I'm a loser that writes for a living.

Now that I'm about to kill myself, I can proudly admit that fact.
I was born a loser and now I'm gonna die a loser

So, with much vigor, I decided to jump off a bridge. But when the moment came I got cold feet and decided to not kill myself.

But I still died.....

Turns out being drunk and standing on a very thin railing was not that safe and the fact that I don't know how to swim wasn't helping.

Mission failed successfully, I suppose.

But what's this?
Why are my arms so tiny?
Why can't I stand up?
I have turned into a baby!

Literally.

WAIT.
Why is this world so strangely familiar?

Isn't this world based on a novel I wrote long ago...

I reincarnated as a baby in my novel's world !??

'' Sigh...''

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

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Deranged Writer's Afterword

I look at the family that I had left behind with a strange sense of nostalgia. 


The three continued to watch the stupid tv program without paying any attention to us...this is probably a hallucination or dream of some kind. 


Wait....is this what people call...your life flashing before your eyes? 


[ To remind you...what exactly you are.] 


She had a loving husband and the most beautiful son in the world. 


Hearing her husband and son laughing heartily put a warm smile on her face. 


Claire hoped that they would always be this.....but reality is often disappointing. 


Tom Sinclair immediately switches light that they put on, he didn't bother turning the television off as they were watching the show with no volume. 


Adam Creed (2)