Those fanfics where child MCs can hide everything from ninjas, are pure utter garbage

"Fight me!"

Sasuke appeared out of nowhere as soon as I entered the academy.

My Youth-O-meter became empty and Troublesome meter got filled.

"Troublesome "

And I ignored him. He ruined my youthful day. Hmph!

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"Sasuke vs Sakura!"

So why was I fighting him? Of course because of mob-sensei.

"Go Sasuke-sama!" "Beat that Pink Gorilla!" -Girls, except Ino and Hinata

"Beat that stuck-up punk!" "Defeat that fool of an Uchiha!" -Boys, except Shino, Chouji and Shika.

"Hajime!"

As soon as the match started, I dashed with my full speed. Backwards. I exited the circle without fighting.

"W-why did you get out of the circle!?" Mob-sensei asked while being really shocked.

"Heh. Ninja Rule #1! If we ever face an enemy out of our league, run away. You should know that much Mob-sensei."

"COWARD!-WHO ARE YOU CALLING MOB-SENSEI!?-WHERE IS YOUR WILL OF FIRE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

I could only look at him like he was an idiot.

"That stupid Fire of Will will not save your life. Say sensei, what will you do if you are facing the Raikage alone? You will not last a second and will uselessly loose your life. If it were me, I would try to run away if I can and send Hokage after him. Who made you a teacher?"

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I... should have not said that. But this ball of energy me just can't control itself! Ugggh! Being a child is so difficult! I just speak and do what is on my mind! Where was the thing with fanfics who act like adults since being creepy OP babies!? My brain is not developed enough!

"-Will of Fire- shinobi dance blah blah blah leaves falling blah-"

And I am hearing a lecture from the geezer, croonie, smoker, pervert sensei of Jiraya, the Hokage himself.

"-So, you should follow Will of Fire. What did you understand?"

"If someone touched mom, dad, or Ino-Shika-Cho and their parents, the are enemies. Geez, you geezers know how to drag things. Just say protect who you love and done with that. And why do you have to tell that anyway? It's only natural."

"But isn't village family, blah blah blah."

"Yada yada, are you done Old man? And did your mom not tell you that smoking is bad!? Especially in front of a child? Put that away you idiot- Uwaaah!"

Suddenly, Kakashi jumped from the window. Holy cow! I couldn't sense him! My heartbeat just went up to the roof! And he was smiling under his ANBU mask!

"Leave."

"Thanks Old man! Umm, bye ANBU-kun."

As I turned around, Kakashi's voice stopped me in my tracks.

"You recognised me, didn't you?"

"N-no."

"Turn around Sakura-chan."

Hokage ordered me. I turned around to see him smiling at me grandpa-ly(A.N.: grandfatherly)

"How did you recognise him Sakura-chan? Do you know who this is?"

"Kakashi-"

Oh god! I spit it out in panic!

"Oh ho! So you know me? Am I famous?"

"Yeah. You are famous in my neighbourhood. The shit teacher who failed neighbour boy X"

Don't panic Sakura! Why are you spitting everything out!

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"Wow! You are a natural sensor! And a great one at that! Not even trained sensors can identify Kakashi in his ANBU mode. Maybe you can become a sensor as great as the Second Hokage in the future. You have a great talent!"

"Don't flatter me old man! Just get to the point!"

"Ahem! But normal people can't know about ANBU's identity-"

"So will I disappear to keep my mouth shut!?"

"-Nah! I just want you to keep quiet about it."

"But what if a ninja comes after me!?"

"*chuckle* That won't happen."

I sighed in relief. Maybe it is a good thing that I am getting the attention of Hokage and Kakashi? Danzo route?...

"Fine. I will keep quiet about it. But I want a bribe. Academy doesn't have anything on fuinjutsu. Can you teach me!?"

"Bribing is a bad thing."

"Then it is a business deal. How about it?"

"First learn from Gai. I will arrange it."

"Yay! Did I tell you that you are the best Hokage in history?"

"*Chuckles* You just said that. Now leave. I have to fight against paperwork."

I left the Hokage Office quite happily, not knowing that the Hokage is the best promise breaker. 6 years has passed since that promise and still I didn't get anything on fuinjutsu.