Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

Alice looked as confused by Shizuru's suggestion as Sam was. The two looked at her with a raised eyebrow, however the Asian girl tuned to her cheating boyfriend with half lis eyes.

"Or could it be that the whole point of you bringing me here is to dump me in front of her?"

"N-no! Of course not!" Sam said, laughing nervously.

"No, that's most likely what you had in mind." Shizuru said with a shrug. "You probably thought the option that would cause the least amount of problems would be to end our relationship since we are still at the early stages."

"That said, us breaking up ourlt of nowhere would cause more problem than you think. People will ask questions, you know." She added.

"Yeah, I already thought of that." Sam said, his head cast down.

Agreement.