I'm a loser that writes for a living.

Now that I'm about to kill myself, I can proudly admit that fact.
I was born a loser and now I'm gonna die a loser

So, with much vigor, I decided to jump off a bridge. But when the moment came I got cold feet and decided to not kill myself.

But I still died.....

Turns out being drunk and standing on a very thin railing was not that safe and the fact that I don't know how to swim wasn't helping.

Mission failed successfully, I suppose.

But what's this?
Why are my arms so tiny?
Why can't I stand up?
I have turned into a baby!

Literally.

WAIT.
Why is this world so strangely familiar?

Isn't this world based on a novel I wrote long ago...

I reincarnated as a baby in my novel's world !??

'' Sigh...''

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

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Deranged Writer's Afterword

" WE HAVE TO GO INSIDE NOW !", Lecia screamed at Liam Wood, who blocked her way. 


" I'm sorry but we can't enter until the test is officially over.", Liam said, stone-faced. 


" My brother is in danger.....please j-just let me pass through.", Lecia pleaded falling on her knees. 


" Please wait for five more minutes.....I can't do anything to help you since that would be against the contract that you signed...Lecia Creed." 


Max helped Lecia up and glared at Liam. 


" You're gonna move now.....or else.", Max took out a sword from his sub-space. 


"...You shall not pass.", Liam said glaring right back at him. 


Katherine, Emilia, Eric, and even Bob took out their weapon...ready to break through Liam by force. 


Just when the tension was at its peak, a lone voice reverberated throughout the forest. 


" Miss Domino...you can't-- don't you remember the rules ?", Liam said, sweating feeling the pressure exerted by Dina. 


Death's Footsteps