Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

"Alright boys! Lunch is ready!" A middle aged man announced, hitting a frying pan with a ladle.

"Took you long enough." One of the soldiers said.

"Damn I'm hungry!" Another exclaimed.

One after the other, all twelve gathered taking a tray from the nearby stack before forming a line in front of a long table. Two large pots were placed on top, steam rising from each. Beside them was a basket filled with bread and an ice box with a bunch of cans in it.

"Again with the bean soup?" One of them asked.

"You got a problem with my beans?" Said the old man, pointing his ladle at the first in line.

"We eat it three times a week. Are we not allowed to complain?" The second in line peeked his head, looking at the old man with a frown.

"Silence! Be thankful or you can chew on those dry rations for the next two days!!!"

"WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL, SIR! PLEASE ALLOW US TO ENJOY YOUR MEALS!"

Get over it already.