Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

The moment that name left Sam's mouth, an oppressive aura enveloped the room. It was like a switch had been flipped, and the heavy weight of hatred and anger fell on the room.

Sam glanced behind him and saw Zero Five. Her eyes were wide open, her pupils having shrunk to small dots as a shadow fell over her face. A strange haze enveloped her body and her hair was slowly floating up, moved by an invisible force.

Trenta who was standing beside her was startled and immediately went to form her halo. She glanced in Sam's direction for a moment as if asking for his orders.

On the other side of the table, the same thing was happening with Mjölnir. Her anger was clear as tendrils of lightning enveloped her body.

"Five." Sam called and the ponytailed Valkyrie immediately snapped back to reality.

The first.