I'm a loser that writes for a living.

Now that I'm about to kill myself, I can proudly admit that fact.
I was born a loser and now I'm gonna die a loser

So, with much vigor, I decided to jump off a bridge. But when the moment came I got cold feet and decided to not kill myself.

But I still died.....

Turns out being drunk and standing on a very thin railing was not that safe and the fact that I don't know how to swim wasn't helping.

Mission failed successfully, I suppose.

But what's this?
Why are my arms so tiny?
Why can't I stand up?
I have turned into a baby!

Literally.

WAIT.
Why is this world so strangely familiar?

Isn't this world based on a novel I wrote long ago...

I reincarnated as a baby in my novel's world !??

'' Sigh...''

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

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My username is carrot_dude12345

Deranged Writer's Afterword

The atmosphere surrounding the Asher household was grim. 


Gloria Asher, Jennifer's mother had gone into her room after being informed that her husband had gone missing and she hadn't come out till now. Jennifer was very worried about her mother, she tried to bring her out countless times but her efforts were to no avail since her mother refused to come out. 


" Here you go...", Jennifer said placing a plate filled with store-bought food in front of her brother. 


Jennifer prayed that her mother would come out soon....but she was more worried about her brother. Jennifer knew very well that he wasn't as mentally strong as her mother and her, but all she could do for now was be there for him. 


Jennifer hadn't accepted her father's disappearance, she kept thinking that he would come back soon but now she knew better. There was something unusual about her father's disappearance but right now her family was more important. 


Karmic Retribution