01. My name is Sukma....
So, long story short. I was sent to another world not much different from my old world, with a very stark difference in technology and entertainment. The technology here is very advanced, about 2 decades more advanced than in my previous world, because humans have made many research bases in various places in the Solar system, at least that's what I know.
and let me tell you my experience of how I got here, this all started on a sunny morning, I went to the garden to water my plants after I got there I died from being hit by space debris, How do I know that it was space junk that killed me? because before I lost consciousness I saw the NASA logo on the space junk.
and I almost forgot, my name is SUKMA Dursasana Indra Chitrasena Karta Sanjaya, you can call me Mahabharata, my name is the name of the character in the Epic Mahabharata like Dursasana is Dushasana, The only reason why I didn't change my name is that Sukma and Karta are my grandfather's names.
let's leave that alone, let's discuss what happens after I die, unlike most novels, manga, anime, or fanfics, I don't meet cosmic beings, but immediately woke up in the body of a young man with a poor state of a bedroom, a lot of garbage scattered on the floor, even I can see cockroaches there.
At first, I was confused until I saw a smartphone and turned it on, there I got a lot of information from who the owner of this body was to the reason why he lived and died here.
the name of this new body is Nagashima Hirosaki, his parents died in a car accident, after knowing the name of my new body I got the memory and man let me say that the owner of this body is stupid.
Where do you think it's good to start? oh, let's start from after his parents died, he lives alone without a guardian Because he doesn't have relatives, and with minimal money management experience making a lot of money on useless items until he finally runs out of money.
after that, he decided to sell his useless stuff, but the problems didn't stop there because he couldn't cook so he relied on fast food, which over time made him run out of money again.
this time he had no choice but to sell his house and decided to move to a cheaper place, with a lot of money from the sale of the house he should be able to live quietly until he graduates from college, but this fool spend his money on a game, called Benshin impact: Gas price goes up.
and with an unhealthy lifestyle and now it's happening as a result, and did I forget to say that he had skipped school for 2 weeks, even though summer vacation is just around the corner?
It's been 3 days since I arrived in this world, I've cleaned up all the trash and at that time a very terrible battle took place, me vs cockroach, which I won't tell you how many cockroaches I killed which was enough to make 10 adults get goosebumps, remember when I said the bedroom was messy and full of trash? yeah, now I want to add, FÛCK! the living room, kitchen, and guest room are all full of trash!
but I still haven't taken out the trash, in other words, the garbage has just been sorted but hasn't been thrown away.
I mean come on, man, the total weight of that garbage can exceed 5 kilograms, and with this body, I can't lift that much garbage, that's just one because I have 8 more packs of trash making a total of 130 kilograms.
yes, you heard right. it's 130kg how come it's that heavy when it was only 8 packs of trash? because a lot of stuff is broken! I'll bet lots of mice are hiding in the broken furniture, I haven't had time to clean up the broken furniture yet.
I'm in the bathroom now, saving gold. until I hear the notification bell sound, then I checked my phone and found no notification.
"strange, where is the notification sound, it can't be a system that protagonists usually get in novels, LoL if it's true after I say this a screen will appear... System Open!...hahaha that's impossible, right? eh? WTF"
[Listening Song System Opened.
Hello Host, I am your system, I have 3 functions, namely: 1. status 2. skill 3. listening]
"....damn it turns out I have a system? why didn't you come out when I first arrived in this world?"
[that's because the system is still trying to connect with the host, every living thing has a different spirit which if you think of it as a power outlet makes me need a different cable]
"oh, okay. so now please open my status, I want to know how my status is now"
[Ding*
Status
Name: Nagashima Hirosaki
Title: Whaler, Not fat just big
STR: F(Below Average)
END: E+(like a cockroach)
AGL:E(where does that come from?)
IQ: 107(meh, a little bit higher just a little bit)
MRY: Below Average(slow to remember something)
STR: Strength
END: Endurance
AGL: agility
MRY:memory
E is average ]
"damn, but this body is way better than my body when I was 12 years old, by the way, system .is there no inventory?"
[there is a host, but there are side effects, such as if the host put something in, the weight will be felt by the host, it's like the host is carrying something but the item is not visible, the weight is there the item is not there, does the host still want to activate it?]
"of course"
[Ding*
activate inventory... Success
The host can use Inventory now]
"Hmm, I'll check the inventory later, now I want you to tell me the next function."
[Ding* next function is skill panel
With this panel, the host can see the development of the skills that the host has learned or gained
Personal SKILL:
[Sing LvL:0] [Studying LvL:6] [Art of silat LvL :0] [Gardening LvL: 5] [Cleaning LvL: 4] [Cooking LvL:6]
[butchering LvL : 3] [Gaming LvL: 7] [Drawing LvL:2]
Skill acquired through the system:–
is there anything you want to ask again host?]
"Ah, why are my singing and Art of silat skills at level 0?"
[Ding*
This is because singing and martial arts require muscle memory, so even though technically the host knows how to sing the host can't sing well because now the host doesn't know
what are the vocal range that the host can achieve, a messy way of breathing, and the host doesn't know whether the host belongs to the bass, baritone, or toner group?
as well as the host's martial arts can't demonstrate many movements because the host's body is now less flexible
is there anything you want to ask again host?]
"No, now I want to know your last function"
[Ding*
Listening is the last function of this system, the host. By listening, the host can listen to music from the host's past world,
the host will be faced with a search engine that the host will later use to find the music that the host wants, every time the host listens to music the host will be able to choose one skill from the song after that the song can be played by the host even though the host will not be able to get the skills from the song again, then I recommend trying it yourself,
when the host uses a keyword, the host cannot use that same keyword for 3 months and how to type it just use your mind]
I just nodded and said, "Listening Open" suddenly an interface appears with a search engine in the middle, I then start typing. I don't know, typing with my mind is weird.
[ Search: Big Fat Anime Teddies
results found:
– Big Fat Anime Teddies
–...
–... ]
without hesitation, I immediately chose the number one, shortly after that I heard a song that for 2 days did not wake me up.
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Big Fat Anime Tiddies Upload (reupload) by arato nightcore
G'day, mate.
Is that how you say it?
G'day, mate... Hahaha Yeah.
Comets!
I woke up this morning like I gotta get going
{Big fat anime tiddiessss }
Tomorrow's not coming, so I live in the moment. { Big fat anime... }
IT'S A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY. {-tiddies}.
IT'S A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY. {Big fat anime...} x2
I Woke up this morning with my mind on my money.
Hard work pays all, I owe nobody nothing.
No my west cost fit, so you know I'm trying to function.
And touch your private part, even though we are in public.
You playing hard to get, but I'm thinking easy does it.
To have a good time, that's all I ever wanted.
I dreamt that a genie came and gave me three wishes.
A cupid-linked chain flies close to bad women. I'm street training.
On the beach even.
Get some high A-kicks from the last season.
Cause I know nobody got them. That's the main reason.
So I dressed to impress and get better treatment.
Slow dooowwwnn, can't lose cause I don't know how.
One day then I gotta skip town.
No negative energy allowed, I'ma show you how.
I woke up this morning like I gotta get going {Big fat anime tiddiessss }
Tomorrow's not coming, so I live in the moment. { Big fat anime... }
IT'S A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY. {-tiddies}.
IT'S A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY. {Big fat anime...} x2
This is the life that a guy could get used to.
Get everyone inside the club with no issues.
Surrounded by women that normally dis you.
No, complicate life. It could all be so simple.
Thank god for the people that got put in my life.
Good times so when I wouldn't get that one twice.
Rolex that I caused spending quality time.
Party air cleared this is they covered my eyes.
Dove it, roam it. Got you own it. Take action and focus. Now we rolling.
With the camera's flashing, end of daylight.
A good day like Australia.
So make a great night.
Just latelyyy~ I don't believe hopes are maybe.
Hard work means you can't get laaazy~
The aim is to make me, I'm so awesome, I JUST WENT IN RIGHT FOR IT.
I woke up this morning like I gotta get going {Big fat anime tiddiessss }
Tomorrow's not coming, so I live in the moment. { Big fat anime... }
IT'S A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY. {-tiddies}.
IT'S A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY.{ Big fat anime... }x2
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I shed tears of happiness because now I can set this song to become my alarm again.
[Calculating the skills in the song, the results are:
[So I live in the moment : Rank: C
Allows you to control your dreams and makes you enter into lucid dream status ]
[Good day to have a good day: A
add a luck effect to the status and strengthen luck by 30%]
[I don't owe anybody anything B
when you have a debt and you manage to pay it off you will get a status bonus of 2%]
[ Three wishes: SSR
You get 3 wishes, use them wisely ]
[no negative energy allowed: SR
increase immunity against abnormal status, any abnormal status below this rank has no effect to you]
[Surounded by a woman: R
add charisma effect to status]
[Quality Time: S
increase endurance in intercourse by 40% ]
please, host, choose the skill that the host wants, then press the skill]
"I want skill, three wishes" while pressing the name of the skill wanted by hiro
[Ding* congrats host, host gain skill [three wishes]
does the host want to use the skill directly?
To activate it, the host simply rereads the lyrics ]
"I dreamt that a genie came and gave me three wishes.?that's all? uh..." I saw a pretty girl with blue skin reminded me of the movie avatar.
"You have called me, I will grant your 3 wishes"
I shook my head, and immediately said "I want the rule in the system that says you can only choose one skill changed to three" which Genie replied with a shake of her head indicating that my request could not be granted.
"I can only change it to 2, is that okay?"
"Yeah, that's fine, so now I want to get a skill no negative energy allowed and Good day to have a good day "
genie nodded.
"I have granted your 3 wishes, I hope you are satisfied with your wishes" The genie then disappeared leaving behind a blue smoke.
[Ding* congrats host, host gain skill [no negative energy allowed ] and [Good day to have a good day]
hearing that I then realized that the feeling of saving my gold had disappeared, I then got out of the bathroom of course after cleaning my ass and flushing the toilet, I intend to use the trash weight as a training tool So I put all the trash in my inventory and man I can barely walk upright.
there is only one problem, that is. broken furniture that will make an already heavy load even heavier, without thinking I put the broken furniture into the inventory and I can't move because of it, I can only chuckle while looking at 8 mice with an unusual size with many other small mice which if totaled there are approximately 20 mice
"Hah, I will fight the toughest enemy in this house with a weight of 130 kg, wish me luck" I said as I took the broom and held it with difficulty.
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A/N : so yeah that it. how is that? do you like it? nah it too fast to say if you like this so stay tuned!!!
and before some people say like this song name is not big fat anime Tiddies , the answer is yes. the name of this song is good day by j mac and get anime remix , you will know in the upcoming chapter why Hiro chose this song , but not the original.
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Fine here some league of legends quote
"IM NOT THE KING , IM NOT THE GOD , IM.... EVIL STOP LAUGHING " PROBABLY VEIGAR COSPLAYING AS AATROX