Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

"Three, it's rude to refer to Doctor like that." The one chastising the young Valkyrie this time was Shizuru, not Nine.

"Well, he is old and a man so…" the young Valkyrie remarked.

"I'm not that old, you know." Sam said with a sigh.

"Does that mean I'm an old woman?" Shizuru asked, pointing a finger at herself. "I'm only a year younger than him."

"Eh!? Seriously!?" Zero Three stumbled backwards, looking utterly shocked.

"Why are you so shocked?" Sam asked.

"Of course I would. I thought you were at least ten years older than her." The young Valkyrie spoke with a serious expression. "Maybe you'll look better once you start exercising more."

Sam already plans on getting back into shape so her remarks didn't bother him that much.

"You should do a lot of swimming." Zero Three said, getting excited as she once again sang the praises of her favorite sport.

Research.