Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

"My name is Perseus. I've come today to accept your surrender."

Sam's first reaction was ''Are we doing Greek mythology now?' But he quickly regained his focus seeing that more intruders were stepping out of the portal.

"Hey bossman, don't you think this is a bit, um… bad?" One of them said. Everyone was so used to women with perfect faces and bodies that they refused to believe she wasn't a giant gorilla. A giant gorilla with an eyepatch.

"What're you talking about, cyclops? Is there anything more exciting than invading an enemy base?" Followed a tiny man sitting on her shoulder, his appearance reminiscent of a certain Gollum.

"They're the same as the others. No humans in sight." The last one was a tall man covered in a black cloak. If not for his extremely hunched back he would've been more than two meters tall.

Intruders.