I'm a loser that writes for a living.

Now that I'm about to kill myself, I can proudly admit that fact.
I was born a loser and now I'm gonna die a loser

So, with much vigor, I decided to jump off a bridge. But when the moment came I got cold feet and decided to not kill myself.

But I still died.....

Turns out being drunk and standing on a very thin railing was not that safe and the fact that I don't know how to swim wasn't helping.

Mission failed successfully, I suppose.

But what's this?
Why are my arms so tiny?
Why can't I stand up?
I have turned into a baby!

Literally.

WAIT.
Why is this world so strangely familiar?

Isn't this world based on a novel I wrote long ago...

I reincarnated as a baby in my novel's world !??

'' Sigh...''

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

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Deranged Writer's Afterword

I wake up to find myself leaning on Adam's shoulder. 


I've been awake for a long time...but I can't seem to move....this is so embarrassing. 


First I act like a crazy person and then fall asleep on Adam.....speaking about him, he hasn't moved either. 


I peep on him and find him.....sleeping. 


Since Adam was asleep, I open my eyes and look around. 


The sun was slowly rising up....did I just sleep the entire night on a bench and that too....this close to him ? 


I seriously need to get out of here....without waking him up, if people see us like this they're going to get the wrong idea. 


Just as I was about to make a run for it.....I notice a strand of his hair that had gotten misplaced right in middle of his face. 


I unknowingly pick the strand and push it back to it's rightful place. 


' Cold.....', I thought feeling Adam's skin. 


Dun-Dun Sur-Sur