It's Time to D-D-D-Duel! 3
Jayr POV - Challenge Space - ???
Despite Nikita's surprised shout, I still calmly continue with my turn, "Since I discarded Ojamagic as a cost to activate Ojamatch, I can now activate its effect, which lets me add 1 each of "Ojama Green", "Ojama Yellow", and "Ojama Black" from my Deck to my hand."
After drawing the 3 cards, I continue, "After that, I summon Armed Dragon Thunder LV 3 in attack position" making a light orange and grey small spiked dragon with crackling electricity around its fist appear on the field.
Armed Dragon Thunder LV 3 - ATK 1200 / DEF 900
Then I continue, "And now, by sending 1 monster from my hand to the GY, in this case, Armed Dragon Thunder LV 5, and sending this card from the field to the GY, I activate its effect and Special Summon 1 Level 5 or lower "Armed Dragon" monster from my Deck"
Armed Dragon Thunder LV 3 on the field then starts to shine in a white light like a Pokemon and starts to grow bigger until it becomes a bigger more muscular dark grey and red dragon.
Armed Dragon Thunder LV 5 - ATK 2400 / DEF 1700
Without any intention of stopping, I continue, "Since I discarded Armed Dragon Thunder LV 5 to activate Armed Dragon Thunder LV 3 effect, I can now activate its own effect in the GY which lets me add 1 Level 5 or higher WIND Dragon monster from my Deck to my hand, and I chose Armed Dragon Thunder LV 7. Then like before, I discard Armed Dragon Thunder LV 7 to the GY to activate Armed Dragon Thunder LV 5 on the field effect, which Special Summon 1 Level 7 or lower "Armed Dragon" monster from my Deck."
Like before, Armed Dragon Thunder LV 5 on the field shines and evolves into a truly menacing dark red and black full-grown dragon whose whole body is crackling with electricity.
Armed Dragon Thunder LV 7 - ATK 2800 / DEF 1000
While, all this is happening, I notice that Nikita continues to have a calm expression on her face as if everything that is happening is still under her total control, but for now, I decide to ignore it and focus on my turn, "This isn't the end yet, as like before, the discarded Armed Dragon Thunder LV 7 in the GY can now activate its effect which lets me add 1 "Armed Dragon" card from my Deck to my hand, and I add Armed Dragon Thunder LV 3. Then I activate the effect of Armed Dragon Thunder LV 7 on the field, which like those before it, allows me to Special Summon 1 Level 10 or lower "Armed Dragon" monster from my hand or Deck after discarding one card in my hand, which is in this case Armed Dragon Thunder LV 3 whose effect let me draw 1 card when it is discarded as cost for a Dragon Monster effect."
Armed Dragon Thunder LV 7 starts to evolve to its final and strongest level, becoming a truly imposing and powerful dragon with a bunch of useful effects at the same time, looking at the card that I draw, I can't help but smirk.
Armed Dragon Thunder LV 10 - ATK 3000 / DEF 2000
But all of a sudden, Nikita declares, "Now that you have used your resources like that, I can activate Witchcrafter Haine's Quick Effect, with the simple cost of discarding 1 Spell, I can target 1 face-up card you control and destroy it, and of course, I chose Armed Dragon Thunder LV 10."
Under her command, Haine raises her staff and shoots a powerful magic beam at Armed Dragon Thunder LV 10 destroying it in one blow, leaving me with only Ojama Blue on the field, but this isn't a problem yet, as I have a backup plan, "I play the Spell Card Polymerization and using "Ojama Green", "Ojama Yellow", and "Ojama Black" in my hand as material, I Fusion Summon Ojama King in defense position and with him on the field, 3 of your field zones are sealed and can't be used."
A multicolored vortex appears on the field and from it, a huge, fat, and ugly white humanoid monster wearing only a crown and a floral red bikini brief appears on the field and starts to stare lewdly at Heine, and seeing that, I start to understand why they appeared on my list of usable cards, 'Could it be... because they are all lecherous and so very compatible with the ability that can't be named? No way... right... right!?'
Ojama King - ATK 0 / DEF 3000
While having that doubt in my mind, I conclude my turn "I set two face down cards and end my turn." making Nikita declare, "Wait, before you start the End Phase, I activate the Quick Spell Card Witchcrafter Unveiling which lets me Special Summon 1 "Witchcrafter" monster from my hand, in this case, Witchcrafter Genni which I summon in defense position."
Soon after that, a beautiful young woman with long blonde hair and green eyes hidden behind a pair of round glasses, and a rocking body with boobs big enough to rival Tio appear on the field, making all the Ojama look at her with a lustful expression as she backs away in fear.
Witchcrafter Genni - ATK 300 / DEF 500
Seeing this, Nikita comments, "Damn it, you better keep those perverts away from me." then as I start the End Phase once more, she declares, "Since it is the End Phase and I have at least 1 "Witchcrafter" monster on the field, I can activate the effects of both Witchcrafter Unveiling and Witchcrafter Holiday returning both of them to my hand."
At this point, I start to realize the danger of this deck, 'As long as she has a Witchcrafter on the field, and those spell cards in the hand, she will never run out of Spell cards needed for her monsters' effect with are all quick effects the most annoying type, and that is only what she has shown so far... Luckily if I can pull off my ace, I will be able to checkmate her.'
Meanwhile, Nikita starts her turn, "I draw. Then I activate Witchcrafter Haine's Quick Effect, discard 1 Spell as cost, and target 1 face-up card you control, in this case Ojama King and destroy it."
Once more, Haine raises her staff and shoots a powerful magic beam at Ojama King destroying it in one blow, leaving me with only Ojama Blue in attack position on the field on the field.
After that, Nikita continues, "Now that I got rid of that perverted monster, I activate Witchcrafter Genni's effect which lets me Tribute this card, then discard 1 Spell from my hand, in this case, Witchcarfter Holiday to Special Summon 1 "Witchcrafter" monster from my Deck, except "Witchcrafter Potterie", I special summon Witchcrafter Madame Verre in defense position."
And with that the busty glasses witch is gone, and in her place is a haughty loli with long cyan hair, at the same time, I notice that Ojama Blue is now particularly interested in the newcomer, and seeing that, I can't help but mutter in a low tone my exasperation, "Perfect, not only they are perverts, but they also have their own preferences and fetish, and it is clear that Ojama Blue is a lolicon..."
Witchcrafter Madame Verre - ATK 1000 / DEF 2800
Meanwhile, Nikita makes another play, "Now, I activate the Spell card Magicalized Fusion, and banish both Witchcrafter Potterie and Witchcrafter Genni from the GY to Fusion Summon Witchcrafter Vice-Madame in attack position."
And another Haine appears on the field, only this one is more dignified and is wearing a silver coat instead of her usual black one.
Witchcrafter Vice-Madame - ATK 2700 / DEF 2800
Then she starts the battle phase without any hesitation and declares, "Vice-Madame attack Ojama Blue."
With a snort, Vice-Madame snaps her fingers and Ojama Blue explodes giving me a damage of 2700 LP
Jayr - 5300
But despite the massive damage, I simply smile and say, "Since Ojama Blue was destroyed by battle and sent to the GY I can activate its effect which lets me add 2 Ojama Cards from my Deck to the hand."
But Nikita doesn't feel threatened by what I'm setting up, and continues, "Heine attack Jayr directly." making her monster attack me with her magic beam giving me another 2400 LP of damage.
Jayr - 2900
After that Nikita starts her End Phase, "Since it is the End Phase, I activate Witchcrafter Holiday and Witchcrafter Unveiling's effect that makes them return from the GY to my hand. At the same time, as a Spell is activated, I can also activate 1 effect of Witchcrafter Vice-Madame, one that lets me destroy 1 card on the field, and I target the set card on the left."
Vice-Madame snaps her fingers once more and this time, she destroys one of my set cards, seeing which one she has destroyed, I let out a sigh of relief, as it is the one meant to be destroyed, a card that I used as a decoy and that can be activated from the GY for a more useful effect.
Jayr - 2900
Nikita - 8000
It's my turn once more, and I start by drawing the card, then I say, "I activate the face-down Continuous Trap Card Ojama Pajama-" but just as I'm about to start with my turn, Nikita declares, "I activate Witchcrafter Haine's Quick Effect, discard 1 Spell as cost, and target Ojama Pajama to destroy it. After that, I activate Witchcrafter Vice-Madame's effect and use it to recover the spell card that was just discarded to the GY back into my hand."
And indeed, Haine once more destroys my card, leaving my field empty, but this doesn't stop me, because I have the secret weapon in my hand, or more specifically, a holy grail, but before I use that, I have to thin out my deck a little more and force her to use some more monster effects, and so, "I activate the Spell card Ojamassimilation. I can reveal 1 LIGHT Machine Fusion Monster from my Extra Deck, in this case, I reveal ABC-Dragon Buster, and banish any number of "Ojama" monsters from my hand, face-up field, and/or GY to Special Summon Fusion Materials with different names whose names are specifically listed on the card I revealed, from my hand, Deck, and/or GY, equal to the number of monsters banished to activate this effect. And I banish Ojama Green, Ojama Yellow, and Ojama Black, to Special Summon, A-Assault Core, B-Buster Drake, and C-Crush Wyvern."
Instantly three machines appear on the field, the first one is a scorpion-like orange tank, the second one is shaped like, well, a green drake with two big cannons on its back, and the third one is shaped like a purple wyvern armed with missile launchers.
A-Assault Core - ATK 1900 / DEF 200
B-Buster Drake - ATK 1500 / DEF 1800
C-Crush Wyvern - ATK 1200 / DEF 2000
As soon as they appear on the field, I hear Nikita exclaims, "Oh, shit..." making me smirk as I continue, "Now, I send A-Assault Core, B-Buster Drake, and C-Crush Wyvern to the GY to Link Summon the Link-3 monster Black Luster Soldier - Soldier of Chaos, then I banish A-Assault Core, B-Buster Drake, and C-Crush Wyvern from the GY to Fusion Summon ABC-Dragon Buster in attack position."
On the field, the three machine gets scrapped and in their place appears a cyan-skinned warrior with blue hair, wearing black and gold armor and armed with a sword and shield, then the pieces of the three machine monsters start to float and combine into one powerful machine.
Black Luster Soldier - Soldier of Chaos - ATK 3000
ABC-Dragon Buster - ATK 3000 / DEF 2800
After that, I point at Witchcrafter Madame Verre and say, "I discard 1 card from my hand to activate ABC-Dragon Buster's effe-" but Nikita quickly counters using an iconic pose and exclamation, "Objection! I activate Witchcrafter Madame Verre's effect by discarding 1 Spell card, which allows me to negate the effects of all face-up monsters you currently control, until the end of this turn. At the same time, since a spellcaster monster activated its effect, I can once again use Witchcrafter Vice-Madame's effect, this time to destroy Black Luster Soldier - Soldier of Chaos."
Under her counter, she not only stopped me from activating ABC-Dragon Buster's effect which would have banished 1 card on the field, but she also got rid of 3k beatstick making me once again look at the spectacle of my monster explode like fireworks because of her cards' effect, but what truly surprised me is how she interrupted me, so much that I can't help but ask, "Are you perhaps also a fan of the Phoenix Wright series?" making her simply smirk and reply, "Guilty as charged..."
After that, I start my Battle Phase and command, "ABC-Dragon Buster attack the defense position Witchcrafter Madame Verre" but again Nikita pulls off another surprise, "I activate Witchcrafter Golem Aruru's effect, which can only be activated when my opponent activates a card or effect that targets a Spellcaster monster(s) I control or targets it for an attack, I then can target 1 card you control, or 1 "Witchcrafter" Spell in my GY, Special Summon this card from my hand, and if I do, return that targeted card to the hand... And I target, ABC-Dragon Buster."
And so, a beautiful golem with long white hair and lilac eyes appears on the field with a smile on its face, then it points its staff at ABC-Dragon Buster which is instantly banished from the field with a magical pulse and returned to the Extra Deck.
Witchcrafter Golem Aruru - ATK 2800 / DEF 0
Seeing that, I can't help but click my tongue while thinking, 'This deck is truly good at interrupting the opponent or helping advance your game state... Luckily I was careful...'
Then with a smirk, I end the Battle Phase, and start the Main Phase 2 while muttering, "Let's get serious now...", quickly I play my secret weapon, "I play the Spell Card Pot of Greed whose effect is the most simple 3 beautiful words of this game: Draw 2 Cards."
As I draw 2 cards from my deck, I hear Nikita exclaim in shock, "What! You put the almighty Pot of Greed in this deck!?", seeing the two cards I just drew, my smirk grows wider as I copy DJ Khaled's catchphrase, "Another one! I again play the Spell Card Pot of Greed."
Seeing the two new cards in my hand I can't help but laugh again in Kaiba style then, I continue my play, "And now I play the Spell Card Graceful Charity, which lets me draw 3 cards then discard 2"
And it seems that my good luck doesn't end here, as after discarding 2 cards, both Ojama Blue, I once again copy DJ Khaled's catchphrase, "And another one! I play my third copy of Pot of Greed."
At this point, Nikita is almost catatonic as she mutters in shock, "Three Pot of Greed and one Graceful Charity..." but of course, I don't stop here, "Now, I activate the effect of Ojamatch in my GY, that, at the cost of banishing this card, lets me target and shuffle into the Deck 3 banished "Ojama" monster and then draw 1 card. After that, I activate the Spell card Ojamassimilation. I can reveal 1 LIGHT Machine Fusion Monster from my Extra Deck, in this case, I reveal XYZ-Dragon Cannon, and banish any number of "Ojama" monsters from my hand, face-up field, and/or GY to Special Summon Fusion Materials with different names whose names are specifically listed on the card I revealed, from my hand, Deck, and/or GY, equal to the number of monsters banished to activate this effect. And I banish the 3 Ojama Blue, to Special Summon, X-Head Cannon, Y-Dragon Head, and Z-Metal Tank, then I banish them to Fusion Summon XYZ-Dragon Cannon."
Soon the 3 other mechanical monsters appear on the field, a light yellow and purple torso with 2 cannons on its shoulder, a red mechanical dragon, and a yellow and green one-eyed tank, quickly after that, they combine into a single more powerful monster.
X-Head Cannon - ATK 1800 / DEF 1500
Y-Dragon Head - ATK 1500 / DEF 1600
Z-Metal Tank - ATK 1500 / DEF 1300
XYZ-Dragon Cannon - ATK 2800 / DEF 2600
Looking at the now slightly worried Nikita, my smile grows wider then I continue, " Now, I activate the effect of Ojamassimilation in my GY, that, at the cost of banishing this card, lets me target and shuffle into the Deck 3 banished "Ojama" monster and then draw 1 card. After that I activate my last Graceful Charity and draw 3 cards then I discard 2 of them."
Seeing, that 2 of the 3 cards I draw are particular monster cards, I mutter, "Perfection..." and quickly discard them, then I declare, "I activate another Ojamassimilation. I reveal 1 LIGHT Machine Fusion Monster from my Extra Deck, in this case, I reveal VW-Tiger Catapult, and banish the newly discarded Ojama Blue, and Ojama Greem in my GY to Special Summon the Fusion Materials V-Tiger Jet and W-Wing Catapult. Then I banish them to Fusion Summon VW-Tiger Catapult, and once again banish both XYZ-Dragon Cannon and VW-Tiger Catapult to Fusion Summon VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon!"
Two flying machines appear on the field, one has a tiger head and is yellow and green, while the other has a more common shape and is fully blue, the two combine into one machine, and then they further combine with the other monster on the field forming a giant multi-colored mecha.
V-Tiger Jet - ATK 1600 / DEF 1800
W-Wing Catapult - ATK 1300 / DEF 1500
VW-Tiger Catapult - ATK 2000 / DEF 2100
VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon - ATK 3000 / DEF 2800
After that, I point at Witchcrafter Madame Verre and say, "I activate VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon's effect that lets me target 1 card you control and banish it, I choose Witchcrafter Madame Verre."
And under my command, VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon unleashed its cannon at the loli witch obliterating her out of existence, but I didn't stop here, because it's time to pull out this Deck true ace, "Now, I banish both VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon and Armed Dragon Thunder LV 7 in my GY to Fusion Summon the ultimate mecha Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon."
With that, VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon separates into many pieces, at the same time, Armed Dragon Thunder LV 7 emerges once again and as soon as it appears, the mechanical parts quickly equip themselves onto the dragon forming the monster with one of the most dangerous effect I have ever seen.
Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon - ATK 3500 / DEF 3000
After summoning this monster, I prepare the last piece needed to settle my victory, "I set one card face down and end my turn."
Nikita looks at the field and comments impressed, "Not bad, I truly didn't expect you to be able to do all this using the Ojamas, but this will end now, like before the Witchcrafter Spell cards in my GY return to my hand and the same happens to Witchcrafter Golem Aruru. At the same time, I activate the last effect of Witchcrafter Vice-Madame, which lets me Special Summon 1 Level 6 or lower "Witchcrafter" monster from my hand or Deck, and I Special Summon Witchcrafter Pittore in defense position. After that, I draw."
Jayr - 2900
Nikita - 8000
Then just as she starts her Standby Phase, she makes her move, "Now that is the Standby Phase of my turn, I activate Witchcrafter Haine's Quick Effect, discard 1 Spell as cost, and target 1 face-up card you control, in this case Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon and destroy it."
But right as Witchcrafter Haine is about to raise her staff to release her deadly magic beam, I make my move, "Hold it! I activate the face down Continuous Trap card, Ojama Pajama! Its effect is as simple as it is effective, each time an "Armed Dragon" monster(s) and/or a LIGHT Machine Fusion Monster(s) I control would be destroyed by battle or card effect, it lets me banish 1 "Ojama" card from my hand, face-up field, or GY instead. And of course, I banish Ojamagic so Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon is now safe."
Then with a wider smile I add, "And more importantly, I can now activate Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon's Quick Effect. Once per turn, during my opponent's turn, I can banish 1 card from my Deck or Extra Deck, face-up then banish all cards you control and in your GY. Moreover, as long as this card is on the field, you cannot activate cards or effects with the same name as any banished card."
As soon as I activate the effect, Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon releases a mechanical roar as it unleashes all its arsenal all over Nikita's field, obliterating everything on the field and emptying her GY, leaving her with only 3 cards in her hand, and among them, one is Witchcrafter Holiday, which lets her Special Summon 1 monster from her GY, something useless as it is now empty, the other is Witchcrafter Golem Aruru, that while dangerous, the requirement for its activation depends on my actions, and lastly the card she just drew, but I think that I already took care of the most dangerous cards in her deck, and Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon is protected against any kind of destruction, sure there are other ways to get rid of it, but I also have ways to bring it back in case something happens.
While I was analyzing the situation, it seemed that Nikita wasn't lucky with her draw this time, as she simply set one card face down and ended her turn while muttering, "Just how unlucky can I get..."
Jayr - 2900
Nikita - 8000
And so I start a new turn by drawing a new card, then after a quick glance at the field, I start my play by declaring, "Last turn. I activate Ojama Pajama's effect which lets me add 1 "Ojama" card from my Deck to my hand, then discard 1 card. I add another Ojama Pajama, and then discard it to the GY activating another effect of Ojama Pajama that allows me to Special Summon as many of my banished "Ojama" monsters as possible, in this case, Ojama Blue and Ojama Greem which I summon in attack position"
Ojama Blue - ATK 0 / DEF 1000
Ojama Green - ATK 0 / DEF 1000
Then I continue, "Now, I banish Ojama Duo from my GY to Special Summon 2 "Ojama" monsters with different names from my Deck, and those are Ojama Yellow and Ojama Black both in attack position."
Ojama Yellow - ATK 0 / DEF 1000
Ojama Black - ATK 0 / DEF 1000
Seeing that, Nikita remembers something and mutters, "Don't tell me..." making me smile as I declare, "And since "Ojama Green", "Ojama Yellow", and "Ojama Black" are on the field, I can activate this Spell Card Ojama Delta Hurricane!! Which destroys all the cards on your field."
And indeed, the 3 Ojama held their hands and started to quickly spin in mid-air and produce a hurricane of energy that swept everything on Nikita's field, and seeing that the face-down card was the Trap Card Quaking Mirror Force, I let out a sigh of relief knowing that I was careful enough to get rid of it.
After cleaning the field, I prepare to deal the last blow, "I send Ojama Yellow, Ojama Green, and Ojama Black to the GY to Link Summon the Link-3 monster Ojama Emperor, and also activate its effect that lets me target 1 non-Link "Ojama" monster in my GY, and Special Summon it, and I target Ojama King which I summon in attack position."
The 3 pervert Ojama disappear and in their place, a huge, fat lilac humanoid monster wearing a white and gold coat and the usual floral red bikini brief lazily sitting on his throne appears on the field, then it raises its hand and the white Ojama King appears behind him.
Ojama Emperor - ATK 0
Ojama King - ATK 0 / DEF 3000
Then I do the final last touch, "And now, I activate the Field Spell Card Ojama Country, which has the effect that as long as I control an "Ojama" monster, the ATK and DEF on the field would be switched, moreover, with Ojama Country on the field, Ojama Emperor gains 3000 ATK points."
Indeed as our surroundings change to fit the Field Spell, the Ojama Emperor loses its lazy air and stands up from the throne looking at Nikita with a fierce and at the same time lewd expression.
Ojama Blue - ATK 1000 / DEF 0
Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon - ATK 3000 / DEF 3500
Ojama King - ATK 3000 / DEF 0
Ojama Emperor - ATK 3000
Then without losing any more time, I declare, "Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon, Ojama King, and Ojama Emperor! Attack and bring her LP to 0!"
The 3 monsters follow my order and attack Nikita one after the other without any mercy bringing her LP down to 0.
Jayr - 2900
Nikita - 0
And the next instant, Culture's joyful voice is heard as he declares, [The winner of the last duel and of this Champions Challenge with a score of 2 to 1 is Jayr Pucci, the Man of Culture! As the Winner, Jayr will grab the power of Nikita's Blessing to empower and evolve his own, meanwhile, Nikita will lose her Blessing together with the powers it granted, her Soulbound Territory, and the capacity to explore the Omniverse on her own.]