Nomanalive

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much.

Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females.

Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change.

His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. 

Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

Valkyrie Smash

"I already knew, but…" Ingrid heaved a sigh, her shoulders slumped. "Alcohol really has no effect on us…"

"Isn't that a good thing?" Sara asked. "You can enjoy the drinks without a worry."

As they walked through the narrow hallways of the old city, Simon couldn't help but grimace as he glanced behind him. His mind still refused to believe that the two girls he passed earlier that day weren't human.

If they kept their highly suspicious disguise on he wouldn't have realized it in a million years, and it didn't that his reporter friend was talking to them naturally as if there was nothing strange about it.

"Say, these kids that stole my phone…" The taller alien, the one named Juni, walked by his side asking questions. "They lost their parents, right? Shouldn't they be in an orphanage if that's the case?"

Simon suppressed a grimace, turning away from her masked face.

What do you want?