year 1 part 1

- Play Hedwig's theme ~ lofi by Closed on Sunday -

On a train going through the highlands of Scotland, we join our duo of Chara and Sans on their way to Hogwarts an entire year after they got here their fractured memories of a previous life slowly coming back over time.

Sitting next to the window Sans looks out with one eye while his left-hand rest's on Chara's Stomach, Chara is lying her back against Sans's side on this bench a small box playing music quietly while Chara draws absent-mindedly.

Capturing the rest of the soul piece beside the one that's resting in Quirrell's head,

Over the past year, multiple things had happened after Chara had leaked that Harry Potter was kidnaped by Fenrir Greyback the entirely werewolf-free nation, they were done dirtier than the fire nation to the air nomads.

An anonymous source had leaked to Rita Skeeter of all people, 3 important details of information all with the proof to back it up.

Where harry potter grew up and the living conditions that he had

Voldemort's Real name

Dumbledore and Grindelwald were gay lovers!

An unfortunate consequence of her actions for releasing all 3 things at the same time was her inevitable death at the hands of others wanting to silence her, the unfortunate result of that was that a large number of conspiracy theorists started to believe her after she was silenced.

She hit 3 birds with one stone, thumbing her nose at people she doesn't like is a favourite pass time of hers

And then anyone who was in a position of power was thrown out on their asses like mister fudge, umbitch get by on the skin of her teeth for being only a secretary and highly anti-werewolf while she lead the charge to quote un quote "Save Harry Potter" which she did not and was scorned but not thrown out once the hunts were over.

Dumbledore was demoted to just being the headmaster of Hogwarts, but one of the worst possible cases for a new minister happened, Gilderoy Lockhart, the bastard has to GTFO the office.

While in their inner musing two boys who are fighting walk past the door before stopping and backtracking to check who was in the room, the first a slender boy with sleek white-blond hair, cold grey eyes, a pale complexion and rather sharp, pointed features and the other tall, thin and gangling, with freckles, big hands and feet, and a long nose.

Ginger:「And you slimy Slytherin Snake, will never befriend Potter! 」

Blondie:「I will continue to ask that you stop insulting me and my family Weasley… besides I don't think he will be in here. 」

Ginger:「Why? Because these too are muggle-born huh!? 」

Sans:「I would apprentice it if you two would both shut up, your voices are annoying. 」

Both turned towards Sans, his right hand spinning an object that the blond one seems to recognize while the ginger starts to stutter at being told he was annoying, the girl on his left had his arm going in-between her chest and onto her abdomen while humming to the tune coming out of the little box.

Ginger:「You should respect me! After all, I am going to be the best friend of the boy who lived! Harry Potter! 」

Sans hand holding the object that was spinning that Blondie Recognised stopped spinning allowing Blondie to get a better look and identify it as a Ruger P345 .6 mm BB gun, it was then put away in a holster on the boy's torso.

Chara:「I highly doubt that you of all people would be friends with Harry Potter, my cousin never liked loud people, reminded him of bad memories. 」

Both standing in the doorway didn't register her calling Harry cousin as they were more focused on her saying the Ginger was sputtering indignantly.

Chara:「Hubby if you would please? 」

She said before going back to drawing the small Shiba-Inu on her sketchbook,

Sans:「He's dull orange starting to turn grey, Such a bore~ 」

A dull orange heart appeared before the Ginger, it turned blue before Sans pushed his hand forward gently as the Ginger got slammed into the wall and his head slumped forward before sans moved his hand directly in front of him and the Ginger was sent flying.

Sans:「Your welcome to stay I just ask that you be quiet as Chara has already fallen asleep. 」

Sans looked at her with his left eye open and right closed as a finger came up in front of his mouth before his hand went back to the holster and grabbed the Airsoft gun and proceeded to continue to spin it on his hand with both eyes closed.

The blond-haired kid quietly closed the door behind him and sat on the bench in front of the white-haired boy in front of him, he then introduced himself.

Draco:「Hello, I am Draco, Draco Malfoy. 」

Sans:「Well Mr. Malfoy, I'm Sans, Sans Peverell. And this here sleeping on my lap is my Beautiful wife Chara Peverell, and before you ask yes we are married it was an arranged marriage. 」

Draco nodded in understanding as he eyed the gun Sans ignored the young boy's eyes watching it like a hawk a prey, a mechanic disassembling a blueprint. When the door opened to a round-faced, short and plump blond boy who looked like he lacked self-confidence and was shy.

Chara sleepily opened an eye upon the door opening looking at the young boy who stood there for what felt like minutes but was only a split second, deciding to take pity on the young orange soul and ask what he needed.

Chara:「So' watcha need? 」

Hearing her speak broke both boys out of their stupor at the young man's arrival.

???:「H-hello… h-h-have yo-ou se-se-seen a toad? 」

Sans:「No do you need help to find it? 」

???:「Ye-yes, If yo-ou wo-would be s-so k-kind? 」

Chara hearing this moved Sans's hand out of her way, stretching as she stood up before walking over and grabbing the boy's hand Neville who had just introduced himself while she was getting up.

Chara:「C'mon Neville let's go to the prefects, they should have a way to find your toad. Play nice now my Mercy. 」

Sans:「Alright, have fun my Genocide~ 」

The way Sans had said the last word crept both boys out to no end, while Chara just giggled walking off in her high-heeled boots that no one seemed to notice as she dragged Neville leaving Draco and Sans by themselves.

Both boys in the cabin stay quiet for a few minutes before Draco couldn't hold it in anymore and asked about the Airsoft gun in his hands.

Draco:「So, what's that in your hands? 」

Sans:「A little pet project me and my wife have been working on outside of school with our own self-studying, This is a Ruger P345 .6mm BB gun enchanted with runes to summon BBs to the magazine, not that I would expect you to understand any of that. 」

Draco:「is that an Airsoft gun? I would assume so because you said it's a .6mm BB gun. 」

Sans:「Hmmm~ I didn't expect someone from a pureblood family like the Malfoys to know of a muggle thing like Airsoft, nor guns for that matter?」

Draco:「Let's just say, I snuck out of Diagon alley as a child and found a library. My father believes that wizards are superior to muggles and while I believe close to mid-range a wizard would win, but once say… a sniper or tanks get brought onto the field the wizards really don't have the firepower to win even if we brought dragons at them a 20 mm AP round from a tank has devastating damage. 」

Sans:「"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle." Can you guess who said that? 」

Draco:「Sun Tzu, The Art of War. 」

Sans:「Correct! Although I doubt that a wizard would be able to block a .50 BMG AP round with anything. 」

Draco:「I would agree although you have thought about the close range of pistols like the Deagle with its .50 AE rounds and what effect they would have on the eardrums of nearby wizards. 」

And so for the next 4 and a half hours, the boys talked about guns, and about half an hour after they started Chara had come back and hear the boys having the discussion about guns just didn't interrupt with the madness that was 2 gun nuts have in-depth conversations about ammo types and other such things like gun parts. By the time they had finished the train FINALLY pulled into the station.

After exiting the train they had all crowded around a giant of a man calling for first years, before taking them down a steep and windy hill overlooking the lake to a dock where a bunch of boats were sitting floating.

Getting into the first free boat Sans turned around to see Chara dragging two people with her with the biggest smile on her face causing him to just sigh and accept what she was doing in defeat.

Chara:「Mercy~! I got myself some new F R I E N D S Friends! 」

Sans:「Genocide~! {He called out creeping the other two behind Chara with the nickname he had given Chara} I see you my darling have brought over new friends did you make sure to invite them instead of dragging them? 」

He asked as Chara sat them both down beside each other, before promptly plopping herself in his lap a perk of her being shorter than he was the ability for him to lay his head on top of hers.

Chara:「Why would I bother asking? 」

Sans:「*sigh* Because, it's common sense. 」

Chara:「But we're in the wizarding world 」

Both Neville and the unidentified girl were just bewildered watching this interaction as Chara was sitting and pouting on the boy's lap, and he seemed like this was a normal occurrence.

Sans:「Even the wizards, in all their nonsensical glory, use a bit of common sense. 」

Tilting her head up Chara looks at her lazy bones of a husband, and quickly kisses him on the lips, stunning both of the other 2 on the boat in front of the couple, before explaining to him how she could kill people easily and no one would know.

Chara:「Any pureblood could get out of Azkaban easily, all they need is a house-elf! And I could kill anyone with none the wiser all it would take is a letter and some chemistry! And if I had to track someone all I had to do was send them a letter and then follow the letter with a tracking charm and while not foolproof due to mail redirection wards it would still work for a lot of criminals! 」

The unknown girl made a mental note of said information to send off to her aunt before the girl once again surprised her with more information.

Sans:「The wizarding world is truly one that doesn't make a lot of sense but is a really wonderful place on the surface. 」

For the rest of the trip to Hogwarts both silently enjoyed their presence while Neville had struck up a conversation with the girl who had just introduced herself as Susan Bones, her aunt Amelia Bones working in the DMLE as head of the entire division.

Arriving at the alcove where the boats were docked everyone clambered out of the boats as they start to walk up the stairs to Hogwarts at the very end of this trail was Sans who had just placed a save point and saved while Chara hopped onto his back to take a quick nap as they walked.

When they reached the top of the stairs everyone had crowded around a tall oak door, after checking that everyone was there and no one needed help he raised his large hand into a fist and knocked 3 times before slightly moving away. The large door swung inwards almost immediately after a tall stern-looking witch with black hair opened the door looking hagrid directly in the eyes even if he towered over her, taking him for bringing them to the door she takes all the students into the hall welcoming them to Hogwarts while explaining some things like the house system and the sorting.

Once arriving before a door she turns back to look at the students taking special notice of a few who look less than dressed properly before turning her eyes to the very back where two students weren't even wearing their school clothes.

McGonagall:「And where are your uniforms? 」

Sans:「We were having such fun on the train that by the time we arrived at the station we had forgotten to change, I'm truly sorry professor. 」

Under the harsh glare of McGonagall, Sans noticed she looked at Chara and then Sans multiple times before Sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose.

McGonagall:「I expect you to be in your uniforms tomorrow. 」

Turning around she leaves the students in the chamber to talk amongst themselves, the ginger bastard said something about a test to be sorted and scared the ones who were listening to him by saying it was something like fighting a troll.

Several people soon after screamed making most turn in that direction, to see ghosts coming through the wall and speaking to each other looking at the new students a particular pair with rings on their hands caught their eyes, about to make a move to acknowledge them as lords of a founders family when the tall white harried one shook his head subtly no.

The bloody baron herring most of the snobbish purebloods speaking in hushed whispers, insults, directed at the current lady of Slytherin was about to shut them when she herself just made eye contact with the ghost nudging her head in a come over here motion the baron slowly floated over to her.

Chara:「*in whisper* Make a list of those assholes speaking bad about me and my husband here and then tell peeves they are free game and will not be hunted over them for the rest of the year. *Wink* 」

The baron nods in understanding before floating over to the other ghosts as McGonagall came back

McGonagall:「 Move along now, the sorting ceremony's about to start. 」

The ghosts all left afterwards as all the students funnelled into the great hall as they walked down the center aisle arriving in front of the table with all the professors, a four-legged stool in front of them all before she placed a rickety old hat on top of it, both Chara and Sans ignored the hats song while waiting. In the middle of waiting Chara had put her hand into a pocket and pulled out a flask full of soda, this was a special flask enchanted to swap to whatever flavour the user wanted and keep the perfect amount of carbonation following her footsteps with the flask Sans pull out his own to start downing Ketchup.

McGonagall:「When I call your name, you will put on the hat and sit on the stool to be sorted, Abbott, Hannah! 」

Susan Bones had been sorted into Hufflepuff and was the first of the four in her boat group, followed by Neville Longbottom who was sorted into Hufflepuff following one of his first friends he ever made, when Hermione Granger was called to be sorted they waited for 5 minutes when no one had come up to be sorted they have to move onto the next student.

Draco Malfoy had been sorted into Slytherin faster than you could say the house name, but when Chara Peverell-Slytherin-Gryffindor was called the entire hall had quieted down as they saw a young girl not in uniform walk up to the seat and sat down to have the hat placed upon her head.

Hat:「Well, well, well what do we have here? hmmm. 」

Chara:「Hufflepuff. You. Will. Put. Me. In. Hufflepuff. Or I will turn you in the dream hat of a muggle little girl and hand you straight to her with no remorse and what as you are ripped thread to thread. 」

Hat:「Tempermental little one here arent we? Well, miss Slytherin or Gryffindor which do you prefer? 」

Chara:「Hufflepuff, you put me in one of those and the house will be dead in a day I shit you not. To quote a puppet riding a tricycle on a television screen, "there will be blood". 」

Hat:「I was not asking of which house you prefer I was merely asking of which name you prefer I call you by. 」

Chara:「Oh! that's easy Noire. Now! Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, Huff-」

Hat:「Alright Miss, Noire you have made your point! 」

Everyone watched with batted breath as the hat stopped to take a breath before yelling out.

Hat:「HUFFLEPUFF! 」

Everyone was confused, was she not the heir of Slytherin and Gryffindor? Why would she go into the house of leftovers, shortly thereafter the sorting resumed until another peculiar name was called out Sans Peverell-Ravenclaw.

Hat:「Arent you just an enigma? Do you wish to go to Hufflepuff as your spouse or would you rather actually be sorted normally? 」

Sans:「I don't care the house rivalries are stupid as hell. 」

Hat:「Another complicated one are you? Very well I do believe your young friend Draco will need assistance in his house. 」

Taking a swing of his ketchup sans just nods his head as the hat prepares to call out Sans's house.

Hat:「SLYTHERIN! 」

Everyone was further confused as to why the heir of Ravenclaw was sent to the Snake-den, they watched with hawk-Esque eyes as he approached Slytherin's table walking over to the heir of the Malfoy house before plucking the boy up by the back of his collar, snape and other teachers had risen to diffuse the situation before sans spoke up.

Sans:「C'mon Draco I wish to discuss more with you while having my lovely wife~ Oh Geno Save a seat for my friend! 」

Everyone was once again dumbfounded and stunned by his actions not only proclaiming he is married out loud but also that Draco is his friend the Slytherins felt the pure power play in that move and weren't afraid of backing down.

Chara:「Okay Mercy! I know you love to have debates! Hun, it's a little crowded around here Neveliile, Susan would you agree? I think we need more space~ 」

The stun effect was elongated by the call back from Chara of all people but was further concerned when she pulled out her own large 14" Australian knife and stabbed it aggressively into the table the people nearby looked at the knife then her a couple of times before moving away from her and her friends opening some space up for both Draco and Sans to come to sit down.

Chara:「Look my mercy! There is space for you now, funny that. 」

Sans sighed as he plopped Draco down next to her before lifting her up and sitting down in her spot and putting her on his lap head resting atop hers before falling asleep, Chara was just enjoying this madly.

Looking at the head table with all the professors we can gleam into the thoughts about our characters,

Professor Sprout is feeling worried about the consequences of Chara's actions but is greatly amused by the loyalty shown for what is quite possibly her husband,

Professor Flitwick was a very keen eye when it came to battles and their warriors and the way both had moved was an open but guarded state and the way Chara had moved the knife conveyed that she didn't just pick up a knife no it conveyed she knows how to use that knife Expertly and while slightly disappointed that the heir of Ravenclaw wasn't in Ravenclaw he would accept that,

Professor McGonagall was upset with Chara for the way she dressed, it wasn't what an heir should wear and she's okay that she wasn't in Gryffindor it was the hat's decision and it would be the best for her life but that didn't mean she wasn't upset and disappointed that the heir of Gryffindor was not in Gryffindor.

Professor Snape looked on in indifference to his new snake that sat with their supposed spouse and was unsure what he should do about the current situation as nowhere in the rules of Hogwarts did it say you have to sit at your own table it was just an unspoken rule that you would sit with your own house,

Headmaster Dumbledore was too occupied with the fact that his weapon supposedly wasn't at Hogwarts.

Soon after the sorting and the great hall setting down to enter into their meals the Gryffindors were sulking that the heiress to the founder was not in their house, they could overlook the fact she was the heiress of Slytherin as well if she was in their house it would have just been something they lord over Slytherins. A small few were upset that she didn't go there but was the heiress of Slytherin and the heiress of Gryffindor basically besmirching their great house.

But there was one, just one, who was furious, a certain ginger they both met on the train who was still butt hurt over his pride being trampled like Sans had done to him on the train.

???:「Why arent you sitting with the Gryffindors! 」

The students who had returned to their earlier seats that were ignored all turned to the Gryffindor who approached them, his face as red as his hair, and looked at him in confusion.

They could see he was staring at the girl who previously caused all to move from their seats and had been sitting in the lap of a white harried male she was eating with manners, not a Pureblood's fancy manners but common courtesy manners.

Said young girl looked at him, it was a look of pure shock as if staring at the dumbest thing in the world you couldn't understand,

Chara:「If your dumbass doesn't leave me alone, I'm going to literally beat you to death. 」

A quiet sigh was heard and before the rude ass who was gonna make a fool of himself could say anything, a tired young man's voice came first the same young man who gave off said quiet sigh.

Sans:「Subtlety, Geno, subtlety. Its uses are numerous and great but your blunt threats don't have the firepower a subtle threat could make when you want your target to be instilled with fear. 」

Chara:「Why use subtlety when you could get the job done faster without going around a bush by pulling out a great big knife and telling them to fuck off? 」

- Play Undertale OST - The Fallen Child Extended -

And yet again before the ginger could reply the white-haired youth spoke again, this time with a great big smile on his face as his eyes were itch black the world was grey and white to the young man bothering the young couple.

Sans:「Buddy, if it wasn't for a promise I made. Y o u ' d b e d e a d w h e r e y o u s t a n d. 」

The young man was frozen where he stood as he watched both the young man and the young girl stare at him in utter contempt, the white-haired monster's voice was threatening enough but the look on his face promised hell well the young girl had this insane smile on her face her eyes a glowing red.

- Play Hedwig's theme ~ lofi by Closed on Sunday -

Before time resumed as they went back to a discussion about subtlety the young man awoke from his stupor with a yelp and ran off after the threat, while the nearby students just saw him suddenly yelp before running off like a coward.

Sans:「See? subtlety and a bit of K.I can make some run off faster than the big knife trick. 」

Chara rolled her eyes before turning back to her meal which had now been replaced by a thing of checker fully loaded fries and a large chocolate milkshake, a second vanilla one placed in front of the chocolate one with an extra-large straw meant for sans as she just stuffed it into his mouth before drinking his own.

- Timeskip to after the feast -

Dumbledore had sent everyone off to bed, with the young couple splitting off to go to their respective dorm rooms, all tucked in and ready to awake the next day to learn some magic.

- Timeskip to Morning -

In the early morning, we join the early rising raven claws as they clambered down their stairs and into their common room most just wanting to get a head start on the day but once they had reached the bottom a sweet song had start sound out in the room with people unable to find the source.

- Play Undertale OST - Home Extended -

Soon after they started to search the room they spotted two bodies sleeping on the couch, the one on the bottom was the person they currently know as the Heir of Ravenclaw sans. The person laying atop him was the girl known simply to them as another Heir of a house they didn't care enough to keep track of.

Random Ravenclaw 1:「Is that who I believe that is? 」

Random Ravenclaw 2:「Yep. 」

Random Ravenclaw 3:「Should we wake them up? 」

Random Ravenclaw 2:「Nope. 」

Random Ravenclaw 4:「BigMac you ever gonna say anything other than yep and nope? 」

BigMac:「Nope. 」

Random Ravenclaw 5:「BigMac can you go get Professor Flitwick? 」

BigMac:「Yep. 」

They all watched as the Tall blond light green eyes 7th year walked away with his burly arms that had hair covering them.

All the Raven claws were just loitering around the common room waiting for their head of house to arrive to address the Elephant in the room, is he gay! Or European?

One of the brave 3rd years had approached the sleeping couple to wake them up and ask questions,

- Play Undertale Ost: 078 - You Idiot -

A hot pink knife was inches away from the 3rd year's heart as Chara's outstretched hand was caught by another, specifically the hand of the one under her, the knife had a design of beady red eyes on it that seem to stare at the third year's soul as the hand was retracted.

- Play Undertale OST - Home Extended -

Sans:「Sorry about that, she hasn't had her morning drink yet and is very prone to stabbing people who wake her up. 」

His eyes were half-opened and the bottom of his face was buried under her hair, he had on his Slytherin robes the green and silver peeking out from under their blankets and Chara had on another set of her clothes from the previous day the only change had been that her shirt had changed to blue with a purple stripe, the older years were glad they had clothes on while the 3rd year who had almost been stabbed had fallen to the ground and crawled away as far as he could.

It was at this moment that the Head of House had arrived, all students but the two on the couch had turned back to the doorway where Bigmac and the Professor were standing.

Chara:「Your riddles are so shit I got more challenge out of a puzzle book meant for 5-year-old muggles. 」

Sans:「Sorry about her she's cranky right now. 」

Chara:「IM NOT FUCKING CRANKY SANS I WILL FUCKING STABB YOU! 」

Sans just sighed before he raised his hand, where a flask could be seen Chara instantly made grabby hands to it and tried to grab it only for Sans to hold her back,

Sans:「Genocide~ how many times have we been over this? You know what I want~ 」

Chara:「I'm sorry Mercy~ now may I please have my Holy Grail? 」

Sans:「I just can't stay mad at you Genocide~ 」

He hands back her flask but before she starts to nurse it like a bottle of beer she gives a quick kiss on the lips to Sans, making some gasp in horror at the PDA and others for the sheer ship that had just set sail before their eyes.

The only sound coming from Chara as she sat up and on the other side of the couch while Sans collected the blanket were sounds of pure content at her situation.

Flitwick:「As much as I do enjoy a good puzzle can you two explain yourselves? 」

Chara:「To quote someone you would never meet, we do what we must because we can. 」

Sans:「Can you be more specific sir? I don't believe I understand what you are talking about. 」

Flitwick:「I have no qualms about how you got into the common room of Ravenclaw tower, Mister Ravenclaw, but I must ask why you are in this common room with your fiancée as both of you are from different houses. 」

Chara:「I think I answered it perfectly well. 」

Sans just sighed as they all watched the young girl go back to drinking from her flask, Sans approached her before picking her up and putting her on his back before heading to the door stopping in front of it he turned to the Professor and nudged his head for the head of house to follow.

Getting out they started walking down the hall in a semi-uncomfortable silence before sans started to speak.

Sans:「As you would have guessed I am Heir Ravenclaw but due to certain circumstances, I am currently the lord of house Ravenclaw while the same circumstances apply to Char- 」

Chara decked Sans on the head before speaking.

Chara:「I annoyed the hat into sending me to Hufflepuff I even started chanting Hufflepuff until he let me into the house, I don't want to deal with the politics that is Slytherin the amount of annoying house heir residing in that house would make me stab someone I think 47 TIMES IN THE CHEST! 」

The look of ecstasy on her face creeped out the professor before sans spoke something causing him even more worry.

Sans:「Yes, yes, and then you'd cut their hands off and make me cook them up so you could eat them. 」

Chara:「What do you think I am? A lama with a fucking hat on? 」

Sans:「With the way you have a fascination with stabbing someone in the chest 47 times? yeah. 」

Both continued to bicker on their way to the great hall ignoring the professor no matter what they had said, when they finally arrived the great hall wasn't very packed and the head of houses were all there watching over the students.

- Play Cody Francis - Wandering Nomad -

The one thing off about the great hall was that in the corner directly right of the entrance into the hall was a small kitchen and table that was stocked with ingredients Snape, McGonagall and Sprout were all there trying to figure out how to get rid of it, as the house elves kept putting it back into place and after a short, while they just gave up and they heard the massive doors to the great hall open.

They all turned to the giant door as it opened and in came the professor who had to leave to his house common room earlier for some reason and the reason why coming in just after him, the two students who are heirs of founders houses the one with 2 heirships on the back of the one with 1 heirship.

It looked like they were in a delightful conversation about some social, economic and political structures of the wizarding worlds and how shit of a job Lockhart is doing in representing Britain.

Chara:「And they elected the village idiot to lead the Britain ministry! 」

Sans:「Yes, but have you considered that the reason they even thought that fraud was a good M.O.M is because of his campaign on the werewolves and promises he made, yet did not fulfill he's a chicken-shit bureaucrat. 」

Chara:「Anyone with any amount of brains would see he's a fraud, then again the wizarding world has a collective IQ score in the double digits and that's being generous. 」

A tall and thin boy with vivid red hair and freckles wearing horn-rimmed glasses looked aghast at what they were saying.

Stoping at the kitchen Chara gets off sans as he starts to take off his robes and leaves himself in a tank top showing off his perfectly sculpted muscles, not that of a Greek god or anything but a perfect lithe build that isn't too beefy or skinny.

Strapping on an apron he starts to get to work cooking in the kitchen as a house elf or two stood there watching and learning from the master chef as he explained what he was doing and why, comparing it to potions along the way, Professor Snape bristled at the notion.

After the food was served and both started to eat as the Professors had stopped their discussion to reprimand the two,

McGonagall:「Profeser Flitwick has told me that you were found in the raven claw dormitory,」

Chara:「And? 」

McGonagall:「That is rule-breaking 30 points from both your houses! Not to mention you both were in your dorms last night so the only way to get there was to ignore Curfew another 20 points from both of your houses! And where is your uniform young lady? 」

All students went quiet at this and watched as Chara looked dumbfounded at the professor before she had a small grin, and then perfectly copied Kira's laugh (Kira from Death note BTW) creeping out the students in the hall before she took a breath and asked,

Chara:「So? 」

Snape:「So what? You insufferable little brat! 」

Her grin just grew bigger at Snape's words,

- Play Glitchtale OST - Vantablack [Gaster's Theme] -

Chara:「You think I give a shit about house points or even detention? Sans here is the Heir of Ravenclaw sure he might have been sorted to a different house but they are the Heir of Ravenclaw, and I'm the heir of both Slytherin and Gryffindor we have more power over Hogwarts than the headmaster. Dumbdork was his name right Sans?」

The Headmaster who was still sitting in his spot and expected his Professors to be able to handle the situation without his intervention had gotten up and moved his old ass up to the front of the hall to correct the young girl on his magnificent name.

Sans:「Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, otherwise known as Headmaster Dumbledore he would have other titles if not for past incidents. 」

Chara:「Ah! So he's an incompetent old man? Are we sure he hasn't gone senile? He is 109 years old this year, no? 」

- Play Cody Francis - Wandering Nomad -

The entire Slytherin table was quietly laughing their asses off at Dumbledore while the Gryffindors were frozen at the mere THOUGHT that their great and all-powerful Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was insulted by a first-year the Ravens and Badgers smartly stayed out of it.

Sans:「Yes I do believe he is. 」

Chara:「We should probably put him in a home, so he can be taken care of. 」

The students all around (Except for Slytherin) were aghast, Gryffindors just stopped functioning, the professors all couldn't make a sound, Snape was smirking and Dumbledore had just arrived.

Dumbledore:「Young miss, I assure you I'm qualified. 」

Chara:「Oh, it's you. We met last year in Diagon alley did you find your grandson? 」

Dumbledore:「Young miss, before yesterday I had never seen you I think you have me confused for another person I don't have a grandson. 」

Chara:「No, no I distinctly remember you! Here watch this! 」

Above her head on the wall, a moving picture started with sound appearing out of now nowhere, the scene and sound being displayed were a slightly altered version of what played out on that day, but it showed how they had gone to Gringotts to hear the last will and testaments of their parents both of them being placed under a guardian named Gaster who would take care of everything before leaving the bank in silence and contemplating look on their faces, afterwards as they were walking down the street they met dumbledore and watched him explain who he was looking for.