Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

"Protect the place against all intruders."

Thor didn't need anyone to order that from her. As the queen of her people, it was her duty to protect their home and so she took her weapon and stood guard, keeping anyone from entering and crushing anything that tried.

Her mind was set on that one task and she couldn't think of anything else. It felt strange at times, but that feeling didn't last for long, leaving her incapable of asking what she was protecting the palace from and why none of her people came to talk to her for days on end.

She forgot entirely about the peace conference and the invasion that happened the day before it. Her only concern was to protect the palace and so she ignored anything that didn't have to do with her task.

Her Majesty.