I'm a loser that writes for a living.

Now that I'm about to kill myself, I can proudly admit that fact.
I was born a loser and now I'm gonna die a loser

So, with much vigor, I decided to jump off a bridge. But when the moment came I got cold feet and decided to not kill myself.

But I still died.....

Turns out being drunk and standing on a very thin railing was not that safe and the fact that I don't know how to swim wasn't helping.

Mission failed successfully, I suppose.

But what's this?
Why are my arms so tiny?
Why can't I stand up?
I have turned into a baby!

Literally.

WAIT.
Why is this world so strangely familiar?

Isn't this world based on a novel I wrote long ago...

I reincarnated as a baby in my novel's world !??

'' Sigh...''

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

[ Disclaimer: I don't own the cover. If the owners want me to take it down, please dm me on Instagram.]
My username is carrot_dude12345

Deranged Writer's Afterword

" The nosebleed was induced due to stress and strain, with a little rest she'll be back to tip top condition.", the doctor says offering a toffee to Tania. 


Instead of accepting the toffee, Tania lets out a little 'hmph' and turns her head around. 


The last time I saw her, she was sweet and adorable child. 


Out of nowhere, Tania fainted during lunch. Seeing the nosebleed I had already guessed it would be something stress related....but Tania's freaking royalty...what in the world does she have to stress about ? 


Moreover, the way she fainted was....hilarious, her little head fell right into the soup. I might have laughed a little....it's a good thing that Belial and Victoria were too busy panicking to notice me. 


Am I a terrible person to find a ten year old fainting funny ? 


" I'm so glad you're all right.", Victoria said pushing the poor doctor away and embracing her daughter. 


FIVE MONTHS (3)