Rufus
2:59 a.m.
Wish Death-Cast called before I ruined my life tonight.
If Death-Cast hit me up last night, they would've knocked me out of
that dream I was having where I was losing a marathon to some little kids
on tricycles. If Death-Cast hit me up one week ago, I wouldn't have been up
late reading all the notes Aimee wrote me when we were still a thing. If
Death-Cast called two weeks ago, they would've interrupted that argument
I was having with Malcolm and Tagoe about how Marvel heroes are better
than DC heroes (and maybe I would've asked the herald to weigh in). If
Death-Cast called one month ago, they would've killed the dead silence that
came with me not wanting to talk with anyone after Aimee left. But nah,
Death-Cast called tonight while I was pounding on Peck, which led to
Aimee dragging him to the duplex to confront me, which led to Peck
getting the cops involved and cutting my funeral short, which led to me
being one hundred percent alone right now.
None of that would've happened if Death-Cast called one day sooner.
I hear police sirens and keep pedaling. I hope something else is
happening.
I give it a few more minutes before I take a break, stopping between a
McDonald's and a gas station. It's mad bright, maybe kneeling over here is
stupid, but staying in plain sight might be a good hiding spot. I don't know,
I'm not James Bond, I don't have some guidebook on how to hide from the
bad guys.
Shit, I'm the bad guy.
I can't keep moving, though. My heart is racing, my legs are on fire, and
I gotta catch my breath.
I sit on the curb outside the gas station. It smells like piss and cheap
beer. There's graffiti of two silhouettes on the wall with the air pumps for
bike tires. The silhouettes are both shaped like the dude on the men's
bathroom sign. In orange spray paint it says: The Last Friend App.
I keep getting dicked out of proper goodbyes. No final hug with my
family, no final hug with the Plutos. It's not even the goodbyes, man, it's
not getting to thank everyone for all they did for me. The loyalty Malcolm
showed me time and time again. The entertainment Tagoe delivered with
his B-movie scripts, like Canary Clown and the Carnival of Doom and
Snake Taxi—though Substitute Doctor was just so bad, even for a bad
movie. Francis's character impressions had me dying so hard I'd beg him to
shut up because my rib cage hurt. The afternoon Jenn Lori taught me to
play solitaire so I could keep myself moving, but also have alone time. The
really great chat I had with Francis when we were the last two awake, about
how instead of complimenting an attractive anyone on their looks my
pickup lines should be more personal because "anyone can have pretty
eyes, but only the right kind of person can hum the alphabet and make it
your new favorite beat." The way Aimee always kept it real, even just now
when she set me free by telling me she wasn't in love with me.
I could've really gone for one last Pluto Solar System group hug. I can't
go back now. Maybe I shouldn't have run. The charges probably went up
for running, but I didn't have time to think.
I gotta make this up to the Plutos. They spoke nothing but truth during
their eulogies. I've messed up a bit lately, but I'm good. Malcolm and
Tagoe wouldn't have been my boys if I weren't, and Aimee wouldn't have
been my girl if I were scum.
They can't be with me, but that doesn't mean I have to be alone.
I really don't wanna be alone.
I pick myself up and walk over to the wall with the graffiti and some
oil-stained poster for something called Make-A-Moment. I stare at the Last
Friend silhouettes on the wall. Ever since my family died, I would've bet
anything I was gonna die alone. Maybe I will, but just because I was left
behind doesn't mean I shouldn't have a Last Friend. I know there's a good
Rufus in me, the Rufus I used to be, and maybe a Last Friend can drag him
out of me.
Apps really aren't my thing, but neither is beating in people's faces, so
I'm already out of my element today. I enter the app store and I download
Last Friend. The download is mad fast; probably a bitch on my data, but
who cares.
I register as a Decker, set up my profile, upload an old photo off my
Instagram, and I'm good to go.
Nothing like receiving seven messages in my first five minutes to make
me feel a little less lonely—even though one guy is throwing some bullshit
about having the cure to death in his pants and yo, I'll take death instead.