Youth! and Shit!
As the academy ended, I didn't immediately head home, but decided to go to a street from where a certain someone passes by.
"You aren't going home?"
"I have something to do Ino-Shika-Cho."
"Ugh! Why do you call us like that?"
"It is easy!"
"Whatever. Troublesome woman."
I waved them goodbye and headed to my destination.
As I reached the street, I shouted on the top of my lungs, "I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE POWER OF YOUTH!"
The people around were giving me weird looks but I didn't care. I had a mission.
"YOUTH! YOUTH! YOUTH!
EVERYONE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE YOUTH!
DO YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE YOUTH?"
I gestured to a passerby.
"No!"
"BUT I WANNA EXPERIENCE YOUTH!
YOUTH! YOUTH! YOUTH!
O GREAT ANGEL OF YOUTH!
WHO LIKES TOO MUCH GREEN!
I AM HERE TO TRAIN WITH YOU,
TO FULFILL MY DREAM!
YOUTH! YOUTH! YOUTH!
LET'S EXPERIENCE THE YOUTH!
EVERYONE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE YOUTH!
DO YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE YOUTH?"
I gestured to another passerby.
"He is not in the village today kiddo. But the song was good."
He had a mask covering his face, white hair like an old man and was helping an old lady carry her bags. Kakashi!
"Thanks man! Yo-"
"SAKURA!"
I turned around to see mum coming towards me with an angry face.
"Young man, looks like we won't get to talk much. Please tell Gai-Sensei that the most YOUTHFUL future ninja wants to train with him! I will come here tomorrow at the same time! Farewell!"
Now that mum was really close to catch me, I jumped on the wall and started running to the upwards by using chakra to climb it.
"Mum! I am going to Shika! Bye bye!"
"COME HERE YOU BRAT!"
"No! You will lecture me for hours! I will come at the time of dinner!"
And I ran away.
'What happened to not drawing attention?'
Who?
'Inner!'
You are still there!? You were so silent that I completely forgot about you!
'...I was doing something. And don't dodge the question! Do you want to go to Danzo route by drawing so much attention?'
What did I do?
'*Facepalm* You just walked on the wall in front of the whole crowd.'
Shit!