GoGo

Come here folks, let me tell you a wondrous story about a bizarre world. 
A world with two moons and three suns.
A world where death is never the end and birth is just the beginning of misery.
A world filled with stories of love, war, and betrayal.
A world where the gods are bored of the mundane as much as you.
And then there is I, the maestro of this bizarre world that exists solely to entertain you.
So follow me and enjoy the misery as much as I do.
*****
A mentally ill man who only finds the meaning of life in twisted entertainment stumbles upon the supernatural world. A world full of chaos, and entities that can cause one to go mad. But what if you are mad to begin with.
Let’s watch our Jester as he crafts entire plays to entertain an audience that only exists in his head.

#delusional-protag #evil-protag #mischivious-protag #tragedy #multiple-povs #curses #horror #lovecraftian #hidden-world #narrator #magic #infinity-novel

The God of Jesters

The fool said it might work. Which made me smile.

Their tactics were simple as tactics can be, the two apprentice Knights tried their best to keep me in check, while the flintlock-wielding fools tried their best to reload and shoot me dead. So slow, so simple.

If not for the curse of lethargy and the curse of slowing impeding my movements, I would have long mauled them to death.

'Fight, fighting under unfavorable conditions, it's a great test for me to see if the year of practice has bode any good results or not.

I increased the transformation over my body, turning my fingers and feet into hoof shapes, but still standing on two feet. This helped me to fatten up my muscles making it harder for the bullets to harm me.

Next was the issue with speed and lack of forming momentum to cause any real harm. But no issue there, as it was relative to begin with.

I was still an adept facing an apprentice, why should I worry about them?

6.09.2 Screams of a pig