The Acolyte....(Short Review of the Show)

Is the stupidest Star Wars show I have ever seen. It is the most retarded Star Wars.....thing that has ever been made.

"Put a woman in it, make her lame, and gay."~ Eric Cartman(Panderverse) is practiced to such a cringe extreme. The pandering is so great and cringe that the Force itself vomited. That vomit was then used in the ritual with that dumbass song and ritual movements that made you want to curl up and die from third hand embarrassment.

I fucking HATE Disney. Call me Darth Mouse Killer. I honestly want someone to make a quality rip-off of Star Wars that isn't absolute piss and shit like Rebel Moon.

Jedi spelled Jedye, Sith spelled Shithe or some shit. I don't care anymore.

At least, we still have our good fanfiction around, that we might as well make canon honestly.