Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

"Eeh!? You know I don't like it down there!"

As the light faded, Perseus descended from the portal platform. Contrasting the excitement of the tiny man on his shoulder, he looked deflated and lacking energy.

"Welcome back, lord Perseus, Lord Daedalus."

Greeting them was a large man covered in muscles. The resemblance he had with the large woman didn't end in the eyepatch he wore; they practically looked the same if not for his thick and bushy beard.

"Just in time!" The tiny man said before leaping onto the large man's shoulder.

"Um… lord Daedalus… my sister…"

"Ah! The enemy got her. Sorry for your loss."

The large man looked shocked for a moment but then hung his head saying nothing.

"I don't see Antia either." Came a voice from afar. "Aeneas and Minos aren't here as well."

Reward.