Chapter 18 Funny Guy Two

"Call me Hei Ya, the name doesn't matter. If you need my help in the future, just say it." The girl stretched out her hand.

   Chu Jungui held her hand, facing such a sincere girl, he didn't know what to say for a while. When the heavy machine gun smashed down, he didn't keep his hand much, so now he can't bear to use tactics to deceive her.

   Hei Ya suddenly burst out laughing, and then burst out laughing. "What's wrong?" The people around came over.

   Hei Ya raised Chu Jungui's hand to a high place and said, "Look, Xiao Jungui can't even take advantage of it!"

  Chu Jungui's hand always remained as if it had just been stretched out, and he didn't hold her hand at all. So instead of saying that they were shaking hands, it would be better to say that Hei Ya was holding him.

   "So shy!"

   "So cute!" The waitress in the bar also booed.

  Chu Jungui looked confused and didn't understand what happened.

   "Maybe you're not good-looking enough..." Someone said something like a dead end.

  The black girl didn't reply, her voice was as cold as a cold wind, "Li Bin! If you can survive the end of the year, I'll come back to fight you!"

  Li Bin didn't want to show weakness at first, but suddenly thought of the great catastrophe at the end of the year, he let out a long sigh, sat down slumped, and drank a lot of wine.

   Hei Ya stared at Chu Jungui and asked seriously, "Do you think I'm good-looking?"

  Chu Jungui instinctively felt that this is a very serious question, and if the answer is not good, the consequences will be very serious. He looked at Hei Ya seriously, quickly searched the data in the teenager's memory, and analyzed and compared them. After about a second, there were three preliminary comparison results. Three are celebrities, one of them is a man, a senior official of the Star Alliance, the other two are female reporters, and the other is a female singer. In this place, the two intelligent functional modules of Chu Jungui diverged. In terms of appearance matching, his smart modules are the highest in the Star Alliance and the lowest in singers. The numbers are there, undisputed. But in the answer, the result given by the logical judgment part is a high-ranking official of the Covenant; while the tactical deception is activated again, and the answer given is a singer.

   Based on the experience of the past two days, Chu Jungui chose tactical deception. "I'm face-blind, and I don't really know what is good-looking and what is not good-looking. However, I think you are like a person."

   Hei Ya asked: "Who am I like?"

  Chu Jungui said, "Ariana."

Hei Ya's expression changed instantly, and her speech suddenly became less fluent, "Ah, so, how could it be, I never knew..."

  Qin Yi looked at Hei Ya and suddenly said: "Don't say it, it's really similar! If Jun Gui didn't say it, I didn't even notice it."

   "That's right. But she's from the Federation. Do you have federal blood, Hei Ya?" In the end, Hei Ya really didn't know how to express her complicated emotions, so she could only drink three glasses in a row to calm her down.

   After a while, Qin Yicai pointed to another girl and said, "Fang Yu, this year's second rich. She wanted to fight for you just now, haha!"

  Chu Jungui of course has an impression of Fang Yu, not only in the restaurant, but also in the survival battlefield. This is the girl who made him feel a little troublesome, and finally knocked her down by breaking a tree and headshot.

  Fang Yu stretched out his hand and said, "Find me for money."

  Chu Jungui's hand froze for a while, but he still stretched it out and said dumbly, "Okay."

   "There is this one in the end..." Qin Yi didn't need to raise his hand, Chu Jungui knew that he must be an acquaintance again. Qin Yi pointed to a fair and gentle guy with a pair of golden glasses, and said, "Achen, you are the richest man in this session. Don't look at his gentle looks, he is actually a very sinister guy. You will survive in the future. Be careful on the battlefield, this guy is best at lying still and sneaking sneak attacks."

  Chu Jungui was naturally impressed by this slightly rounded guy, and was almost ambushed by him. Of course, the shot that Chu Jun returned to the back of his neck would probably make him reminisce for a long time.

   "These guys are all thorns, and I can't do anything about them." Qin Yi said with a smile.

   Here, it's all introduced. Chu Jungui understands that those who can drink with Qin Yi must have their own abilities, not just the same smell. Looking at the table full of thorns, Chu Jungui smiled a little unnaturally. At that time in the forest, how could he think so much, it was all about hitting where he was going, and when he encountered an enemy blocking his way, he would easily eliminate it. Who knew that the guys who were in a coma in various positions at the time were all gathered on the table today. What a coincidence.

  Fang Yu suddenly smiled and said, "Look, you scared Xiaojungui! He smiled so reluctantly. Come, sit with my sister, if you are short of money..."

   "You stole my lines again." Achen interrupted her.

  Fang Yu said: "Why, you can't take care of so many girlfriends, and you still want to grab a man from me?"

Achen took off his glasses, wiped them slowly, put them on, and said, "change your taste, can't you?"

  Chu Jun returned to sit still, suddenly countless fists and footprints appeared in his vision, and there was a table, covering most of the people. The table in front of him was strong and heavy, and if he slammed it down hard, he could probably knock most of the thorns into a coma. Quietly, Chu Jungui put a mark on the heads of Achen and Fang Yu respectively. In addition, he felt the need to download a higher version of human anatomy to know where to hit the shock the most painful and long-lasting.

   Qin Yi introduced that after the return of Chu Jun, the core link is drinking. Except for Qin Yi and Chu Jungui, in fact, everyone on the table had an extremely poor experience in this survival battle. They all died before they were successful, and they didn't even know who made the move, so they were all depressed. , all the grievances were vented on the wine.

   So the old love should be drunk, the grudges of yesterday should be drunk, the congenial spirits should be drunk, and the old grievances should be drunk. After drinking it, it doesn't matter what the purpose is, as long as there is someone next to you and there is wine in the glass, you can drink it. If you can't find anyone, then drink with yourself. One by one, the wine bottles were emptying faster and faster.

  I don't know how long I have been drinking, and finally it's time to drink up. Qin Yi was still able to support the table and stand up, that is, a little swaying, his eyes blurred. Most of the others also showed extraordinary drinking capacity, and most of them were able to move. The only two people who fell unconscious were Achen and Fang Yu. The richest man and the richest man do not seem to have an advantage in the wine field. Chu Jungui was still able to walk, but he just had to hold on to the wall. A few thorns who could still walk, all looked at him differently. At least after the first battle, Chu Jungui has been recognized by them in terms of alcohol consumption.

   As for the survival battlefield...

  Chu Jungui feels that most of them are actually pretty good, and as long as they don't hit the muzzle of his gun in the future, it's better to let them go. Returning to the residence, Chu Jungui drank a large glass of water, and the alcohol on his body quickly dissipated. As an experimental subject, he has a super strong stomach, super strong liver, and super strong kidney. The result is that those high-level spirits are similar to refreshing and elegant draft beer in his mouth. Even if it is not an experimental subject, there are really not many people who can be put down by a bottle of draft beer.

After   Chu Jungui woke up, he sat in front of the workbench, activated his personal terminal, and the wall in front of him became a screen. He put his hand on the screen, verified his identity, and began to browse the information to make up for the lack of common sense of the entire era.

   As an experimental subject, Chu Jungui didn't need to know any common sense at all in the past, just temporarily load it when there is a need for testing. In order to avoid disturbing the test results, after each test, unnecessary data residues will be cleaned and eliminated. Therefore, his awareness of the times and the environment he is in is completely blank.

   The memory that Dr.    later fused to him was also quite limited about the outside world. From the time he can remember, that young man has lived in a space base most of the time, and his emotions are simple and fiery. Most of the teenager's knowledge of the outside world comes from Star Alliance news, not from personal experience. Sitting in front of the terminal, Chu Jungui quickly browsed the data target, and finally chose a brief history of mankind.

   Before opening the file, he glanced at the system time, and it showed that it was July 29, 3443 AD. Entering the interstellar era, human beings still continue the era habit of the parent star era, with AD as the origin of the era. The original human beings, after choosing the brain instead of fangs and fangs as the main evolutionary direction, experienced tens of thousands of years of evolution, and finally became the overlord on the mother planet, creating a large number of civilizations. From the birth of the first tool, to the first time it left the parent star and stepped into space, it took mankind a full 10,000 years.

  Although 10,000 years is just a short moment for the universe, and the lifespan of stars is tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of years as a unit, but human life is only a short hundred years, and 10,000 years is too long.

   Since entering space, the civilization of the parent star has entered a stage of explosive development. At that time, many people were predicting that in fifty or even thirty years, humans could enter a new stage of space habitation, and even immigrating to other planets was no longer a fantasy. This optimism peaked when humanity first set foot on its parent moon, the moon.

   Interestingly, the counterpart of optimism is the rise of various doomsday and pessimistic rhetoric. Many prophets believe that before the arrival of the new millennium, mankind will run out of oil, food, air, water, and all other conceivable resources. At that time, the new millennium was less than fifty years away.

  Various doomsday prophecies come and go, and they never disappear. Human beings have been advancing at the established pace. Until the new millennium, oil is still very rich, and coal is regarded as a polluting energy source and is despised. The population has been growing, long past the limit predicted by eschatological scholars, but the food has also become more abundant.

   Humans gradually discovered that the carrying capacity of nature is much higher than imagined. But there are still some people who stubbornly refuse to admit this, and continue to preach the fragility of the natural ecology, as if as long as human beings take a small step, the mother planet will collapse immediately.

   In fact, humans, at least the humans at that time, were really not as important to the mother planet as they thought. If human beings go too far, it is not the home planet that will collapse, but itself. On the surface of the parent star, a new batch of creatures will continue to multiply.

  Humans always think of themselves as more important than reality, just like when looking in the mirror, the self in the eyes will subconsciously beautify 30%.

  The times are still developing, and so are human beings. It's just that the time when human beings really stepped into the journey of the Star Sea was much later than predicted. It was not until 300 years later that the first pioneers really left the star system and embarked on a journey to explore deep space.