"This outrageous? Hey, hey! You're not crying 'stop thief' when you're the thief, are you? Did you do this?"
"Hehe! If I had done such a good thing, why would I use anonymity? I've been looking forward to being your leader."
"Hey! Dream on, buddy!
But you're right, if it wasn't you, then we really would be seeing ghosts..."
"I think, it's very likely that the whistleblower worried we wouldn't take it seriously, so they deliberately used our internal report style to make it obvious to us, right?
With this information, I could just sign my name and it would basically be ready to be submitted as an investigation report.
Don't say, that whistleblower, is definitely talented!
If they weren't anonymous, I'd be tempted to recruit them."
"Let's talk about hiring when we do it in the fall, we should figure out how to deal with this matter first."
"What to do? My daughter just got the DTP vaccine a couple of days ago, scared me into calling home to ask my wife.