I-REBIRTH

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I don't know where I am or what this place is called…

I'm only sure of one thing…

I came here after dying a horrible death…

I don't know how much time has passed since then…And all I have left is the painful memories of my life.

–Flashback–

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Bang!Bang! Bang! Bang!

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–Flashback end–

I was shot to death 4 times by one of my asshole classmates who was jealous of my acceptance at med school. I didn't even get the chance to take him with me. I had so much more to accomplish in life but it had to end like that.

As I was getting lost in my thoughts, something grabs me.

"This is freaky!"

I try to get away from whatever that thing is but to no avail. Suddenly, I see a light. I hurry towards it with all of my force. Once I reach it, I blackout.

Next time I wake up, I feel a severe headache and I have some implanted memories about -HAKI- and how to train it.

"Don't tell me i got isekaied!"

I look around, I can't see a thing. Everything is dark but I can hear some mumbles coming from multiple directions.

"I need to figure out my situation quickly. I hate not being in control. One of my principles in life is to always plan everything. That's what led me to success before my death."

Some time passes, my vision clears and I can now distinguish where the mumbles are coming from and their content.

'It's a boy Himari-san.'

"Japanese! Interesting, and this confirms it: I have been reborn."

Then I hear another voice near me say.

'He is so cute! He looks just like u Asahi!'

I assess the situation…the woman speaking is the mother of this body and the tough looking man she's addressing is its father.

'Indeed he is!!! He will be a shinobi just like me when he grows up! His name shall be kenji (strong, intelligent)!'

"Befitting name if they want my opinion. Haha!! This is perfect, I have been reincarnated in the naruto world! Now that I've confirmed my situation, I need to start acting like a baby. I don't want to arouse suspicion in this dangerous world."

'Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!'

I start crying immediately. Then I hear a feminine voice say.

'Ma'am, there is a problem with little kenji. He has no chakra. I thought I was having problems detecting it since every living being in this world has it even in small amounts. So, I confirmed it with my seniors. And, they all have arrived at the same conclusion: he has no chakra.'

"Fuuuuuuuck! Fate loves to play bad jokes on me. When I thought that I was reborn in a world where I can achieve my wildest dreams like attaining godhood, I had to be nerfed somehow. I'm not complaining though, it's gonna be definitely harder but not impossible. It's likely that i can train haki since i received memories about it. Despite that, i will still be at a disadvantage since the strongest in the one piece world at haki haven't displayed strength rivaling that of the strongest in this world but i still have the possibility of switching bodies. For that, I need to find somebody who has the knowledge, abilities and who can be trusted. To my knowledge, nobody fits these characteristics. Which leaves me with only one option, finding a talented child. Then, nurturing him, making him loyal and somehow teaching him how to do this task. This is gonna be challenging but first i need to see if the parents of this body are going to abandon it. They have been discussing something with the nurse."

. 'How is it even possible for him to be alive then since chakra is tied to the life force of a living being?'

'It's a mystery for us too, sir. But, other than his lack of chakra. He is perfectly healthy.'

Then, my mother says.

'It's okay! We are gonna take care of him. Isn't, Kenji?'

'Yes, we will!'

"Okay! That settles it for now. I don't have to worry about surviving in an orphanage. Unless, they are trying to keep an image in front of the nurse."

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–3 Months Later–

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I have been living in the Satou household for the last couple of months. Surprisingly, they are taking good care of me. If I was in their shoes I would have tossed this body away the moment I discovered that it has no chakra. But, that's just me being a psychopath. That aside, I have started to train my Observation Haki. I've been closing my eyes and trying to sense my surroundings without any success. This is discouraging but my goal remains the same: becoming God. I know I am very ambitious but It will happen since I decided that It will be the case.

The other day, I overheard my mother talking to my father proudly about how she got our neighbor to promise that she will take me in as an employee in her restaurant when I grow up. What a fucking joke! In 2 years, I need to voice my desire to become a ninja to them. They are probably going to oppose it but I will make them accept it. All of this is necessary, since i need to start training early on. Without their permission, training secretly is mission impossible since my father is a special jonin and my mother is a full fleged jonin. I also need to find might guy. I need him to teach me the 8 Inner Gates forbidden technique. It will be essential for my plans.

The memories that i received once i was reborn. I have examined them countless times. But, they have no indication whatsoever about the other two types of Haki. Which means, I can only rely on my knowledge of the show and the manga to train them. What a good start to my journey to godhood.

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–End–