9: First Mission

In the morning Number One, Two and Three Body Flickered at the Training Ground Three where they would meet their Jōnin instructor.

Two hours we've been here in the Training Ground for two whole ours and there was still no signs of our new Jōnin instructor.

Number One, Two and Three didn't complain since they were also busy doing their own business.

Number One was enjoying drinking his coffee, Number Two was sleeping and Number Three was meditating.

After 30 minutes later Number One felt a presence coming towards the training ground as he tidy himself up, seeing how Number One's actions Two and Three joined him and waited for their Jōnin Instructor.

"I'm sorry! I'm late as I was busy doing my research!"

A loud voice reach onto their ears and look up to see a long white-haired man, Number One's eyesocket almost fell as he was shock to see the Toad Sannin as their Jōnin Instructor, but nonetheless he fix his posture and introduce himself.

"I am Uchiha Number One, the grumpy one is Number Two and the messy hair is Number Three. You must be our Jōnin instructor."

"That's right! I am Jiraiya the Toad sage, and your new Jōnin instructor!"

I gave him my usual smile as I suddenly though of a crazy idea and said happily,

"I knew that Hokage-sama wouldn't let me down, an ordinary Jōnin doesn't deserve to teach the 3 genius of the Uchiha Clan."

Two and Three deadpanned and stared at each other and though of the same thing.

'What the fuck is he spouting?!'

"Of course, it would be such an honor for you, that you get to be the instructor

of the three geniuses of the Uchiha Clan."

Jiraiya awkwardly laugh before taking out two bells with a a red string that was tied to each other from his pocket.

"You guys may have passed the academy, but you still haven't passed my test."

Jiraiya paused for a bit expecting a confusion from the three Uchiha, but to his disappointment Number One had already told them to paitently wait for an explanation. Seeing them listening to him diligently he continued his explanation.

"And in order for you guys to pass my test and become a real Genin is to take these two bells from me. And the time limit is until lunch time."

'As expected, it is the bell test.'

"Then Jiraiya-san when can we start?"

"You're allowed to use real weapons against me. How about we start. . . Right. . . Now!"

With that three of them suppressed their Chakra and dispatch separately.

'Hmm, I'll admit that they're good at masking their Chakra.'

Jiraiya thought to himself before side stepping and saw a kunai before Jiraiya could even take a closer look at the kunai he crossed his arms as the kunai transformed into Number Three and bend his body backwards with his foot clashing with Jiraiya's arms.

Jiraiya pushed Number Three foot back as he distance himself and ducked his head to Number Two's suprise kick at his head, Number Three aimed his kunai at Jiraiya who turn into a log.

'Body Replacement Jutsu.'

Number Two and Three split up again to look for Jiraiya who was just somewhere on a tree.

'Their teamwork is great, now where's Number One.'

Jiraiya step back as Number One revealed himsel.

Number One aimed for an axe kick to which Jiraiya block with his arm, Number One didn't stop as he twisted his body in the air and deliver an another kick using his left leg at Jiraiya's temple who caught it and throw Number One on the ground.

Number One wave a hand seals which consist of snake, ram, monkey, boar, horse and tiger at a fast speed and spewed a a large fire ball towards Jiraiya as he said,

"Fire Style: Great FireBall Jutsu!"

Jiraiya widen his eyes in shock and thought,

'A kid like him shouldn't have enough chakra to perform a large fireball!'

Number One look around for Jiraiya as he couldn't spot him anywhere.

'He must have gone to those two.'

Number One assumed as he felt a hand in his leg having no time to react Jiraiya used his jutsu against Number One.

"Earth Style: Headhunter Jutsu!"

Jiraiya drags Number One underground leaving only his head above the surface. Jiraiya expected an annoyed face from Number one, but instead, he was greater greater a distinctive smile on Number One's face.

"Why are you smiling, when I just caught you?"

Number One closed his eyes not that Jiraiya could see his actions since his hair covered them.

"Hmm I wonder too, is it because I'm smart?"

Jiraiya at first didn't understood what he meant but only after Number One disappeared in a puff of smoke.

'Shadow Clone Jutsu! This is impossible, even some Jōnins doesn't have many chakra to make a Shadow Clone! Yet this kid!'

In the distance Number Three throws 5 shuriken at Jiraiya's direction and performed a hand seals.

"Shuriken Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

Jiraiya took out his kunai and repelled all of the upcoming shuriken towards him, as he was busy repelling the shuriken he didn't notice that he had step onto an explosive tags. Moments later the explosive tags explode.

But Jiraiya wasn't called the Toad Sannin for nothing as he immidiately Body Flickered far away.

"Hello there, Jiraiya-san."

Jiraiya turned around and saw Number One with a carefree attitude.

"Aren't you taking your time too much. It's almost afternoon."

Jiraiya said with a smirk after looking at the clock, however, Number One didn't panicked as he just gave him his usual smile.

Number One performed a hand seal to which Jiraiya recognized that it was a transformation jutsu, confuse to his actions he ask.

"How would transformation jutsu help you in this situation?"

Number One still didn't panicked as his usual smile were placed in his face.

"Ahh, shall I meet enemies, shall this jutsu might or might not help me. But if it is you, then I am sure that this would work."

Jiraiya was confuse until he widen his eyes as blood came out of his nose and he passed out.

'I really don't want to use this jutsu.'

Number One Thought to himself, the jutsu he had used was the protagonist original jutsu that he made all of his own.

"WHAT KIND OF A JUTSU IS THAT!!"

Number One ignored Siri's question as he took the bells from Jiraiya's pockets who was still daydreaming about a woman's naked body.

"Number Two and Three! Misson accomplished!"

After a few moments later Jiraiya woke up and after seeing the bell, he passed them and told them to explain how they did it as he look at Number Three.

"Don't look me you perv', I was just following my instinct." Number Three said while waving his hands and staring at him with disgusting eyes.

Jiraiya felt like crying after hearing the word perv, but then turned to Number Two who just shrugged and finally at Number One who was giving him a mysterious smile.

"Communication."

Jiraiya deadpanned helplessly as he couldn't get the answer he wanted. He that their first mission will be handed by the Hokage himself, and head out to report to his Sensei.

***

Hokage Office. . .

Jiraiya arrived at the Hokage Office as be greeted his former Sensei, who in return greeted him back.

"So tell me Jiraiya. . . How are your new students."

Jiraiya stared at his Sensei with his eyes twitching.

"Sensei, those Uchiha Genins are really troublesome. Number Three I don't know about him but I'm sure he has a sharp-tongue and Number Two who always has a scowl on his face! And what's with their name Number! And don't get me started with Number One he is arrogant like the rest of those Uchiha's!"

Sarutobi sweatdropped witnessing his former student cursing his new Genin Team.

"Ehem. . . Jiraiya you shouldn't assume Number One as the same as those Uchiha's."

Sarutobi stated as Jiraiya look at him asking to explain himself, to which he did so.

"Number One is a prodigy that even the previous prodigies generation couldn't compare to his keen intellect. And according to the report of the academy, he has an eccentric personality. Sometimes he would be arrogant then it was later revealed just so that his opponent would lose their cool. Sometimes he would find it amusing when one of his classmates are injured. But everyday it is shown that he would just give off a distinctive smile, that the academy instructors proclaimed it to be so unlucky."

Jiraiya's face paled as he thought about how troublesome it would be, being those Uchiha's Jōnin Instructor.

***

The next morning, the new Team Jiraiya head towards the Training Ground Three as they patiently wait for their new Sensei to arrive.

"Number One what do you think the mission will be."

Number One nonchalantly drank his coffee as he replied.

"It is probably just a house chore."

Number Two raised his left eyebrow as he asked.

"Explain yourself why would it probably be a house chore?"

"We're just fresh out Genins. Come on I've witness several beginner Genins doing what they call a misson which more like a chores."

Number Two didn't saw anything anymore.

After a while Jiraiya finally arrived.

Number Three covered his nose while looking at Jiraiya with disgusting eyes who was covered with thick women perfume.

"Ahh, sorry for being late you guys. . . You see I was busy with an important matter."

'Improtant matter.'

Number Three mimicked annoyingly.

"Now, let's go to the Hokage office and claim our first mission there."

"Misson my ass, more like chores."

Number Two muttered with a scowl on his face.

With a grin on his face, Jiraiya lead the three to the Hokage Office.

Sarutobi placed down his paperwork as he noticed the new Team Jiraiya.

"Ahh, Number One, Two and Three are you here for your first mission."

"Affirmative." Number One replied to which made Sarutobi smile.

"Okay your first mission is to clean the 9 Inuzuka's dog kennel-"

Sarutobi's sentence was cut off by Number One who spewed out his coffee directly towards Number Two who in return darken his scowl.

"I beg your pardon, but a dog kennels."

"Ehem. . . Yes a dog kennels."

Number One, Two and Three could tell that Jiraiya was holding his laugh, to which made them annoyed even more.

"How many dog kennels to be exact, Hokage-sama." Number One said slightly tilting his head.

"To be exact 6."

"We'll take the mission, old man!"

Jiraiya said grinning at his new Genin who was giving him a death glare.

'I shall not forget this humiliation!'

"HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH! YOU'RE GONNA BE CLEANING DOG SHIT!! HAHAHA!!"

What made it even worse for Number One was that Siri was laughing at him.

"SHUT IT!"

"Now, let's go to our mission!"

Number Two was very annoyed, first Number One at spewed him, second they will be cleaning some dog shit!

Oh, how Number Two could just wish that somebody would take over this mission.

Jiraiya grin widen even more after seeing his Genin expression. Jiraiya let them to the Inuzuka compound as they were greeted by an Inuzuka Chunin who respectfully addressed Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya-sama, welcome! Are you here for the mission?"

"Yes, that is correct!"

"If that's so then please enter. Thank you for kindly accepting this mission."

"Hohoho, it is nothing at all. Right guys!"

"Hn, nothing at all."

"Fucking nothing at all."

"There is no trouble at all."

Number Two, Three and One muttered sarcastically making Jiraiya laugh even more.

"Let's go you guys!"

Jiraiya dragged the three at the Inuzuka compound like he owned it. Being one of the major clans in Konoha, they owned a large district similar to that of the Uchiha Clan.

Inside there were 6 kennels line up to the side as Jiraiya watched his students suffering from the disgusting smell.

If Number One would have known this was the job, he would have brought his mask.

Jiraiya just you watch in the future I shall make you suffer!

Number One secretly cursed Jiraiya from his heart.