I'm a loser that writes for a living.

Now that I'm about to kill myself, I can proudly admit that fact.
I was born a loser and now I'm gonna die a loser

So, with much vigor, I decided to jump off a bridge. But when the moment came I got cold feet and decided to not kill myself.

But I still died.....

Turns out being drunk and standing on a very thin railing was not that safe and the fact that I don't know how to swim wasn't helping.

Mission failed successfully, I suppose.

But what's this?
Why are my arms so tiny?
Why can't I stand up?
I have turned into a baby!

Literally.

WAIT.
Why is this world so strangely familiar?

Isn't this world based on a novel I wrote long ago...

I reincarnated as a baby in my novel's world !??

'' Sigh...''

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

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Deranged Writer's Afterword

Seduction was not an area that I had much experience in so I wasn't that sure...but it's either that or Laurine Gem might be crazy...or trying to trick me... 


" You've been a naughty boy...", she says in a sultry voice. 


I stare at her awkwardly because I have no idea what's happening.... 


We stay like that for a good amount of time, but out of nowhere suddenly Laurine starts laughing, 


" Hahhahahah....your expression is priceless..." 


Laurine buttons up her shirt properly and goes back to take her seat. 


Seeing that I wasn't saying anything. Laurine says, 


" Well....I suppose...I owe you an explanation..." 


Laurine appeared a little more serious now...but I realize that was just my imagination as she starts cracking up yet again. 


I'm getting tired of this...to be honest.... 


The Test (1)