party party party

- A week after the last chapter -

We once again join our two crackheads inside their 2 story house that's bigger on the inside,

TIMELORD TECHNOLOGY AT ITS FINE- Wait no, MAGIC AT IT'S FINEST!

Inside the Kitchen/Magical Workshop we see the young Emiya prepare the space for cooking another feast, as is tradition when you have 2 people with Saber-like stomachs.

You don't cook a meal, you don't cook a small feast, YOU COOK A HALL OF FOOD WORTHY FOR VALHALLA.

Chibiusa:「I'm heading out now, be back later! 」She yelled while running out the front door,

Shirou:「Lunch is gonna be down in about 2 hours, be back before then k! 」She yelled back as Chibiusa headed out into town.

Chibiusa:「K! Be back in 2 hours, make sure there is chocolate this time! 」As she made it through the door a faint okay was heard.

- KUOH TOWN -

Rolling around the town on her skateboard with "Escape From the City: by Crush 40" playing in her earbuds, she waved at the citizens as they waved back. Watching her speed around on the skateboard both she and her sister worked for a couple of months to make the citizens all smile seeing her happy with her success filled their hearts with joy.

Grabbing a chocolate bar from one of the stands, the vendor can't be mad as her sister already paid for the week, she made her way to the park while watching the animals she wasn't paying attention to the road in front of her and ended up colliding with someone who also wasn't paying attention and didn't her our dear Chibi singing.

???&Chibiusa:「AHH! 」Both of their stuff flies's into the air, Chibiusa does a quick roll on the ground as her headset falls off and the music fades out slightly as she quickly grabs her board from the air setting it down on the ground while picking the luggage outta the air.

In the background watching as this goes on, a small Blonde-haired Blue Eyed girl is sitting on a branch dressed in a maid outfit, her eyes lock onto the smaller girl feeling the leaking mana and the Sacred gear signature that feels on par with a high-rank Gear.

Chibiusa:「Are you okay? 」After helping the Nun from the ground, looking at her height she feels sad but ignores it in favour of speaking.

???:「I'm so sorry! Are you hurt anywhere? Do you need healing? 」The frantic nun asked her questions in a rapid-fire way after apologizing.

Chibiusa:「It's quite alright, I'm fine do you need any help? I am after all a Friend of all! 」The unknown Nun was surprised to find another person speaking Italian and felt all the more grateful to god for bumping into her.

???:「Thank god someone can talk with me, he truly has blessed me. 」The pure bliss on her face was blinding to Chibiusa, only for her stomach to growl loudly as she blushed beat red in embarrassment.

Chibiusa:「Well since you're so hungry why don't you come with me, I'm just heading home to have lunch and there are usually leftovers! 」The kind tone Chibiusa gave to Aisa was heartwarming to her.

Aisa:「I am Aisa, and thanks for inviting me but I have to go to the church here in town I'm sure I could get some food there, I wouldn't want to be a burden on you and your family. 」

Chibiusa:「Well why don't you try this! 」She said as she comically stuffed a homemade chocolate ball into her mouth, and as the chocolate touched her tongue Aisa gained a look of complete bliss.

Aisa:「If heaven was a food, is this what it would taste like? 」

Chibiusa:「And my lunch is gonna be this tasty as well so why don't you come with me for lun- 」

- Abandoned Church: Time Unknown -

Chibiusa and Asia have been changed to the wall for a while and are just waking up, looking around Chibiusa found all 3 fallen angels in front of them and an altar in the middle of the room.

All 3 Fallen were on the other side of the room discussing when the smallest one noticed Chibiusa awake when they all stopped talking and turned to her.

Chibiusa:「You have 5 seconds to let us go. 」

Raynare:「Or what? What a small, insignificant, little, girl, Going to do that would worry any of us. So shut up and sit there looking pretty before we get annoyed and have to scar the pretty little face of yours. 」

Chibiusa:「You Underestimate my power, 5. 」

Kalawarner:「Really you are in magic suppressing cuffs, what can you do? 」

Chibiusa:「You'd be surprised, 4. 」

Dohnaseek:「Just leave her alone, we have to prepare the ritual to extract the sacred gears. 」

Chibiusa:「That's an interesting tidbit of information, 3. 」

Mittelt:「Can I please cut out her vocal cords? she's annoying! 」

Chibiusa:「Oooo, Real scary! Why don't you come say that to my face, tough girl. 2. 」

All there started ignoring her and working on the magic circles.

Chibiusa:「1. Congratulations you have surrendered your sanity, welcome to the 24-7 non-stop much-stop shack of annoying sounds. 」Clearing her throat she starts to sing

First, she sang Crazy frog, eliciting no response, followed by "Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise then swapping to Al's Albuquerque then onto his White and nerdy. She sang many songs and some of the most notable ones had been White and Nerdy, Weasel stomping day, Eat it, Fat, Virus alert, and Everything You Know Is Wrong and she was halfway through Santa went crazy before Raynare finally snapped and kicked her through a wall to knock her out.

This was a bad idea for them as this not only shattered the chains to the wall, it also damaged the magic suppression cuffs. Aisa who had woken up midway through and was enjoying her singing cried out in alarm for her new friend and started crying when she realized no normal human could survive that. Hearing the commotion all the exorcists inside come rushing to the fallen angels.

Only to hear chuckling coming from the area Chibiusa landed before they could yell at Aisa to shut up or reprimand Raynare, saw a flash of pink light before a hand raised out of the rubble.

Getting out of the rubble all of them turned towards her as she was in her magical girl form,

Chibiusa:「Moon Prism Power MAKE UP! 」Chibiusa twirled in place changing into a magical girl, her wings and halo completely visible.

Chibiusa:「It only took 3 hours to break you, New Record congratulations! 」

Raynare:「WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!? 」Mittelt by her side turned to the other two with wide eyes,

Mittelt:「LOOK AT HER AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD SHE'S BOTH ANGEL AND FALLEN! 」

Chibiusa:「He made me in His own image! BTW did you know god was a magical girl, I didn't! 」Aisa was stunned not knowing what a magical girl is but hearing an angel say god was a magical Girl and being one of the most devoted followers of God, God's entire arm changed into a Magical Girl.

And in the void with god, you can see him yelling "GOD DAMN THAT LITTLE SHIT!" in anger at being trolled back.

Raynare:「IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KINDA POWER UP YOU GET YOUR STILL JUST A NORMAL HUMAN! THOSE WINGS AND HALO ARE JUST A PART OF THE COSTUME! 」In response, Chibiusa laughs before telling her a crucial thing.

Chibiusa:「You see, 'Girlie,' you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing, you didn't account for: my magic is bigger than yours! Funny thing, really. Get to a high enough reserve and you're basically untouchable, and you see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause, she's right here! And she's fresh out of mercy! 」Her magical energy blasting out into the world admired them again but it too soon melded with the world becoming undetectable.

Aisa seeing her friend fine passes out from the exhaustion of her already tired body, while Chibiusa slowly walks forwards ready to unleash a world of hurt onto the enemies as one of the exorcists whimpers in the background.

All the Exorcists raise their holy guns at her,

Chibiusa:「Hey guys! How's your health care plan? 」They all start opening fire,

Chibiusa:「APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT! 」She yells as she pulls out a modified copy of "Hellsing ARMS Casull" and "Hellsing Combat Pistol 'Jackal'"

The "454 Casull Magnum" ammunition was created by magical energy from inside the gun copying the tracing of Shirou as a magical Circle, the bullets themselves were no longer infused with just holy energy but could be changed to fit the situation.

The Jackal's huge 13mm hollow point bullet, armour-piercing, modified for the same situation changing the magical circle. As long as the User can supply mana to the guns, they will never run out of ammunition.

The pure amount of mana coming off Chibiusa and her weapons was fighting to the Fallen as they took a step back,

Mittelt:「SHE CAN'T BE HUMAN! 」They yelled when they heard a deep chuckling behind them before a deep roar was unleashed.

Shirou:「▂▂▃▃▄▄▅▅! 」

Mittelt turned around to see a tall long auburn-haired girl about 6ft wearing a woman's cut black suit and trench coat, with the same guns as those in the hands of the tiny magical girl, pointed at her head.

Before Shirou could do anything Dohnaseek had chopped her head off with a light spear, the smile on her face still there as the light faded from her eyes. Hearing the body hit the floor Chibiusa stopped for a second looked around and asked.

Chibiusa:「Hey! Where's miss trench coat? 」The confusion was clear in her voice.

Dohnaseek:「I killed her! 」The sadistic glee in his voice rang out clearly for her to hear.

Chibiusa:「Killed her?」The slight tumble in her voice the fallen mistook for fear had them smiling in glee thinking they would have a chance against her while she was shaken.

Dohnaseek:「I cut off her bloody head! 」When she started chuckling, they were further confused, and further scared as she said the next best thing to strike fear in their hearts.

Chibiusa:「 Oh. Well, that's step one. What about two through ten?! 」She said In the most casual tone possible as if talking about the weather, with the same sadistic glee as Dohnaseek had in his voice.

Shirou:「You done goofed. 」The sinister grin on her face was worthy of Abridged Alucard himself, guns pointed at Dohnaseek and Mittelt.

Mittelt:「How did you appear behind me. 」She questioned as she started to piss herself from fear, as tears started to come out of her eyes, the whimpers were Quiet yet hearable to those near.

Shirou:「Fuck you, that's how. 」Shirous fingers squeezed the trigger slowly, before just rigging on the trigger converting Mittelt's body to Swiss cheese, and Dohnaseek lost an arm and a leg to the explosive power of the Klee-like bullets.

- OMAKE TIME -

In the realm of death, lady death from the marvel universe had a soul appear from another world she had to take as a part-time gig because she needed a favour from the God of HSDXD's world.

Their own death was a super manly man, and god wanted death to judge a single soul for him, and what she got she didn't like at all.

Her thoughts on this bo- no THIS MONSTER'S SOUL, was that he should be subjected to the deepest depths of hell never to be reincarnated and never to forget his deeds to be eternally punished for them, and then for his final punishment before it starts all over again he will reincarnate to Boku no Pico as a femboi and then once he has been fucked to death shall repeat the cycle all over that was the verdict she gave.

Meanwhile with the soul AKA Issei

His gaze locked upon the woman in front of him, her sheer beauty couldn't have anything compared to her. Until he was quickly sent away back to his body, only to be shown the life he could have had if the Emiya siblings didn't exist while taking his body back. He didn't care about any other women now, he was enamoured by the lady he saw after this death and wanted to be with her, at all costs.