My Brain Is Big, Right?

The sun was setting.

Qiao Yuan was silent.

"Li Xiaoling, if you have time, drink six more walnuts. When your brain is as big as Wang Jing's face, you will be able to finish your apprenticeship."

Looking at Li Xiaoling in the distance, who had her hands on her hips and was in a bad mood, Qiao Yuan shook his head. Fortunately, Li Xiaoling had met the naive Wang Jing after she came back to life. Otherwise, she might have ended up on the streets and been sold.

Li Xiaoling was speechless.

Ignoring Li Xiaoling's reaction, Qiao Yuan began to seriously consider the matter. He quickly understood what the spirit was thinking.

Using the importance of Four-Corner Village to tempt him?

Regardless of whether it was true or not, the village was indeed very special.

However, he was not an awakened. It was still uncertain whether this item would be of any use to him.

Hence, Qiao Yuan decided to report it!

Anyway, as long as he had the realm tablet, he could enter at any time.

...

"Li Xiaoling, do me a favor… F*ck, what are you doing?"

Qiao Yuan already had a plan in mind. Just as he was about to turn around and ask Li Xiaoling, he suddenly saw a scene that made his scalp tingle.

He saw Li Xiaoling squatting on the ground in the distance. There was a small hole in her head, and blood kept flowing out. It slowly slid down her face and dripped on the ground, forming a pool of red blood. It looked extremely terrifying.

It was holding something that looked like tofu in its hands, and it was shaking rhythmically.

It was a shocking sight!

Li Xiaoling slowly raised her head, revealing a gloomy face. Her eyes were bloodshot, and a strange smile hung on the corner of her mouth.

"My brain is big, right?"

"Big brain, right?"

"Big, right?"

"Big, right?"

"Right?"

"?"

Li Xiaoling's faint voice constantly resounded in the surroundings.

The scene was extremely terrifying!

Pa~

In an instant, Qiao Yuan's expression changed, and he slapped her.

Li Xiaoling's expression changed. She didn't have time to react at all. After her body rolled on the ground a dozen times, she quickly threw away the thing in her hand and got up with difficulty.

"Qiao Yuan, stop! I was just joking with you. Don't take it seriously!"

Li Xiaoling's face was filled with fear. She swore that she was just joking.

"I didn't take it seriously, I love to joke."

Now that things had come to this, he could only let it go. There was no turning back. Qiao Yuan twisted his neck and looked at the sky that was gradually darkening.

In order to match the occasion, he laughed.

He approached Li Xiaoling step by step.

He advanced... She retreated. He advanced again... she retreated again, until there was no escape.

And then... 

Rub Rub!

Three minutes later.

Li Xiaoling lay on the side of the road powerlessly, her body twitching continuously.

[Energy +2]

As for Qiao Yuan, he took out a thermos and drank the last few mouthfuls of hot water.

[Cultivation +4]

Hu~

Comfortable!

Qiao Yuan was in a good mood.

...

"Li Xiaoling, if you could send me a text message in that damn place, Four-Corner Village, can you make a fake location for the other party when I make a call?"

After resting for ten minutes, Qiao Yuan turned to look at Li Xiaoling, who was lying on the ground.

Li Xiaoling didn't say anything. He didn't know whether or not she was depressed.

Qiao Yuan frowned. He knew how heavy his blows were. Li Xiaoling might be covered in injuries, but it was all an illusion.

This was because his energy points had only increased by two.

Qiao Yuan had full confidence in his strength.

So... Li Xiaoling was just pretending to be dead!

"Li Xiaoling, if you don't answer me, I'll come and help you up myself!"

Upon hearing Qiao Yuan's words, Li Xiaoling's eyes widened and she floated up. She was in a weak state now and could not afford to let Qiao Yuan touch her again.

Otherwise...

Hiss~

Just thinking about it made her numb!

"I should be able to."

Li Xiaoling floated over and replied quickly. She didn't dare to joke with Qiao Yuan anymore.

Qiao Yuan said, "what do you mean by 'probably'? if you can, then you can. If you can't, then you can't. Give me a definite answer!"

Li Xiaoling's body quivered. She glanced at Qiao Yuan faintly and moved her blood-stained face closer.

"That means you can't!"

Qiao Yuan was speechless.

Qiao Yuan's face twitched when he heard Li Xiaoling say this so confidently. He was hesitating on whether he should give her a slap, but he decided against it after some thought.

Since he had just been rescued, he decided to give her a day off so that she wouldn't get hurt.

After rubbing against her twice, Qiao Yuan could already sum up her upper limit. Without being injured, her limit was five points of energy.

...

"I can't fake the address, but I'm confident that I can do it without being discovered!"

Li Xiaoling thought about it seriously, touched her blood-stained chin, and told him her method.

It was very simple, which was to snatch someone else's phone and use it to make a call.

Physical avoidance?

Qiao Yuan was speechless.

"You're really a f*cking smart guy!"

Qiao Yuan took a deep breath. He had to admit that li Xiaoling did have some skills. He had over-thought the problem.

"Li Xiaoling, I'll give you a mission. Help me grab a mobile phone within three minutes."

Qiao Yuan immediately gave the order.

"Why me?" Li Xiaoling asked.

"You're the one who came up with the idea," Qiao Yuan said."It's either you or me?"

It seemed to make sense, and Li Xiaoling was speechless for a moment.

"Then... Then I can use your method!" It said unwillingly.

Qiao Yuan was silent for a while before he spoke.

"My idea is for you to go and snatch the phone."

"???"

Li Xiaoling: "****"

"What are you mumbling about? Are you scolding me?"

Li Xiaoling's body trembled. She forced a smile and said, "I'm giving you my blessings."

"This is a special blessing for us spirits!"

Qiao Yuan was silent.

"Give me your blessing again. Just like what you said just now, don't change a single word."

Li Xiaoling was speechless.

"****"

Li Xiaoling repeated the words, feeling lucky that she was a spirit and that humans could not understand her. Otherwise, she would have been exposed.

Qiao Yuan: "Alright, go then. Be careful. Come back quickly!"

...

Night fell, and the full moon hung high in the sky. The lights of Four-Corner Village were bright and dazzling.

A gust of night wind blew past, bringing a hint of coolness.

Qiao Yuan stood in the safe zone outside the fence and waited.

It turned out that spirits did have one thing that stood out, and that was their high work efficiency!

Soon, Li Xiaoling came over with a bag and threw it in front of Qiao Yuan.

When he opened it, he saw all kinds of mobile phones.

Qiao Yuan didn't care how many people this guy had robbed. He picked up a phone and made a call.

"Li Xiaoling, remember to help me disguise my voice later. Also... cooperate with my actions!"

Qiao Yuan instructed Li Xiaoling before pressing the number. He believed that Li Xiaoling could do it.

No matter how useless she was, she shouldn't be useless to this extent.

After Li Xiaoling gave him a reassuring smile, Qiao Yuan called the police. As for whether there was an official in this world that could deal with spirits, although Qiao Yuan had never seen it before, he was very sure of it.

If he couldn't find the phone numbers of the people above, he could start from the bottom and search floor by floor.

He had all the time in the world!

The call was picked up very quickly.

"Hello, this is Sijiao police station..."

"When you hear this, you'll already be dead ..."

Then, Qiao Yuan winked at li Xiaoling, signaling her to cry out loud. The more terrifying, the better.

"I... died… so miserably..." Li Xiaoling said.

Wuwuwu~

For a time, a cold wind blew, and the wails of ghosts and howls of wolves were extremely terrifying.

Toot~

The other party hung up the phone while cursing.

Ten minutes later.

A person who claimed to be the manager of the Yueyang City Security investigation Bureau called.

...

In the Yueyang City Security investigation Bureau building.

In the office, Hua Wu was planning the operation for the next few days when a team member rushed over to report.

A spirit contacted them, asking for someone who could run the place.

There were three team leaders in Yueyang City. They worked together, and each team leader was responsible for an area.

Coincidentally, he was in charge of the areas where Qiao Yuan was active.

It was no small matter for a spirit to contact him!

Before this, a few spirits had contacted the government.

Hua Wu's deepest impression of the incident was half a year ago when a level one spirit that had just awakened found the security Bureau's number and… greeted the ancestors of the awakened.

Hua Wu stopped all his work and led a dozen metahumans to investigate the spirit through the night. In the end, they found the spirit in an internet cafe.

It was a spirit with a pale face and bloodshot eyes. It looked like a dried-up corpse.

He liked to go online and scold people!

It was rare to see a spirit with such a strange habit of chirping. In the end, the recruitment failed, and the spirit's mouth was made into a specimen and put in the safe.

Hua Wu picked up the phone and answered the call.

"Who are you?"

Hua Wu asked in a deep voice.

...

On the side of the highway.

"You're in charge of the spirits, aren't you?"

A woman's voice was heard. Qiao Yuan frowned and looked at Li Xiaoling, who was trying to hold back her laughter, but ignored her.

Hua Wu, "Yes."

Hua Wu waved his hand and motioned for his men to check the source of the phone call and its location.

"That's good. It seems that I didn't get the wrong number. How should I address you?"

On the other end of the phone, Qiao Yuan's voice could be heard.

Hua Wu hesitated. He wasn't sure what the spirit was up to, and it would be stupid to reveal his name.

"As you wish!"

Hua Wu proposed a compromise and picked up the pen on the table.

"How can I be so casual if you don't tell me your name? Do you think I'll call you an official just because you're an official?"

Qiao Yuan with a loli voice was online.

Hua Wu was speechless.

Li Xiaoling, who was at the side, covered her mouth. She was overjoyed.