One of my favorite things to do is stroll along Michigan Avenue and peek in all the brightly colored shop windows. This is exactly what Chloe and I are doing today. Chloe has been invited to a fancy work dinner and needs a cocktail dress. I would loan her one of mine, but she's six inches taller than I am and not as curvy.
Chloe has the body of a runway model.
Skinny bitch.
Know what's worse than that?
She eats like a teenage boy going through puberty and never gains any weight. It's so unfair. I don't like going out to lunch with her because she'll order a burger loaded with the works, chili cheese fries on the side, and a large Coke. She always polishes everything from her plate. I order a salad and a Diet Coke and am up a pound the next morning.
She's also allergic to working out. I've cajoled her into running with me along the lakefront a few times, but we always end up walking after two blocks. Whatever genes she inherited need to be cloned.