Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

Sitta was completely lost for words. She had heard from the others that their Doctor was packing a massive thing in his pants, but now that it was in front of her she didn't know what to think.

Venti was stunned and so was Mjölnir. All three had some basic knowledge about sex and they instinctively reached down to where their legs connected wondering if it really was possible for something like that to fit in.

"Doctor… did you really use this one on Nino yesterday?"

"Hm? What else would I use them?" Sam asked. Despite her playfulness, Sitta's reaction showed him that she was still a pure maiden, same as the others.

"I… I mean, something this big…"

Disappointed.