(1st person POV)
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My name is Nakamura Akira. Or well, "was" would be better fitting. Now, I'm known as Hurtez! What happened? Isekai, that's what happened! In my previous boring life, I was just a normal, 32 year old overweight man who was obsessed with anime.
I never had a girlfriend, because all of those bitches that I ever tried to get close to were disgusted by me! I didn't have a job either. All of those bastards called me incompetent and useless just because my real talent hadn't blossomed till then! Because of that, I had to live with my parents.
Oh, but I wasn't depressed. Why would I be when I had everything I wanted?! I had my anime, my waifus, the body pillows of all of every big tittied waifus I wanted, and tons of figurines of those adorable lolis! Why would I be depressed, I was living my best life of not working and lazing around as much as I wanted!
Tsk, but my parents would always fucking complain. Telling me that my way of living wasn't right. That I should work hard to improve myself. To get a life, a job and a lover. They would call me disgusting and berate me because of my passion for anime! They would always argue with me just because I spent a little bit of their money to buy some figurines and hentai games!
So what if I spent around 90k yen (around $600) for every figurine?! I only buy limited editions! Do you have any idea how precious those are?! No, because they only knew how to make my life miserable!
Those fucking bastards only knew how to complain without considering my feelings! How was I supposed to progress if society didn't let me?! What if I don't want to change?! I'm perfect as I am! It's the society that is corrupt and doesn't accept me! Society should change, not me! The people should change their views, not me!
It was like the entire world had picked me to treat unfairly! Hell, you would expect that since I was treated like an "ugly bastard" despite being so handsome, just a little fat, that I would have a huge dick to turn bitches crazy with! But no! No, even god fucking treated me unfairly!
He had given me a little peckerwood that I couldn't even see thanks to my stomach! If I didn't focus on the mirror, I wouldn't even be able to see it because of my fat! So was it so difficult to at least expect my fucking parents to understand me?!
But no! No, they wouldn't listen! They would complain about every single shit! How I dressed, what I ate, how I didn't clean my room! Heck, they even complained about my showering schedule! I didn't need to shower, my natural body odor was fine as it was! I fucking hated them! So what if they provided me with food and money?! That was their jobs and roles as parents!
Tsk, my life was a fucking nightmare. Until that fateful day! I remember it like it was yesterday. It was night, and I was coming back from a concert of some popular k-pop girls. The way to my home was pretty empty, surprisingly. I had thought that was just a coincidence. That nobody that went to the concert lived in my area.
How foolish I was.
It wasn't a coincidence! It was because of fate! It was because I was chosen to be reincarnated by the mighty Truck-kun! I had realized only when I was groaning on the pavement as life left my body! Sure, it hurt like fuck, but it was completely worth it! Because the next thing I knew, was me waking up to a beautiful milf and a cute loli staring at me!
I was the chosen one, baby! I had been reincarnated! I had become the MC! And not just that, but to a little family in a peaceful village that was most suitable for me to hone my abilities to become an overpowered MC in the future! And because of this body's dad having died while hunting, I was the only man in this house! That meant my mom and big sister were mine for the taking!
And like any MC, I was obviously going to create a huge harem with all kinds of beautiful women of high social classes! And obviously, I had an overpowered Job that I awakened in this world when I had reached 6 years old and went through the awakening like every other kid, which was the best for my goal of making a harem and the benefits it could bring!
Rank-5 Corruptor! It was the power to corrupt others in any way I wanted as long as I was in contact with them long enough! At first, I was annoyed that I didn't get a power that made me strong as fuck, like a hero or a sage, but this Job was hella strong itself.
After all, nothing is as vulnerable and weak as someone's mind! Using this power, I could manipulate anybody's mind! Be it making them become extremely evil by manipulating the darkness of their hearts, or by literally turning them into my dumb slaves by making them stupid!
And not just that! Corruption of each person had multiple levels to it, from 1 to 5. And with each level, I could obtain more and more power from the corrupted person! That meant that if I corrupted strong people, I could also have their powers! Fuck being the hero or sage, all I need to do is make one join my harem and corrupt them just enough for me to also have their powers!
Hahahahaha, with this power, I could steal anybody's woman if I felt like it by making them hate each other and the lover loving me instead! Heck, I could even change their common sense like in those ecchi games! Hahahaha, I suffered so much in my previous life, but in this life, I'll definitely become the strongest there is! Riches, fame, bitches, they will all become mine! Hahahahahaha!
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So who... who the fuck is this fucking lizard, and why did it have to show up to ruin everything I have and shatter all of my hopes and dreams?!
(A/N: Well, was that a big fat nothing, or did you enjoy it somewhat at least since you can now anticipate what's going to happen? 🫤)
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(3rd person POV)
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"Hurtez, run away!" Leah screamed, trying to convince Hurtez, or Nakamura Akira in his previous life, to run away and save himself. She was a brunette with long hair, with a beautiful face and a pretty developed body for a girl barely out of her teens. She was one of the villagers Hurtez was born in, his neighbor, and the girl he had his eyes on for a very long time.
But Hurtez stood his ground in front of the orc. Shaking, but glaring :'Damn it, you fucking pig! If it was for hiding my actual power until I was strong enough to not be afraid of anything, I would have turned you into fresh pork already!'
Hurtez wasn't stupid. He knew that in these worlds, he had to follow the footsteps of other MCs and lay low while a kid. Otherwise, who knew what kind of force would kidnap and kill him so he wouldn't grow strong? Otherwise, with his Rank-5 Job, killing a simple orc would be nothing.
Just starting off at Lv 1 would already give him 5,000 Stats, and 5,000 more Stats with each Level. Yet the D-Class orc, even at the max Level of 75, would only have 2,250 Stats in total. Not even half when Hurtez had just awakened. Even if his Job was a Mental-type Job, just the Rank of his Job made him completely outclass a simple orc. So obviously, he could have easily gotten rid of a mere orc if not for Leah.
But unfortunately, he wasn't smart enough to utilize his Corruption Skill on Leah to make her either forget this incident or make her keep quiet about it. Even if his Job had been awakened for only 2 years, that was more than enough to change an ordinary girl that much. Especially since his Job was Rank-5.
So he just stood there shakily, no way in hell admitting that he was still afraid even if he knew his advantages. He pointed the dagger that Leah had brought for safety at the monster, trying to intimidate it, or at least make it look like an accident if he won when it attacked. "Hey, shitface!" But fortunately for him, thanks to a certain party, he could keep his secret for a bit longer.
If a few hours could be counted.
"Why don't you mess with someone your own size?!" Suddenly, a flash black and red appeared out of nowhere, and the orc's head was chopped right off without it even realizing it. It happened fast. So fast that the fat body simply stood in place for several seconds before finally falling down. As blood flowed from the body and the severed head, Hurtez turned to the new figure in shock. But his shock simply skyrocketed when he saw what he saw.
'Beautiful...' He had never experienced love at first sight. But if he knew anything about it, it was that it probably felt like what he was feeling. Looking at the tall, gorgeous girl with long black hair with a few strands of red like an obsidian waterfall, and a body that would put almost every woman to shame, he felt like his heart was going to beat out of his chest.
He couldn't be blamed, even someone who wasn't a disgusting pervert would be dumbstruck at Serenity's beauty. Especially when she was standing so heroically over the monstrous pig's corpse with her large black and red sword in hand.
"Are you two, alright?" The noirette said, turning to them. "U-uh, y-yeah... yes!" He stuttered, causing Serenity to frown :"Are you sure? No life threatening injuries?" Hurtez straightened up, face red :"N-no, ma'am! My f-friend is injured, but her life isn't in danger!"
"I see." Her expression eased as Natasha and Alistair walked over :"You sure took care of that quickly." Turning to them, the brunet's (male version of brunette) mouth went wide open in shock. He had thought that he already saw the most beautiful woman in the world just a second ago, but a woman even more gorgeous than the noirette showed up right away.
'Oooh, yes! Fuck yes! The time for the real goddesses to show up and become my bitches has finally come!' He exclaimed internally, grinning lewdly as perverted eyes lowered from her gorgeous face to her proud chest. But his smile faltered into a shocked face when he saw something actually sitting on her chest.
'Holy shit, is that a dragon?! An actual fucking dragon?!' His perverted grin returned :'Fuck yeah! Not only is she drop dead gorgeous, she even has a dragon to boot?! Hahahahaha, she's beautiful and badass! Wait, according to the usual plot in isekai, any pet in the protagonist's party is always a girl!
That means that dragon is also a candidate for my harem! And with how dragons are super pretty in human forms, I'm sure she will be as beautiful as that redhead! Or maybe even more beautiful with how badass dragons are in this world!
Hahahahaha, lady luck has finally paid attention to me! Eight years of patience hasn't gone to waste, it's finally time for the real plot and hentai to start! Hahahahaha, life is going to be so much better from now on! It's basically going to only get better!'
While the delusional boy was grinning pervertedly, making the girls worry if he had hit his head somewhere or frightened into insanity, Alistair's eyes were on something else. Something far more interesting.
[Appraisal Lv 3 (SS) [2/100]: Allows the users to see the Class and breed of monsters. (Lv 2:) Allows the users to see the number of times needed to use a Skill for it to Level up if they use it on themselves with their Status Screen. (Lv 3:) Shows the Level.]
[Lv 10 Human: Hurtez (Nakamura Akira)]
'Oh... oooh...' Slowly, he smiled sinisterly :'This gon be fun~.'