see there is no ceiling, just an opening letting in the sunshine and beautiful sky.

3 sets of 5 steps leading to highest elevation in the room. Throne's of the most important gods wrapped around the room. At the very center, Ra sits magnificently.

"Ares I believe today is the day you leave us."

"Yes lord Ra, today I leave this beautiful land."

"What about the friends you've made here, Thoth and Neith?? Will you not miss them?" Hathor asks me sitting ti the right of him. Ra's wife seems to be a little sad.

"They do not need me to be here, I'll be sure to visit, If I can?"

I see Ra smirk at my question while Hathor stares menacingly at the side of his head. "Heh, have you already forgotten our agreement? Of course you can visit whenever you want. Just remember Neith wherever you go." He says with a little emphasis in his words at the end.

I smirk and think back to our friendship, at first she was a little shy because of her infatuation for me, but eventually became more and more confident around me, even lightly flirting with me during spars.

FLASHBACK——

3rd POV

"Why did I agree to this?" Ares exclaims exasperated.

"What? Afraid? What would the Greeks say if they saw you like this?" Neith teasing the man who has her heart.

Smirking at the jest, Ares responds, "If I remember, you were nervous for like 5 years around me. What would Mortals think of a War goddess thats love stricken like little girl??"

Neith looks a little upset at my words at first but then gets over it quickly, recognizing the joke for what it is, a joke.

'Good, she can take a joke, not alot of gods and goddesses can.'

"Har, har, lets just get to the spar you promised me." Neith says trying not to blush.

'I promised myself I wouldn't do that anymore.'

Ares offered a sword salute with mock seriousness. Neith returned it, sloppily, grinning. They circled, in high guard. "Not using your Bow? Bravery…or is it Stupidity?"

"Hmph, why would I use my bow if you aren't using your great sword? I wouldn't want you to make any excuses when I beat you."

Smirking at her words Ares struck first, cutting lazily at her. Neith parried sharply, frowned, and thrust at him, pulling off-line at the last moment to try and slap his cheek with the flat.

Anticipating the blow, Ares stepped back, sword held out to keep her at bay. She slapped his blade aside and thrust. Ares parried and tried to counter-thrust, only for the two of them to meet face to face, arms and swords high, each surprised. Although Ares didn't show it.

Ares reacted first, using hands and sword grip to pry Neith's sword from her hands. She let it go and grabbed him about the shoulders and drove her knee up. Ares twisted just in time, taking the blow to his thigh. It was surprisingly gentle.

He grabbed her hands, and with main strength, spun her abound and pinned her against his chest. She struggled in vain, but could not best the larger man in a grapple.

Undeterred, she pressed her butt against him and wiggled suggestively, while bending her head back to look up at him and offer him an excellent view.

Smirking at the obvious ploy, Ares bent his head forward and licked her forehead. She squealed and thrashed. He let her hands slip loose, and she turned herself around to face him, his arms still about her.

Feeling a little bold she reached up and tried to cup his chin in her hands to kiss him, however they were swatted away, "Nuh-uh-uhhh." Ares says waving his finger with a smirk on his face.

"W-What…COME ON, Why do you always tease me, you're so mean? Uhhhhhhh." Neith starts to pout as she stomps away playfully.

"Look at how mad you are, thats why I do it."

"HMPH, go play with that Alexander mortal of yours. Sure you're not in love?"

Exasperated at the comment about his relationship with another man, Ares responds, "Not this again, how many times have I told you, Its all for the future clout."

"What does that even mean, why are you so weird-"

FLASHBACK END———

Ares POV

'Haaaa, good times'

"Don't worry lord Ra, 'Neith will stay in my mind wherever I go'. You don't have to worry."

Ra nods in acceptance. So does Hathor, and even though she also has some sort of infatuation on me Ra doesn't seem to care. I've learned alot about Ra, and he doesn't seem to care about ALOT of things, not his wife, kids, siblings, parents. The only thing he does care about is Egypt as a whole.(dont worry ,no ntr.)

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A few hours later after speaking with some 'friends' and my actual friend Thoth, I walk to where Neith would be at. She can usually be found at the River Nile.

Getting there and seeing Neith among the mortals I walk over to her. "Today is a beautiful day." I start off, bland I know but I don't know how to make small talk.

"Like any other, I guess." She responds dry, just like me.

'Ahh whatever'

"As I've said over and over again for the past years, today is the day I leave to travel."

Turning around she looks saddened, with tears appearing in her eyes. "W..why must you go, c..can't you stay with me, p..please?"

I cant help but shake my head, laying my hand on her shoulder to calm her down. "I wish to travel, therefore I am. However do not fret, I will visit."

"Do you promise to visit me?"

"Haaa, Yes I promise, now let go of me women." Neith hugs me after her question, crying into my cloth and armor. Chuckling at my jest she pulls away.

*WHISTLE*

I whistle for my trusty companion 'Ruin'. The only thing that completely has my heart atleast as of right now, however Neith has come the closest out all the gods and goddesses I've met.

I got Ruin as a gift from Hades as thanks for throwing the 'Lay up' for him to Persephone. Along with the enchantments on my sword, Ruin was his gift to me.

And as always she appears from the ground in a fiery blaze.

*Horse Neighs*

"Lets go girl." I say to her as I hop on the saddle. Immediately she speeds off, faster than sound headed in one direction.

"To the north girl….far north."