What A funny joke

after resting my ass off. following the team trail, but in the middle of walk , i stumble a fucking tank. great, i check the inside and any damage in this tank.

no damage or any broken mechanism, sheeesssh.

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{I'm literally inside a tank}

Bring the tank to hangar (0/1)

>Reward<

1x Container of Special steel

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great maybe i can use the steel for my shoulder turret.

so i searching ammo for now, and found only 3 . well that.s enough.

i carried this Behemot with my back, shit not so heavy but the balance make me trip. shit.

i just carried this bad boy in top of concrete . look what i found, Gerard and The half soldier fight twin zombie girl. big ass zombie girl. those titties jiggle and booty also jiggle, what a nice view.

"Mission Complete"

Great. now lets help them. i go in , and reload this bad boy.

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{Brandy and Ivory , Daughter of Creator the Virus.}

<>Kill them<>

Finish them off with tank ammo (0/2)

<>Subdue them<>

Defeat them without breaking a sweat (0/2)

Make whole team survive (7/7)

<>Requirement<>

Show the twins you're the perfection (0/2)

<>Reward<>

2x Cure Mutation injection

<>Reward<>

2x Special Weapon Boss

>Reward<

1x Quick summary the twins

2x Sleeping bag

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well shit , another optional requirement and optional new reward, good. choose the cure then.

i shot them both and they stagger, i shot them again but the ebony first then the blonde.

they fall, and i just laugh my ass off.

"Die,Die,wooooooo" My male fantasy riding this bad boy killing mutated zombie boss, so satisfying.

when i partying in my baby, my tank got lift up and slammed to the ground. my baby exploded.

"Noooooooooo"I scream in debris of my baby.

i stand up and glared the twins.

i jump to the ebony and pin her down , breaking her gauntlet and stomp her head.

the blonde dash at me, i broke her twin sword with bare hand. Punch her guts and slammed her head to concrete.

i lift their head, and slam them together in their face.

they stagger and i grab they leg and spin them. then slam their body to concrete up and front just like hulk finishing off Loki.

then throw them both in the empty garage.

"Because of twin bitch, my baby boy is gone. now i'm going to be misogynistic toward them" i just clean up my burn clothes and approach the twins.

"Mission Complete"

"Don't shot them, I'm not done with this twins" They nod and i just squat in front of the twin.

i looked at them who is half fainted. for modified zombie girl, they quite durable. neat.

i inject them with cure mutation, but when i done. they scream and become normal human but. i just stare them. the height was different . just like 5'11 guy meet 6'0 girl. they quite tall. now they fainted, so i put them in sleeping bag , carry them to the team

"What you gonna do to them?" Gerard ask me something that we know some answer.

"there is two or three option, i will ask the person who responsible for their mutation to cure them. if you want another firepower into the team, they the answer. The third one is, I just need them to wake up and beat them again. cause my baby honey tank got destroyed" They just silent and looked me in disbelief, well actually they already cured so yeah

we just need resupply wait the other team.

'Brandy and Ivory, Daughter of Tex. Creator of the virus, He want perfect human who will break the limit of all creation. so he mutated his own daughter , to see the result . almost perfect but the twins has competitive side between them. not following order except showing who is the best among them'

Nice summary, For crazy asshole father like him. i just pity this twins, ck ck ck.

we then meet the other team, Gerard explain what happened then whole team just shake their head and Tyre laugh his ass off again

"This guy is nuts" I just laugh along with him.

we then explore again to see some cave, with exotic gem and stone jewel.

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{Mining all the way}

mine all the gem in this cave (0/1000)

>Reward<

5x Different type gem container

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great now lets gave the twin to the team, and i just mining the gem. they left me cause i told them i will catch up after done the mining

i sing minecraft song in my work to enjoy the nostalgia. so enjoyable.

"Mission Complete"

great now catch them up. when i arrive some control room . i see them talking to some one but i just shrugged and straight following their track.

when i arrive , i hear some boss monologue. i just take out my chips. the boss was in above us with bullet proof glass protect him, what a loser.

so i just sit here and want to skip this cut scenes

"my vision toward this stupid world was to make Crunch Human who will Crunch to entire planet, then i will control Crunch to become Crunch" He stopped and looked at me.

"Do you mind "I just nod and continue my snack time.

"So you guys are perfect Crunch For my Crunch. Can you stop eating?" I just nod and stop eating.

"Bla bla too much monologue, Can you do me a favor, Those twin daughter of yours need some rest . can you tell me where to put them, and so where is the toilet, i'm want to take piss" My team just facepalm and Tyre laugh again.

"Put my daughter in those human container, and the toilet was , in that corridor go left then in right side of the corridor" He show me the way, appreciate it. i just gave him thank you and put the twin, then straight to toilet.

"The annoying guy is gone, so you guys a perfect subject" He activate defense mechanism and attack the team

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"Fuck i regret eat that junk food before" I just shits aggressively. and i grumbled this entire bathroom.

"You guys are weak, really a good subject for perfect soldier" He sneered to the team who is defeated.

i came to them, and shake my head.

"Say the guy who hide behind the glass" i just help the team with medical assistant. what a pain, he just laugh.

"Oh , then try to break it" I use Hermes and break that pride to nothingness. he just surprised and gasped.

"Yeah weak , more weak than your own daughter. so yeah" I return to the team and give them some food.

"Who are you"

"Sorry for late introduction, Name Vangra. I was created by Dr Sue, Subject Code '800135'. I'm here for something called the creator, or should i say the creator of the virus. Prof Tex" I just looked at him who has a surprised Pikachu face

"How is that possible, You are perfect human. Sue you had succeeded. I'm proud of you, Now boy join me to conquer this world" he try standing up but fail cause he cripple. i pity him.

"Easy there old man, Your virus already been upgraded by me, but not a perfect one. Me and Dr Sue was the inventor, While the team was the result. so your vision already done, put your dream to rest . and enjoy old time, Gramps" He just shake his head, and sit down again in his wheel chair.

"no boy, i must test it myself" he then inject the virus in his body and become zombie boss

now you fucked it. i just sighed.

"Let me test your power with my creation boy" He speak, new variation of virus great.

he like combination of the monkey body,Yhord wings,Phobos leg,Deimos claw. and now boss zombie with brain ,challenge.

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{Prof Tex want to create perfect human but failed. Eleminate him}

don't kill Prof Tex (0/1)

Let the twins say final goodbye (0/1)

Hear Prof Tex Last word (0/1)

<>Requirement<>

Get Prof Tex Approval to date his daughter (0/1)

>Reward<

1x Silver earring

1x Golden bracelet

>Reward<

1x All Prof Tex mutation project

1x Family photo

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what , what the fuck this optional requirement, a harem. with this zombie girl, holy shit. Zombie in the well must be jealous cause of this . ahahahahah. if i bring that snow zombie, my zombie girl collection will be complete. you know wink wink.

now i have ebony pussy, white chick pussy, Asian pussy, now cold pussy . but the lack of cold pussy make me act up, so i must search her alone next time. am i a necrophilia, no . i'm gonna cure her and fuck her , if i lucky we get another mutation cure.

i just smile wickedly about this thing. daddy must be proud.

he roared call the horde, we fight him and i use kalia not vulcan, cause i dont wanna give him some extended damage.

"take this boy" He slam its claw to me and create some wolverine move , that's cool.

i evade and shot his torso.

i activated kalia roar to his torso then some weird ass mouth visible in hos torso.

he roared and suck me toward it , i just stand still to tank that.

"Every body keeps shooting , i will be the tank. shoot everything you have" They nod and continue shooting. i just keep tanking this suction. my Surya armor glowing, great timing.

"Suck my long cock"I use god smite toward him and his below body part gone .

he fallen and coughing so much blood.

"You're perfect creation after all" He groaned and keep coughing

"Old man you must say something to your daughter before you are dead" He just laugh

"I know you girl woke up . come on, go to daddy" i just sit and gave the team some medical kit and food. i just tell them not interrupt father daughter moment.

after a while. we chatted our experience here while other side was family time

"Boy. i will blessed you with my approval for my daughter, so take care of them for me okay" He coughed again

"The what old man, nope nope nope" I just shake my head.

"I insist" i just malding and the team was holding their laugh.

"Before i go, you must find other test subject . they roaming in this world, you must eliminate them before its to late" he then sighed

"Boy you must judge where its good and bad, don't let your humanity hold you to decide something for better future" i just frown, a hypocrites.

"Yeah thank you for vision of nothingness old man" he laughed.

"Take care my child,now your dad will go. so get a happy life" they nod and cry beside him , and we just sad to look at this.

"Mission Complete"

the old man died, i take the photo and the thing.

give earring to ivory, bracelet to blondy and the family photo to them . they cried and hug me. what the hell. i'm suffocating here. i push them both then grumbled.

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{Save Humanity From Zombie Apocalypse}

Defeat the creator of virus (1/1)

???

???

<>Reward<>

1x World Cure

<>Reward<>

1x Return to Your Original World

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nice now only two requirement to decide this world outcome. great. we collect all sample data and some technology back to facility.

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when we in the helicopter, this twin glued to me like a fucking fly in my food. shit.

i just ignored them both.

"Can you girls get off me, I can do shit if you girls doing this" They just keep hugging me. i push them away but the thing is, they keep hugging me again. i looked other , they just ignored us even Gerard and Tyre just whistle.

bunch of asshole.

when we arrive, i just drag this two big woman to back my room.

"Who is the new girl" Itsuka ask me and curious about them

"If you want to know can you ask Sue to come here" i just push this twin but they insisted to hug me.

"No need, so what is this commotion" Sue came at last.

"I have 4 maybe 5 report" I just keep pushing the twin.

sue nod and let me to speak

"First one , this twin was Prof Tex daughter, they infected turn into super soldier with zombie boss power, so i cure them. but, with mutation that their boss zombie power still exist. Second, Prof Tex proud of you because me being perfect human . Third, this is all prof Tex mutation virus project . Fourth, here a 4 container of weird gem, maybe you can use it for something . i don't know, ask Pandora. Fifth promise me you not getting angry about this"She frown and nod

"Prof Tex let me have his daughter and approve our whatever the relationship we have , so yeah, but i reject it but the old bastard insisted . so he died while i was angry like Jeniffer about the piss incident. so yeah" what do i get , of course Jeniffer malding. and sue? she so angry and throw her shoes toward me. and return to her office.

"Sue wait, Wait" I just want to catch her but i stumble because the twin hugging my leg. shit. i caress their head and they release me. opportunity, i dash full speed toward Sue room.

"Sue open this door , i can explain"I knock her door

"Go away you bastard" She scream and crying in there.

"No you must listen to me" She open the door and slap me

"Go, You Bastard. I give my heart to you and everything i have, but this is what i get. You horny freak" i just look at her and keep quite

"Now i want you to go. Never return, I hate you now Vangra" She then close the door, i just sighed

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{After all my hard work and sacrifice, you finally snap right?}

<>Stay<>

Let Sue know your intention (0/1)

Teach The twin control their mutation (0/1)

Gave remaining attacker team better weapon (3/5)

>Reward<

7x Special weapon

1x Upgrade Facility

<>Go<>

Teach everybody in facility how to control their mutation (0/1)

Gave remaining attacker team better weapon (3/5)

Demonstrate how to fight unarmed and armed (0/1)

>Reward<

1x Snow zombie girl position

1x Upgrade your backpack

1x Upgrade Facility

10x Set of Vehicle Blueprint

10x Set of Weapon Blueprint

5x Energy Supplier

10x steel container

10x Army equipment container

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looks like my fate to leave this place. my zombie girl, wait for me.

i making a weapon for that malding bitch, dual Uzi with special modification.

then i go to control room.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Vangra speaking here. because some unwanted circumstance, i want all people in this facility gather up in the yard. Please come if you not, you will regret it. This is not a order this is a wish from mine. i'll be waiting'

i waited in yard , everybody in the facility come , even Sue.

"Here i teach you how to control Mutation" I slightly raise my voice, then demonstrated the mutation

"Strength is power, but where is your power go, one spot or all spot. depend on situation, like this" I jumped higher and land smoother.

"Speed is Everything, faster think , faster the body, depend on coordination. like this" i demonstrated taekwondo style and boxing style fight. and combine them in one long move.

"Defense is will, if you can endure it, abandon the pain and keep forward. Like this " I charging kalia and shot my own head. but i didn't stagger because of it.

"Reflex is sensation, you see it , you hear it, you smell it,you feel it. if your body can detect incoming attack then your untouchable" I demonstrated them with zombie. i call xaras here and fight it barehanded. then pin it down , i'm using blindfold to evade it, success. use headphone, success, i use full layered clothes. evade it, success.

then i finish its off with quick snap its head

"Done, now here take this" i throw itsuka weapon and jeniffer weapon

"treat it like my gift to you so yeah" I just shrugged and continue my teach

"Now i teach you how to fight with or without weapon" I call horde off nemesis.

6 nemesis come to me, while i only use m16 and combat knife.

i dodge every thing nemesis throw and counter it, only using gun when its necessary, use knife for poke and keep dancing around them. every body looked at me fear because one nemesis already a nightmare, if six gang up you. either you death or bored to live or crazy like me.

when i done executed them all. i looked at everybody

"That's how you fight, deduce enemy weakness, use logic and judgement, if gun cant do, try barehanded, if that cant do either, try remember its pattern or behavior mid fight " They in thought and nod

"If you meet zombie like me, never fight alone. you guys has a team, you can win even the chance is 1%, nothing in this world doesn't have a weakness. you just to idiot to deduce its weakness. i'm sorry for sarcasm okay" they just look at me , i'm just shrugged and ignored them

"Mission Complete"

good. i take out my backpack then took out some big ass container, i stack it in front of them.

"Here Pandora, use this blueprint to make better thing in this facility, Sue here the mutation , upgrade them , give it to everybody." I throw the blueprint and some document to sue

"The virus is in that red container, study it. Now my job here is done, so good bye" i took out Surya and use it, And take Vulcan out carry it in my back , i take Gilgamesh in front so easy to pick up something. now i use Phobos to speed run to snow mountain.

i track zombie girl, looks like she still there. Now i'm ready

"Wait" I just ignored Sue demand and jump to north side.

now lets play with that cold ass girl. maybe we will make bigger snowman.